Nobody tell Philipp I've been secretly playing the game with vegan bacon (well, uranium is vegan) for months 😅

🎵 Butt truckers, truckers in your butt 🎶

"I'm sorry, you're right! We shouldn't release Bezzly McPensionThief, they're blatantly evil. Here's why we're instead releasing a dozen white collar criminals including Bezzly McPensionThief..."

Banana pudding my beloved 🥰

The pure effort and talent put into this game was wonderful, it came along so far since the AdventureX build, and 98% of that was lovingly hand-tooled voice lines!

Badger what'chu waiting for?
Step into your local game store!
Time for you to prove no match can last longer than turn four...
And step into thinly disguised vore 😛

(I feel a YCH coming along that I could never satisfy)

I feel like this most nights honestly, respectable 🤜🏾🤛🏾

I have *feelings* about how we modify our aspirational selves to be more accessible on a daily basis, and I'm too tired to make this sentence make more sense 😅

Best kind 👍🏽

Not to risk stressing you out further, but I can strongly relate to the commenter 😊

I hope you have a glorious and experimental night 🫡

This has such great texture and structure, I love the facial expression too 📯

Told a friend I "thought I might be gay" at about 15, came out more widely at 18, and now I've had more than a decade to slowly realise that "gay man" barely cut it 😅

@WardenAlcides I found a map of the secret bonus wolf nipples

I was a child actor in a panto when I was younger and the guy playing the dame proudly told us "nothing in life feels better than doing a massive poo. and if it didn't feel that good, we wouldn't do it!"

...odd vibes in retrospect, I will admit, but memorable!

A close friend who's wrestling with his sexuality trusted me enough to try holding my hand, then kissing me on the neck, and I'm still thinking about it 😖

We're hanging out roughly weekly now, often just chatting in a hug, and I value these moments immensely.

How are you not the inventor of that phrase 😭