Pango Gillespi
@pango.wtf
A man of limitless accomplishment and unbridled modesty
You walk in your kitchen and see him raiding your fridge, wyd
April 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
You walk in your kitchen and see him raiding your fridge, wyd
It's amazing how many people can't understand that subsidizing the lifestyles of billionaires is an economic drag, actually. The US can't invest in infrastructure because we can't just buy a bridge or a railway, we have to buy a bridge or a railway plus some asshole's yacht.
March 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It's amazing how many people can't understand that subsidizing the lifestyles of billionaires is an economic drag, actually. The US can't invest in infrastructure because we can't just buy a bridge or a railway, we have to buy a bridge or a railway plus some asshole's yacht.
Idk who needs to hear this, but if you are “proud” of something you bought, something you were born into, or something you naturally just are by default, that isn’t pride, it’s that identity politics you pretend to hate so much
March 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Idk who needs to hear this, but if you are “proud” of something you bought, something you were born into, or something you naturally just are by default, that isn’t pride, it’s that identity politics you pretend to hate so much
The Tariff Saga is hilariously exposing the fact that the USA actually isn't as central to the world economy as everyone thought it was.
March 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The Tariff Saga is hilariously exposing the fact that the USA actually isn't as central to the world economy as everyone thought it was.
Can't wait for this show
March 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Can't wait for this show
What do you mean you’ve never heard of Isaac Neutron
March 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What do you mean you’ve never heard of Isaac Neutron
When the stock you’ve over-leveraged for loans to finance buying the presidency so you can enact your Dark Enlightenment horseshit starts tanking and threatening you with personal insolvency
March 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
When the stock you’ve over-leveraged for loans to finance buying the presidency so you can enact your Dark Enlightenment horseshit starts tanking and threatening you with personal insolvency
so the plan to save tesla's stock price is to have an even more unpopular person endorse the brand to his rabid base of people who can't afford a tesla anyway? this must be that 5D chess they keep talking about.
March 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
so the plan to save tesla's stock price is to have an even more unpopular person endorse the brand to his rabid base of people who can't afford a tesla anyway? this must be that 5D chess they keep talking about.
Could God create a psychiatrist so powerful they could even help Kanye?
March 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Could God create a psychiatrist so powerful they could even help Kanye?
I’m making a new line of greeting cards
March 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’m making a new line of greeting cards
Someone should tell the Democrats that it's actually okay to rock the boat if it's actively sinking
March 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Someone should tell the Democrats that it's actually okay to rock the boat if it's actively sinking
Life hack: lower your calorie intake by adding grape jam to your hot dogs
March 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Life hack: lower your calorie intake by adding grape jam to your hot dogs
While you’re being obediently outraged that an imperialist war might end with an outcome you didn’t want, another country is proceeding with its plan to annihilate an entire ethnic group with your implicit support because the corporate media hasn’t told you to be outraged about that one.
March 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
While you’re being obediently outraged that an imperialist war might end with an outcome you didn’t want, another country is proceeding with its plan to annihilate an entire ethnic group with your implicit support because the corporate media hasn’t told you to be outraged about that one.
"omg america supports a dictator in russia" wow you're going to be surprised when you hear about Chile, Venezuela, Paraguay, the Dominican Republic, Brazil, Turkey, Egypt, Iran, the Philippines, Spain, Guatemala, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Pakistan, Nicaragua, Indonesia, El Salvador, or Congo
February 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"omg america supports a dictator in russia" wow you're going to be surprised when you hear about Chile, Venezuela, Paraguay, the Dominican Republic, Brazil, Turkey, Egypt, Iran, the Philippines, Spain, Guatemala, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Pakistan, Nicaragua, Indonesia, El Salvador, or Congo
tfw your stupid face falls off and you're trying to call a nurse but nobody shows up because you fired them all
February 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
tfw your stupid face falls off and you're trying to call a nurse but nobody shows up because you fired them all
Vogon poetry is famous for being the third worst poetry in the galaxy.
February 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Vogon poetry is famous for being the third worst poetry in the galaxy.
It sucks what’s happening in Ukraine and all but if you’re more upset by Russia’s land grab (and our passive acceptance of it) than by the unnamed Zionist apartheid ethnostate’s outright genocide (and our active involvement in it), I don’t need to hear your opinion about anything.
February 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It sucks what’s happening in Ukraine and all but if you’re more upset by Russia’s land grab (and our passive acceptance of it) than by the unnamed Zionist apartheid ethnostate’s outright genocide (and our active involvement in it), I don’t need to hear your opinion about anything.
If they would just start with cutting that half a trillion from the military budget, it would take a lot of pressure off the retirees and hungry children they seem to be so intent on robbing blind. Weird how they don’t just do that.
February 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If they would just start with cutting that half a trillion from the military budget, it would take a lot of pressure off the retirees and hungry children they seem to be so intent on robbing blind. Weird how they don’t just do that.
Uh oh the centrists are mad
February 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Uh oh the centrists are mad
I’m going to become a billionaire by installing park benches with automated anti-homeless spikes you can remove for 30 minutes at a time by paying my company $10.
February 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I’m going to become a billionaire by installing park benches with automated anti-homeless spikes you can remove for 30 minutes at a time by paying my company $10.
When u accidentally get the wrong implants
February 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
When u accidentally get the wrong implants