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found this at a park yesterday. i’ve only found vertebrate fossils a couple times before, and never 100% on my own, or even within rock. til now?
am i misidentifying some kind of limestone breccia or something or do y’all think these are bones? help pls i’m kinda bad at this (more info in alt text)
am i misidentifying some kind of limestone breccia or something or do y’all think these are bones? help pls i’m kinda bad at this (more info in alt text)
April 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
found this at a park yesterday. i’ve only found vertebrate fossils a couple times before, and never 100% on my own, or even within rock. til now?
am i misidentifying some kind of limestone breccia or something or do y’all think these are bones? help pls i’m kinda bad at this (more info in alt text)
am i misidentifying some kind of limestone breccia or something or do y’all think these are bones? help pls i’m kinda bad at this (more info in alt text)
we foraging out here!!!
January 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
we foraging out here!!!
first attempt at an araucaria forest in minecraft. this is the 4th generation of A. araucana schematics ive had since 2022 lol
results: not bad but needs more relief, podzol, and nothofagus
results: not bad but needs more relief, podzol, and nothofagus
January 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
first attempt at an araucaria forest in minecraft. this is the 4th generation of A. araucana schematics ive had since 2022 lol
results: not bad but needs more relief, podzol, and nothofagus
results: not bad but needs more relief, podzol, and nothofagus
chat do i go back and eat these cactus fruits? gimme a good prickly pear recipe to try out
January 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
chat do i go back and eat these cactus fruits? gimme a good prickly pear recipe to try out
both of these are in the “dinosaur mocumentary” genre
December 19, 2024 at 8:42 PM
both of these are in the “dinosaur mocumentary” genre
some banksias remind me a lot of bennetitales (despite being entirely cenozoic and unrelated to them), and fan palms have a distinctly cretaceous vibe.
there’s also some new world mammals like the solenodon and monito del monte
there’s also some new world mammals like the solenodon and monito del monte
December 18, 2024 at 7:36 PM
some banksias remind me a lot of bennetitales (despite being entirely cenozoic and unrelated to them), and fan palms have a distinctly cretaceous vibe.
there’s also some new world mammals like the solenodon and monito del monte
there’s also some new world mammals like the solenodon and monito del monte
hawk one, and hawk two, uh
December 9, 2024 at 9:10 PM
hawk one, and hawk two, uh
lamenting the twinkification of the scelidosaurus. ozempic and its consequences
December 9, 2024 at 8:45 PM
lamenting the twinkification of the scelidosaurus. ozempic and its consequences
conchs and raccoon tracks at low tide!!
after taking these photos i got cut on my finger, hit my head on a seagrape branch, and fell into the water. i’m okay though!
after taking these photos i got cut on my finger, hit my head on a seagrape branch, and fell into the water. i’m okay though!
December 3, 2024 at 6:34 PM
conchs and raccoon tracks at low tide!!
after taking these photos i got cut on my finger, hit my head on a seagrape branch, and fell into the water. i’m okay though!
after taking these photos i got cut on my finger, hit my head on a seagrape branch, and fell into the water. i’m okay though!
parliament overrode it unanimously, it’s over
December 3, 2024 at 4:56 PM
parliament overrode it unanimously, it’s over
back in florida for the time being i guess
December 3, 2024 at 6:31 AM
back in florida for the time being i guess
idk maybe we should be fishing for invasive species like the nefarious lionfish
December 2, 2024 at 12:40 AM
idk maybe we should be fishing for invasive species like the nefarious lionfish
you can even see where these ammonites’ shells fill in with sparry calcite instead of just the surrounding wacke/shelly lime mud.
also these orthoceras looking guys. are these cephalopods? graptolites? something different entirely? there were a lot there too
also these orthoceras looking guys. are these cephalopods? graptolites? something different entirely? there were a lot there too
November 28, 2024 at 3:24 AM
you can even see where these ammonites’ shells fill in with sparry calcite instead of just the surrounding wacke/shelly lime mud.
also these orthoceras looking guys. are these cephalopods? graptolites? something different entirely? there were a lot there too
also these orthoceras looking guys. are these cephalopods? graptolites? something different entirely? there were a lot there too
i think i found a bunch of ammonites at the mall???? chat is this real??
they’re like. thin sections in this limestone that’s been made into tile
they’re like. thin sections in this limestone that’s been made into tile
November 28, 2024 at 3:20 AM
i think i found a bunch of ammonites at the mall???? chat is this real??
they’re like. thin sections in this limestone that’s been made into tile
they’re like. thin sections in this limestone that’s been made into tile
the stupid shit i had to draw while:
1) high around my family
2) at a paid bingo night where i didn’t have the money to participate
3) with my cousin i just found out was a genuine hitlerite
1) high around my family
2) at a paid bingo night where i didn’t have the money to participate
3) with my cousin i just found out was a genuine hitlerite
November 25, 2024 at 11:09 PM
the stupid shit i had to draw while:
1) high around my family
2) at a paid bingo night where i didn’t have the money to participate
3) with my cousin i just found out was a genuine hitlerite
1) high around my family
2) at a paid bingo night where i didn’t have the money to participate
3) with my cousin i just found out was a genuine hitlerite
ehhh it’s a meme that the internet nazis use a lot, but it’s ultimately just a meme and anybody can use it
case in point was this one from 2020
case in point was this one from 2020
November 24, 2024 at 5:43 PM
ehhh it’s a meme that the internet nazis use a lot, but it’s ultimately just a meme and anybody can use it
case in point was this one from 2020
case in point was this one from 2020
florida girl has her first snow day in 8 years immediately after leaving florida
November 21, 2024 at 3:59 PM
florida girl has her first snow day in 8 years immediately after leaving florida