James
@palebluescot.bsky.social
Not sure when my initials expanded beyond my name and became shorthand for Just Kidding, but here we are.
Had the best cashier question at Trader Joe’s instead of the usual asking my age. She picked up the Guinness, looked at me, and said “Do you like to party? Are you old enough to party?” Made my day.
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Had the best cashier question at Trader Joe’s instead of the usual asking my age. She picked up the Guinness, looked at me, and said “Do you like to party? Are you old enough to party?” Made my day.
Even though he’s only mid-career, Ohtani is the best player in the history of MLB.
October 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Even though he’s only mid-career, Ohtani is the best player in the history of MLB.
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Things Portland is currently ravaged by:
Pizza
Temperate, sunny weather
Coffee
Middling soccer
Sunsets
Farmer’s markets
Apples
Hiking trails
Thai food
Fresh hops
Harvest-ready vineyards
Things Portland is not ravaged by:
War
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Pizza
Temperate, sunny weather
Coffee
Middling soccer
Sunsets
Farmer’s markets
Apples
Hiking trails
Thai food
Fresh hops
Harvest-ready vineyards
Things Portland is not ravaged by:
War
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Things Portland is currently ravaged by:
Pizza
Temperate, sunny weather
Coffee
Middling soccer
Sunsets
Farmer’s markets
Apples
Hiking trails
Thai food
Fresh hops
Harvest-ready vineyards
Things Portland is not ravaged by:
War
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Pizza
Temperate, sunny weather
Coffee
Middling soccer
Sunsets
Farmer’s markets
Apples
Hiking trails
Thai food
Fresh hops
Harvest-ready vineyards
Things Portland is not ravaged by:
War
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
Every updated Terms of Service I get are guaranteed to include AI nonsense. Opt out where you can!
September 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Every updated Terms of Service I get are guaranteed to include AI nonsense. Opt out where you can!
Chuo Park, Hiroshima
September 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Chuo Park, Hiroshima
Not sure I’m gonna top this as a Timbers fan.
Watching a live Timbers game August 30th but seeing it on August 31st…on a bullet train to Kyoto…and Mt Fuji is in the background. #rctid
Watching a live Timbers game August 30th but seeing it on August 31st…on a bullet train to Kyoto…and Mt Fuji is in the background. #rctid
August 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Not sure I’m gonna top this as a Timbers fan.
Watching a live Timbers game August 30th but seeing it on August 31st…on a bullet train to Kyoto…and Mt Fuji is in the background. #rctid
Watching a live Timbers game August 30th but seeing it on August 31st…on a bullet train to Kyoto…and Mt Fuji is in the background. #rctid
We’ve only been in Japan for 3 days and we’ve already missed at least 2 mass shootings?! Going back to ignoring the news for another week so I can enjoy vacation FFS.
August 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
We’ve only been in Japan for 3 days and we’ve already missed at least 2 mass shootings?! Going back to ignoring the news for another week so I can enjoy vacation FFS.
One of the cooler Lego sets I’ve made.
July 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
One of the cooler Lego sets I’ve made.
I’ve never felt less patriotic than I do today. I always thought goodness would prevail but that was naïve. I am jealous of my dual-citizen friends who have options if this continues to get worse.
July 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’ve never felt less patriotic than I do today. I always thought goodness would prevail but that was naïve. I am jealous of my dual-citizen friends who have options if this continues to get worse.
F**k AI. It’s the death of creativity and is only as reliable as its source. It’s the trend among C-suite folks, so expect this firing bloodbath to continue until they realize AI isn’t the solution to everything.
July 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
F**k AI. It’s the death of creativity and is only as reliable as its source. It’s the trend among C-suite folks, so expect this firing bloodbath to continue until they realize AI isn’t the solution to everything.
LOL. Prius on front of me had plates AGIT8R. If there’s any make of car that represents meek, slow drivers, it’s Priuses (Priusii?)! That’s like a Ford F350 having LIBTRD as plates.
June 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
LOL. Prius on front of me had plates AGIT8R. If there’s any make of car that represents meek, slow drivers, it’s Priuses (Priusii?)! That’s like a Ford F350 having LIBTRD as plates.
Just bought South Korean skin care cream from the TikTok Shop so I’m expecting expedited processing on my GenZ application.
June 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Just bought South Korean skin care cream from the TikTok Shop so I’m expecting expedited processing on my GenZ application.
The Studio is the best show on TV at the moment. Artistic, cinematic AND funny. I truly hope this show gets renewed.
May 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The Studio is the best show on TV at the moment. Artistic, cinematic AND funny. I truly hope this show gets renewed.
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horse headlines getting too real
May 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
horse headlines getting too real
Absolutely astounded at the amount of unlocked laptops when people leave their seat at the ATL Delta Sky Club.
March 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Absolutely astounded at the amount of unlocked laptops when people leave their seat at the ATL Delta Sky Club.
Well, that’s one way to make sure no one grabs your airport luggage. 😆
March 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Well, that’s one way to make sure no one grabs your airport luggage. 😆
It annoys me when you see Pi Day decorations while we’re still celebrating Mario Day. Retailers, give each season their time in the sun! There’s room for everyone!
March 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It annoys me when you see Pi Day decorations while we’re still celebrating Mario Day. Retailers, give each season their time in the sun! There’s room for everyone!
One can dream that in the future a MAGA hat will be treated in the same fashion as Cybertrucks have been recently.
Rip it off their head.
Punch a na*i in the face.
Spray paint the hat.
Whatever it takes.
Rip it off their head.
Punch a na*i in the face.
Spray paint the hat.
Whatever it takes.
March 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
One can dream that in the future a MAGA hat will be treated in the same fashion as Cybertrucks have been recently.
Rip it off their head.
Punch a na*i in the face.
Spray paint the hat.
Whatever it takes.
Rip it off their head.
Punch a na*i in the face.
Spray paint the hat.
Whatever it takes.
I really hope Drake reconsiders his lawsuit against Kendrick for that Grammy-winning song. After all, the song is less than 18 years old.
February 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I really hope Drake reconsiders his lawsuit against Kendrick for that Grammy-winning song. After all, the song is less than 18 years old.
Pre-Elon N*z1 salute, we owned 2 Teslas.
As of today that number is 0.
Our new cars are also electric but without openly fascist CEOs.
As of today that number is 0.
Our new cars are also electric but without openly fascist CEOs.
January 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Pre-Elon N*z1 salute, we owned 2 Teslas.
As of today that number is 0.
Our new cars are also electric but without openly fascist CEOs.
As of today that number is 0.
Our new cars are also electric but without openly fascist CEOs.
Fact checking isn’t political. If your party wants to remove fact checking, then you’re the dupe.
January 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Fact checking isn’t political. If your party wants to remove fact checking, then you’re the dupe.