Pili
@paljus.me
Pal, Pili, or Påljus. Queer ADHD one-wolf DE&I campaign. 32, UK, they/he/surprise me.
Cries easily at ✨narrative possibilities✨ Have a go by telling me about music, game, or larp design that you like 👍🏽
Cries easily at ✨narrative possibilities✨ Have a go by telling me about music, game, or larp design that you like 👍🏽
I got surprise post today and I'm psyched!
@kamibox-ph.bsky.social sent me physical versions of the stickers Linda Mile made for Bacon – The Game. I flip the daily bacon more consistently than I wordle, so this is delightful 😊
I'm at risk of echoing my mum's weird stick-on googly eyes phase 😈
@kamibox-ph.bsky.social sent me physical versions of the stickers Linda Mile made for Bacon – The Game. I flip the daily bacon more consistently than I wordle, so this is delightful 😊
I'm at risk of echoing my mum's weird stick-on googly eyes phase 😈
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I got surprise post today and I'm psyched!
@kamibox-ph.bsky.social sent me physical versions of the stickers Linda Mile made for Bacon – The Game. I flip the daily bacon more consistently than I wordle, so this is delightful 😊
I'm at risk of echoing my mum's weird stick-on googly eyes phase 😈
@kamibox-ph.bsky.social sent me physical versions of the stickers Linda Mile made for Bacon – The Game. I flip the daily bacon more consistently than I wordle, so this is delightful 😊
I'm at risk of echoing my mum's weird stick-on googly eyes phase 😈
guess who just woke me up by anxiously vomiting on the stairs at quarter to three in the morning because of firework stress
October 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
guess who just woke me up by anxiously vomiting on the stairs at quarter to three in the morning because of firework stress
Firework season is properly traumatising our poor girl again.
This year she started getting anxious a few weeks ago just because the evenings were getting darker.
Currently she is trying in vain to dig a hole under the WiFi router.
(We've tried many things, free reign to patrol helps the most.)
This year she started getting anxious a few weeks ago just because the evenings were getting darker.
Currently she is trying in vain to dig a hole under the WiFi router.
(We've tried many things, free reign to patrol helps the most.)
October 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Firework season is properly traumatising our poor girl again.
This year she started getting anxious a few weeks ago just because the evenings were getting darker.
Currently she is trying in vain to dig a hole under the WiFi router.
(We've tried many things, free reign to patrol helps the most.)
This year she started getting anxious a few weeks ago just because the evenings were getting darker.
Currently she is trying in vain to dig a hole under the WiFi router.
(We've tried many things, free reign to patrol helps the most.)
Sleepy Kicky Leggies from the smallest wolf 🥰
October 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Sleepy Kicky Leggies from the smallest wolf 🥰
Only my family could communicate like this 🤦🏽
On the plus side, my sister (Cow Rager) is seeing Wicked today in London, so she has something to be distracted by!
On the plus side, my sister (Cow Rager) is seeing Wicked today in London, so she has something to be distracted by!
October 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Only my family could communicate like this 🤦🏽
On the plus side, my sister (Cow Rager) is seeing Wicked today in London, so she has something to be distracted by!
On the plus side, my sister (Cow Rager) is seeing Wicked today in London, so she has something to be distracted by!
I found the most non-binary anti-perspirant I could and it's delightful 🥰
October 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I found the most non-binary anti-perspirant I could and it's delightful 🥰
"woah this cottage cheese is lit fam"
September 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"woah this cottage cheese is lit fam"
I love accidental inbox poetry.
September 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I love accidental inbox poetry.
There is a ghost who lives under our table and seeks offerings.
September 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
There is a ghost who lives under our table and seeks offerings.
The mozzarella stick bandit has specific desires and keeps getting closer.
August 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The mozzarella stick bandit has specific desires and keeps getting closer.
Y'all should jump in on this, Kao'n'Heligan have put together quietly delightful silliness and made me into a squeaky toy, and you can too 👍🏽
August 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Y'all should jump in on this, Kao'n'Heligan have put together quietly delightful silliness and made me into a squeaky toy, and you can too 👍🏽
"It is I.
The guardian of the stairs.
To pass, you must answer me this riddle.
What became of the tortilla chip I begged for earlier, then ignored and abandoned?"
Oh wait, I found it, she hid it by a door downstairs.
The guardian of the stairs.
To pass, you must answer me this riddle.
What became of the tortilla chip I begged for earlier, then ignored and abandoned?"
Oh wait, I found it, she hid it by a door downstairs.
August 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"It is I.
The guardian of the stairs.
To pass, you must answer me this riddle.
What became of the tortilla chip I begged for earlier, then ignored and abandoned?"
Oh wait, I found it, she hid it by a door downstairs.
The guardian of the stairs.
To pass, you must answer me this riddle.
What became of the tortilla chip I begged for earlier, then ignored and abandoned?"
Oh wait, I found it, she hid it by a door downstairs.
Aaaaaa, this is too cute 🌿
Y'all need to jump in with your own fan-trolls.
Y'all need to jump in with your own fan-trolls.
August 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Aaaaaa, this is too cute 🌿
Y'all need to jump in with your own fan-trolls.
Y'all need to jump in with your own fan-trolls.
Down at The Nest, the new fringey bit of Chichester Festival Theatre, which I'm told is delightfully "made of recycled Pleasance" 📯
August 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Down at The Nest, the new fringey bit of Chichester Festival Theatre, which I'm told is delightfully "made of recycled Pleasance" 📯
Ruffle your wolves more, we get silly 😊
Arms of @alcides.bsky.social, art of @mothdusky.bsky.social 📯
Arms of @alcides.bsky.social, art of @mothdusky.bsky.social 📯
August 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Ruffle your wolves more, we get silly 😊
Arms of @alcides.bsky.social, art of @mothdusky.bsky.social 📯
Arms of @alcides.bsky.social, art of @mothdusky.bsky.social 📯
Romanced a warhammer space cop and then shared a bath with him.
I really wanna know where all these grenades came from? My friends are all voting "laid them like eggs" 😰
I really wanna know where all these grenades came from? My friends are all voting "laid them like eggs" 😰
![A screenshot of the text log from Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader.
Harlan: [Relax and close your eyes]
The tension slowly retreats as you bring yourself to complete stillness. Joint by joint, muscle by muscle, pore by pore — before long, you have surrendered the bastion of your body to the bliss of oblivion.
Items received: Monofilament Grenade, Fyceline, Dreadmonger Grenade, Modified Krak Grenade](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tg56itizc7ukothd5dhd2c4s/bafkreigdqyldbeadlzkci7kaifch7lp2pamhirij3qsyf5jdxy7mxlm5vi@jpeg)
July 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Romanced a warhammer space cop and then shared a bath with him.
I really wanna know where all these grenades came from? My friends are all voting "laid them like eggs" 😰
I really wanna know where all these grenades came from? My friends are all voting "laid them like eggs" 😰
I don't know what you mean about "forced perspective". @drkuro.bsky.social clearly made a cookie bigger than our poor dog.
July 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I don't know what you mean about "forced perspective". @drkuro.bsky.social clearly made a cookie bigger than our poor dog.
Book, fan, dog.
A still life of surviving a too-hot day.
Actually, not sure if it can be a still life if there's a living creature in it. Or my own leg.
...ok, I've looked it up, and I don't know! Wikipedia has some still lives with living birds, insects, and frogs, but our dog is bigger 😅
A still life of surviving a too-hot day.
Actually, not sure if it can be a still life if there's a living creature in it. Or my own leg.
...ok, I've looked it up, and I don't know! Wikipedia has some still lives with living birds, insects, and frogs, but our dog is bigger 😅
July 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Book, fan, dog.
A still life of surviving a too-hot day.
Actually, not sure if it can be a still life if there's a living creature in it. Or my own leg.
...ok, I've looked it up, and I don't know! Wikipedia has some still lives with living birds, insects, and frogs, but our dog is bigger 😅
A still life of surviving a too-hot day.
Actually, not sure if it can be a still life if there's a living creature in it. Or my own leg.
...ok, I've looked it up, and I don't know! Wikipedia has some still lives with living birds, insects, and frogs, but our dog is bigger 😅
Kudos to the devs of *checks notes* Barbie Project Friendship™️ for letting me know that the 0451 easter egg is thoroughly mainstream now 😅
Wonder if there's an Elite Speedrun Strat™️ here 😛
Wonder if there's an Elite Speedrun Strat™️ here 😛
June 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Kudos to the devs of *checks notes* Barbie Project Friendship™️ for letting me know that the 0451 easter egg is thoroughly mainstream now 😅
Wonder if there's an Elite Speedrun Strat™️ here 😛
Wonder if there's an Elite Speedrun Strat™️ here 😛
If someone goes out for the day, our dog generally steals one of their shoes for comfort and takes it to her bed upstairs.
Here she's stolen the right feet from both of my pairs, while I've been here the whole time, and taken them outside!? 😭
Here she's stolen the right feet from both of my pairs, while I've been here the whole time, and taken them outside!? 😭
June 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
If someone goes out for the day, our dog generally steals one of their shoes for comfort and takes it to her bed upstairs.
Here she's stolen the right feet from both of my pairs, while I've been here the whole time, and taken them outside!? 😭
Here she's stolen the right feet from both of my pairs, while I've been here the whole time, and taken them outside!? 😭
Microsoft's "Learn" articles about email safety didn't have to throw so much weird shade at anti-woke cryptobros but I am here for it.
You're not interested but this is from learn.microsoft.com/en-us/defend... 😅
You're not interested but this is from learn.microsoft.com/en-us/defend... 😅
June 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Microsoft's "Learn" articles about email safety didn't have to throw so much weird shade at anti-woke cryptobros but I am here for it.
You're not interested but this is from learn.microsoft.com/en-us/defend... 😅
You're not interested but this is from learn.microsoft.com/en-us/defend... 😅
Much better photo of our hero, taken by @mossbrow.bsky.social!
May 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Much better photo of our hero, taken by @mossbrow.bsky.social!
This is our new friend of the week, Roofdog.
Roofdog lives on the roof of a Pizzeria and is excellent.
Roofdog lives on the roof of a Pizzeria and is excellent.
May 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This is our new friend of the week, Roofdog.
Roofdog lives on the roof of a Pizzeria and is excellent.
Roofdog lives on the roof of a Pizzeria and is excellent.
I'm so sorry @heavyeyed.bsky.social , and thankful @drkuro.bsky.social continues to be so patient 🥲
May 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I'm so sorry @heavyeyed.bsky.social , and thankful @drkuro.bsky.social continues to be so patient 🥲