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𝐂ute enough to swoon anyone he meets.
𝐒trong enough to easily sweep them off their feet ✨

Though , he prefers to utilize his 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇 for an 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 over a cute princess carry.
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There , there ! It’s suuuper 𝐂ute , right ?
Took a bit of convincing out of him to make Crane make it for him , buuuut she caved in eventually ~ ✨
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The 𝐇ump 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚din doesn’t ever stop. He doesn’t even know what that word truly means.

He will just keep on going until his endurance drops to zero , even if his partner 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒. Oh , has he mentioned yet how Rider’s got nigh endless stamina ?
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There are women out there that are simply unable the become a mother despite a massive wish to— 𝐔𝐧acceptable ! Astolfo will see it as his 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚din duty to 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐑 𝐔𝐏 those wannabe-mother’s gut𝐬 until they’re knocked up. It’s his greatest 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲 gift
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His head is full of thoughts about some of the servants around Chaldea . . 💭

𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐥𝐫𝐫𝐭 ! 𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐫𝐫𝐭𝐭𝐭 !
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The strong 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 that comes with his 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐊 can drive some of these 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐀 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐄𝐒 absolutely insane.
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What , never seen a Paladin strut around naked before ? Come now , it ain’t so bad !
Don’t judge him for it before trying it too.
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