I’m simultaneously impressed and beside myself.

Excellent leisurewear/meal synergy

But nevertheless I do recognize lefse bread for its symbolic presence as part of my family’s history. Maybe there’s some places across the river I can chech along the way.

Now, personally I never cared for lefse bread. Too much like a counterfeit tortilla wrought from an eastern bloc potato, yet also coated in an inexplicable dehydrating dust. It triggers nothing in me.

Maybe we shouldn’t be terming them hallucinations as that helps anthropomorphize the AI. Let’s just call them fuck-ups or something. If I hallucinated on the job and made bad decisions I don’t think my work would care about what caused me to hallucinate, I’d just get pulled off the floor.

“Ooooh, that’s not good”

I had thought I killed it but failed to do the double tap as it lay prone on the floor, by the time I knew it had recovered it was too late. I’d hoped the lack of heat overnight down here would’ve done the job.

Wait, I have a tiny vacuum cleaner