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Pandora Beatrix 🎙️ Home Studio VA, They Won't See Me Coming
@pandorabeatrix.com
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Voice Actor(🎙️!), Stage Actor(!), LARPer, Writer, 🐧🍐🌳

Leveling up my lesbian fashion game, day by day.

Valeria @ Modus Files
Rahmani @ OUaW
Lila @ Store 236
Roxana @ Kingmaker Histories
Coraline @ WBH: Gilded Age

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Here's that, all in 2023 CPI-adjusted dollars. Same slopes and percentage increases, but it better illustrates the more relevant ratio of home price to yearly income, which starts at 5.07 (home prices of five times as much as income) and rises to 6.56 (home prices six and a half times as much). ☹️
Chart of Median Home Price vs Median Yearly Income, vertical axis from 0 to 500000, both plotted in 2023 CPI-adjusted dollars, over 1979-2025. The income line starts just over $53000, actually slopes downward to bottom out at $48945 in 1981, then very gradually rises to end at $59558 in 2025 (about 12% higher). The housing price line is more volatile but trends more sharply upward, starting at $269484, bottoming out at $216510 in 1982 and rises to end at $390658, about 45% higher. More relevant than the absolute percentage increases is the ratio of yearly income to home price, which starts at 5.07 (home prices of five times as much as yearly income) and rises to 6.56 (home prices six and a half times as much as yearly income).
August 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Same data. You can *still* futz with the apparent slope even with separate vertical axes by how large you make the max value? But the upshot is from 79 to now, housing prices ended 50% higher, wages ended 12% higher.
Chart of Median Home Price vs Median Weekly Income, with separate 0-pinned axes for each, both in 1982-84 CPI-adjusted dollars, over 1979-2025. The income line very gradually rises, ending about 12% higher, the housing price line is more volatile but trends more sharply upward, ending about 50% higher.
August 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Quote on grey background: "People speak of hope as if it is this delicate, ephemeral thing made of whispers and spider's webs. It's not. Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her knuckles, the grit of the cobblestones in her hair, and just spat out a tooth as she rises for another go." It's not is highlighted in pink. Attributed to @crowsfault
August 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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No cheating* post the last pic of your pet

*Or cheat, whatever, I'm not the pet cops
A small tan cat on a bed who has jammed herself between a pillow and a Corsi-Rosenthal box.
July 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Now that I have more time - this was a quick (45 mins) one, played *relatively* straight (for us). It was a blast to work on, the sets as usual were amazing, and it's worth a watch!

#fallout #shakespeare #macbeth #theater
context - Mallory Archer ants gag riffed for Lady Macbeth description - meme cartoon of irritated woman with silver hair, with the text "Do you want damned spots?" above and "Because that's how you get damned spots" below
July 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Them: Live your bliss.
Me:
Screenshot of a delivery app listing 8 orders of "side of yeero meat" and one order of "falafel ball". The total is $75.26.
July 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Joy matters.

Among other things.

💜
White text on a purple background - The secret of the Muppets is they're not very good at what they do. Kermit's not a great host, Fozzie's not a good comedian, Miss Piggy's not a great singer... Like, none of them are actually good at it, but they fucking love it. And they're like a family, and they like putting on the show. And they have joy. And because of the joy, it doesn't matter that they're not good at it. And that's like what we should all be. Muppets. -Brett Goldstein
June 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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🥰🥰🫵⭐

This is real cool, ngl.

#voiceactor
Context: The Modus Files featured on the Fallout 76 post-login screen Description: A voice actor pointing at the camera, wearing a beret with a New Enclave medallion, next to a TV showing the post-login screen of Fallout 76, featuring The Modus Files, with an in-game shot of the character she voices, pointing at the camera, wearing a beret with an Enclave medallion. The voice actor does not look as cool as she sounds.
June 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Post a ten year old picture of yourself

(or don't, I'm not your mom)
An adult child in front of a cracker barrel. She is wearing an N7 hoodie and holding a very large 32oz rice individually wrapped krispie treat.
June 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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😂 Kinda?
Context - pride questioning flag Description - horizontal rectangle with four horizontal bars of pastel colors, top to bottom orange, yellow, green, blue, with a large white question mark in the center overlapping all the colors
June 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I've seen girls,
From gutt'r families,
Trap rich men,
Wiv flutt'ry ways.
Then they coo:
"Cor', pass the jam please,"
Over nuptial breakfast trays.
Over 'ere, in bed eleven,
Sleeps a bleedin' 'ypocrit.
Spends 'is days, eyes cast to 'eaven,
Spends 'is nights, amongst this sh-
A still shot from the film the Sound of Music with Julie Andrews as Maria playing an acoustic guitar in the Austrian mountains surrounded by children.
May 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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I was fixing a dresser in the bedroom today and after I stopped hammering and drilling, my supervisor came in and complained at me for five solid minutes.
A tan cat on a blanket, looking irritated because I made the pspsps noise for no good reason.
April 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Context - Aragorn meme subverted Description - Man with long hair, short beard, and a sort of neutral expression. Text above reads YOU STILL HAVE MY SWORD, text below reads IT'S BEEN LIKE THREE WEEKS, I DO NEED IT BACK AT SOME POINT.
March 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Only going to be *casually* villainous in this one, it's very relaxing. But based purely on the scripts I've been reading and the vibe in the Discord, it's gonna be fun as hell!

Thanks to @store236pod.bsky.social for letting me play in your backyard! 🥰💜

#voiceacting #audiodrama #store236
Context - Title Card for Store 236 Description - Graphic of a grey shopping bag with various items including a prominent green bottle with a white skull on it, above the words STORE 236, background is a white circle centered in black remainder
March 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Amazing character art of enthusiastic-but-scattered cinnamon roll, Coraline Templeton courtesy of the crazy talents of @demonarty.bsky.social.

🧵 (3/3)
Context - Coraline Templeton from the Gilded Age Actual Play Description - Art by DemonArty of a young brunette woman with one purple streak of hair and unnatural eyes, one electric blue, the other with a seemingly natural GPS map marker. She's wearing a 60's-esque ensemble of a white dress with multicolored polka dots, a salmon-colored neck scarf, a short green vest and watermelon patterned tights. Her shoes are rainbow-colored high top platform sneakers, and she's wearing a backpack and a hip holster with a faintly golden can of silly string, and holding a yellow mobile phone. Her expression seems thoughtfully confused but not stressed about it.
March 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I made a li'l intro for the new superhero Actual Play I'm on. Shouts to @blender.org, @musescorestudio.bsky.social, our delightful DM @nightwonderer.bsky.social, and @cdncapamerica.bsky.social for the original zany 616 campaign!

#ttrpg #actualplay #cyphersystem #wouldbeheroes #animation

🧵 (1/3)
March 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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If you see this, *post yourself in a hat!

*if you want, I'm **not your mom

**unless you need a mom and then ok I guess
Context - Fallout Washington DC meetup, me as Valeria from the Modus Files, Wes Johnson as the Silver Shroud Description - A woman with blue hair in a bob cut wearing a fictional military uniform which includes a blue beret with a bronze medallion of a large gear under a slightly larger five-pointed star, under a stylized letter E, plus a Pip-Boy. She has a long scar running down across her right eye, which has a silver iris, and is saluting the camera. A man with a trimmed silver beard wearing a a charcoal overcoat and a black hat with a white band, giving a thumbs-up to the camera. The base of the Washington Monument and several US flags are visible in the background.
February 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Remember, on your birthday you can have any cake that you want. It's a rule. 💜🎂
An elaborate and colorful cake-shaped candy delivery system, with more kinds than I can readily identify.
February 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Context: John Jasper, a character from the Mystery of Edwin Drood, who is deeply addicted to drugs. Description - A man in a Victorian outfit looking smug about a latch-key he's brandishing. More Context: Okay technically in this picture it's Clive Paget, the actor playing John Jasper in the show-within-a-show. Who is in turn being played by Will Chase. Yes, the show is a lot.
February 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Works great. 😒

Still, another way to avoid Adobe for any use case at all is a step in the right direction.
Context: Firefox added native pdf editing, except not really Description: Sample letter pdf with blanks. At the top is the title "Edit PDFs in Firefox". Edit has been scribbled out in red, and next to the title red text in an extremely basic sans serif font reads "Add Stuff to".
February 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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When I have an opportunity to make things better for others, I do that. When I need to make things better for myself, I do that. I don't seek out news, but I don't ignore it when it bubbles up through my socials.

🧵
Context: 50501 protest sign Description: Handmade sign with a trans flag in the corner, and purple text reading "Please don't let them kill us."
February 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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The wheels of publishing turn slowly, but they do turn. So happy folks can get this!

#audiobooks

libro.fm/audiobooks/9...

www.audiobooksnow.com/audiobook/th...

www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0DT...

play.google.com/store/audiob...
Cover image of The Insane God, by Jay Hartlove, narrated by Pandora Beatrix. A teen girl with dark hair and a distant expression, surrounded above and on the sides by purple-red tentacles, and above, a large single eye with a double-lobed iris and pupil. The background of the eye is a colorful starscape, and the skyline of St Louis Missouri can be seen in the background.
January 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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The song alone is a deep obsession of mine now.

Working on some stuff for Feb...
Context: Weird voice actor trying Agatha's hairstyle Description: Woman smiling concerningly at camera, with chaos-curled hair loosely twisted into a high messy bun
January 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Are... Are you okay, Temu?
Context, Facebook ad for Temu. Description, a photo of a woman in running leggings, wearing what appears to be a pneumatic exoskeleton on her legs. The ad is captioned Dress to Impress. Context, Facebook ad for Temu. Description, I genuinely don't know, it's a metal... thing. A large ring , with two smaller hinged rings attached to it and each other via thicker bars and other little rings. The scale is unclear. The ad is captioned Dress to Impress.
January 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one!

#seriouslypleasetrytho
#2025day1
Context: Last shot of Back to the Future part 3 Description: A flying, steam locomotive engine rushing towards the camera. Context: End of the Back to the Future trilogy Description: The words "The End" in a dynamic 80's logo of red and orange, outlined in electric blue/white.
January 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM