one dozen rats in a pear tree
@panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
mastodon refugee
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
are you posting from 2015 because there’s a lot I’ve got to warn you about if you are
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
are you posting from 2015 because there’s a lot I’ve got to warn you about if you are
laughing at the Mets for losing Edwin Diaz even though it further charges up the Dodgers death star
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
laughing at the Mets for losing Edwin Diaz even though it further charges up the Dodgers death star
I am so tired.
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I am so tired.
hung out in a parking lot in Philly so I could have photographic evidence of having friends
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
hung out in a parking lot in Philly so I could have photographic evidence of having friends
how it feels posting this a few hours after doing the “male instacart shopper” bit
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
how it feels posting this a few hours after doing the “male instacart shopper” bit
the spotify algorithm still suggesting me songs off my halloween playlist two days before thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
the spotify algorithm still suggesting me songs off my halloween playlist two days before thanksgiving
go birds
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
go birds
fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
Notre Dame up 21-0 on the Orangemen in the 1st Quarter
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Notre Dame up 21-0 on the Orangemen in the 1st Quarter
happy holidays, rita
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
happy holidays, rita
I’m gonna move to Utah and run for Congress in the +25 Kamala oasis.
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m gonna move to Utah and run for Congress in the +25 Kamala oasis.
republicans losing the whites
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
republicans losing the whites
okay this was the first thing that made me think maybe he is actually cooked
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
okay this was the first thing that made me think maybe he is actually cooked
tyrese maxey to james harden
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
tyrese maxey to james harden
I’m connecting the dots.
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m connecting the dots.