paleobyte.exe 🔞
@paleobyte-exe.bsky.social
Pushing that fart desperation agenda.
✨Wedded to the fabulous @audacityjuice.bsky.social✨
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✨Wedded to the fabulous @audacityjuice.bsky.social✨
Linktree: linktr.ee/paleobyte.exe_
Pinned
Welp, looks like Frankie is gonna start messing things up around this place too.
Even after 18 days, Frankie's still holding strong! I'm starting to doubt she really has to fart. The evacuation downtown is a complete overreaction.
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November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Even after 18 days, Frankie's still holding strong! I'm starting to doubt she really has to fart. The evacuation downtown is a complete overreaction.
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Day 11 of No Fart November, and Frankie still doesn't seem to show any signs of trouble brewing. Nothing to see here. Please leave. Outside. Now.
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November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Day 11 of No Fart November, and Frankie still doesn't seem to show any signs of trouble brewing. Nothing to see here. Please leave. Outside. Now.
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Anyone order an extra large Frankie (human-style) for No Fart November?
Tune in next week to see this all go well! (1/4)
Tune in next week to see this all go well! (1/4)
November 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Anyone order an extra large Frankie (human-style) for No Fart November?
Tune in next week to see this all go well! (1/4)
Tune in next week to see this all go well! (1/4)
I swear, some scenes in old cartoons stand out suspiciously like someone's fetish...
Halloween collab done with my wife @audacityjuice.bsky.social, featuring her bunny sona Penelope!
Halloween collab done with my wife @audacityjuice.bsky.social, featuring her bunny sona Penelope!
October 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I swear, some scenes in old cartoons stand out suspiciously like someone's fetish...
Halloween collab done with my wife @audacityjuice.bsky.social, featuring her bunny sona Penelope!
Halloween collab done with my wife @audacityjuice.bsky.social, featuring her bunny sona Penelope!
Can't call myself a fart desperation artist without adding this wunk to my gallery. 🍊
Gift piece for the ineffable @sodawunk.bsky.social of his OC Casey.
Gift piece for the ineffable @sodawunk.bsky.social of his OC Casey.
October 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Can't call myself a fart desperation artist without adding this wunk to my gallery. 🍊
Gift piece for the ineffable @sodawunk.bsky.social of his OC Casey.
Gift piece for the ineffable @sodawunk.bsky.social of his OC Casey.
Probably not the best time or place for that. However...
Gift piece for the Maviest of Sharkies, @mavsharkie.bsky.social
Gift piece for the Maviest of Sharkies, @mavsharkie.bsky.social
September 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Probably not the best time or place for that. However...
Gift piece for the Maviest of Sharkies, @mavsharkie.bsky.social
Gift piece for the Maviest of Sharkies, @mavsharkie.bsky.social
Oh, suddenly we're all into horse girls now... 😏
Who's into fart HOLDING contests > farting contests?
Who's into fart HOLDING contests > farting contests?
August 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Oh, suddenly we're all into horse girls now... 😏
Who's into fart HOLDING contests > farting contests?
Who's into fart HOLDING contests > farting contests?
Secret Frankie lore - Prior to being accidentally ported to our world by Pixel, Frankie was originally a no-nonsense fighter from an old fantasy video game. Even before her love for our modern food contributed to her issues, she had a famously gassy reputation.
July 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Secret Frankie lore - Prior to being accidentally ported to our world by Pixel, Frankie was originally a no-nonsense fighter from an old fantasy video game. Even before her love for our modern food contributed to her issues, she had a famously gassy reputation.
Cheap and easy trick to convert any pool into a wave pool.
July 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Cheap and easy trick to convert any pool into a wave pool.
Guys, I can't believe this lost media has finally been recovered!!
Seriously though, the amazing @inexo.bsky.social turned my silly little concept into an actual game you can play! Absolutely give it a go, but don't make Frankie fart!
inexorablecompulsion.itch.io/get-frankie-...
Seriously though, the amazing @inexo.bsky.social turned my silly little concept into an actual game you can play! Absolutely give it a go, but don't make Frankie fart!
inexorablecompulsion.itch.io/get-frankie-...
Get Frankie Ready by Inexorablecompulsion
Play in your browser
inexorablecompulsion.itch.io
July 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Guys, I can't believe this lost media has finally been recovered!!
Seriously though, the amazing @inexo.bsky.social turned my silly little concept into an actual game you can play! Absolutely give it a go, but don't make Frankie fart!
inexorablecompulsion.itch.io/get-frankie-...
Seriously though, the amazing @inexo.bsky.social turned my silly little concept into an actual game you can play! Absolutely give it a go, but don't make Frankie fart!
inexorablecompulsion.itch.io/get-frankie-...
Managed to uncover some of the only known clean screenshots from this game.
July 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Managed to uncover some of the only known clean screenshots from this game.
Did you know that in the classic point and click game "Frankie Blows It", you can trigger her to fart BEFORE the date? This however doesn't change the game's ending where she detonates in the restaurant.
July 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Did you know that in the classic point and click game "Frankie Blows It", you can trigger her to fart BEFORE the date? This however doesn't change the game's ending where she detonates in the restaurant.
Since my contribution to the Ideal GF meme is nearly a decade late, I've put ten times the recommended amount of text.
June 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Since my contribution to the Ideal GF meme is nearly a decade late, I've put ten times the recommended amount of text.
Clean version for any "Cells at Work!" fans that aren't interested in the purely educational ones.
I've always loved anatomy, and red blood cells in particular. I just like lookin at em for some reason.
#CellsatWork
I've always loved anatomy, and red blood cells in particular. I just like lookin at em for some reason.
#CellsatWork
June 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Clean version for any "Cells at Work!" fans that aren't interested in the purely educational ones.
I've always loved anatomy, and red blood cells in particular. I just like lookin at em for some reason.
#CellsatWork
I've always loved anatomy, and red blood cells in particular. I just like lookin at em for some reason.
#CellsatWork
As you can see from this electron micrograph, red blood cells are about 2 micrometers thicc. They often need to squeeze through narrow passages one at a time.
That concludes today's lesson.
#CellsatWork
That concludes today's lesson.
#CellsatWork
June 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
As you can see from this electron micrograph, red blood cells are about 2 micrometers thicc. They often need to squeeze through narrow passages one at a time.
That concludes today's lesson.
#CellsatWork
That concludes today's lesson.
#CellsatWork
Actual image of a red blood cell undergoing gas exchange in a tight capillary. It's imperative that they hold the gas until they reach their destination, but this one looks like it has hemoglobin E trait (AE), making it less efficient at gas transport.
This will be on the test.
This will be on the test.
June 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Actual image of a red blood cell undergoing gas exchange in a tight capillary. It's imperative that they hold the gas until they reach their destination, but this one looks like it has hemoglobin E trait (AE), making it less efficient at gas transport.
This will be on the test.
This will be on the test.
A little paleobyte lore: My wife and I are MAJOR Star Wars addicts. I've spent thousands just building an in-universe style home office.
I also love girl farts. It's about time I merge these two obsessions.
I also love girl farts. It's about time I merge these two obsessions.
June 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A little paleobyte lore: My wife and I are MAJOR Star Wars addicts. I've spent thousands just building an in-universe style home office.
I also love girl farts. It's about time I merge these two obsessions.
I also love girl farts. It's about time I merge these two obsessions.
Enjoy a Frankie today. Now in horseless variety.
Well, mostly...
Well, mostly...
June 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Enjoy a Frankie today. Now in horseless variety.
Well, mostly...
Well, mostly...
Q: What that Pixel booty do?
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May 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Q: What that Pixel booty do?
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A:
Been hard at work expanding the Frankie-Verse.
Pixel is Frankie's best friend, and worst bane. The propensity for her magic to glitch is not only directly responsible for stranding them in our world, but also frequently leads to misfired spells altering Frankie's size/shape.
Pixel is Frankie's best friend, and worst bane. The propensity for her magic to glitch is not only directly responsible for stranding them in our world, but also frequently leads to misfired spells altering Frankie's size/shape.
May 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Been hard at work expanding the Frankie-Verse.
Pixel is Frankie's best friend, and worst bane. The propensity for her magic to glitch is not only directly responsible for stranding them in our world, but also frequently leads to misfired spells altering Frankie's size/shape.
Pixel is Frankie's best friend, and worst bane. The propensity for her magic to glitch is not only directly responsible for stranding them in our world, but also frequently leads to misfired spells altering Frankie's size/shape.
The sequel to "Frankie kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away."
April 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The sequel to "Frankie kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away."
Reposted by paleobyte.exe 🔞
A cute idea I had.
It's very difficult for a centaur to use public transport.
Frankie belongs to @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social ,go check their stuff it's really good ><
It's very difficult for a centaur to use public transport.
Frankie belongs to @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social ,go check their stuff it's really good ><
March 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
A cute idea I had.
It's very difficult for a centaur to use public transport.
Frankie belongs to @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social ,go check their stuff it's really good ><
It's very difficult for a centaur to use public transport.
Frankie belongs to @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social ,go check their stuff it's really good ><
Reposted by paleobyte.exe 🔞
February 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Why am I seeing centaur thirst traps on my feed 😭
January 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Why am I seeing centaur thirst traps on my feed 😭
Trying not to fart at work must be more like an extreme sport for Jaws.
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January 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Trying not to fart at work must be more like an extreme sport for Jaws.
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