Palgolak
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Leftist // Antifascist // lover of riffs // horror obsessive // irredeemably British // I don't know shit about fuck // 31 // he/him
It reminds me of that meme that's like "an 80s TV show called Surf Dracula would have Dracula surfing every week, a 2025 show called Surf Dracula would be 10 episodes of harrowing back story and he gets his first surfboard in the finale."
Van Helsing is 80s Surf Dracula.
Van Helsing is 80s Surf Dracula.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It reminds me of that meme that's like "an 80s TV show called Surf Dracula would have Dracula surfing every week, a 2025 show called Surf Dracula would be 10 episodes of harrowing back story and he gets his first surfboard in the finale."
Van Helsing is 80s Surf Dracula.
Van Helsing is 80s Surf Dracula.
They really crammed so much stuff into that movie, It's like they knew there was no chance of their ever getting the budget for a sequel so they did as much Universal Monster shenanigans as they could get away with.
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
They really crammed so much stuff into that movie, It's like they knew there was no chance of their ever getting the budget for a sequel so they did as much Universal Monster shenanigans as they could get away with.