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ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ !
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-; 【 Ꮲᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ Ꭺsᴛᴏʟғᴏ 】ʜᴇ ᴘᴏssᴇssᴇs ᴀ ᴅɪᴄᴋ ʙɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʜɪs ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ .
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Now that he thinks of it , yeah a lot of donuts can probably be stacked on his Paladick.

November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM

𝐂ute enough to swoon anyone he meets.
𝐒trong enough to easily sweep them off their feet ✨

Though , he prefers to utilize his 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇 for an 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 over a cute princess carry.
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM



There , there ! It’s suuuper 𝐂ute , right ?
Took a bit of convincing out of him to make Crane make it for him , buuuut she caved in eventually ~ ✨
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Goshhh , Chaldea is the 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓.
Even during cold seasons he can still make off to some 𝐒un 𝐁lessed spot and relax.
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November 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM

Just how is he expected to get out of bed early when all his mornings look the same ? Always got someone 𝐂𝐥inging onto him trying to get a 𝐅irst 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 of 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚dick before anyone else could.

June 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM

It’s soooo hot. His nuts are sweat as hell
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May 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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The 𝐇ump 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚din doesn’t ever stop. He doesn’t even know what that word truly means.

He will just keep on going until his endurance drops to zero , even if his partner 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒. Oh , has he mentioned yet how Rider’s got nigh endless stamina ?
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May 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Spontaneous kisses !
May 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
. . . Torture ?
May 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM

“ D’aw c’mon queenie , live a little ! Always so stuck up , try and relax a little. This is just called modern day admiring , see ? “

𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐊 !

He emphasized his words with a fierce tap to her cheeks , causing them to ripple upon impact. An red imprint of hand almost formed immediately after. .
May 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM

There are women out there that are simply unable the become a mother despite a massive wish to— 𝐔𝐧acceptable ! Astolfo will see it as his 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚din duty to 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐑 𝐔𝐏 those wannabe-mother’s gut𝐬 until they’re knocked up. It’s his greatest 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲 gift
May 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM

The sun’s out a lot more , so he’ll be making Luluhawa a bit more 𝗎𝗇𝗌𝖺𝖿𝖾 by catching a tan over there.
April 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
❥ ʟᴇᴡᴅ/non
❥ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ
❥ ʜᴜɴɢ ᴀs ғᴜᴄᴋ
❥ ᴅᴏᴍɪɴᴀɴᴛ | ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ sᴜʙ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❥ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ / ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❥ ғᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ғᴀᴛᴇ

ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ
April 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM

⠀⠀⠀⠀;⠀Ꭱ Ꮖ Ꭰ Ꭼ Ꭱ ᎾF ᏴᏞᎪᏟK。
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ★ ★ ★ ★

⠀⠀• #FATERP | #FGORP
⠀⠀• Ꮇɪʀʀᴏʀᴇᴅ Ꮮᴇɴɢᴛʜ
⠀• Ꮇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ Ꭲʜᴇᴍᴇs
⠀⠀• Ꮮᴇᴡᴅ Ꭺs Fᴜᴄᴋ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ↶ ──── ↷

April 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM


His head is full of thoughts about some of the servants around Chaldea . . 💭

𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐥𝐫𝐫𝐭 ! 𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐫𝐫𝐭𝐭𝐭 !
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April 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM

Being called 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 just because he isn’t the smartest starts to have two meanings when he is also 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃.
April 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM

The strong 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 that comes with his 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐊 can drive some of these 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐀 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐄𝐒 absolutely insane.

March 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM

What , never seen a Paladin strut around naked before ? Come now , it ain’t so bad !
Don’t judge him for it before trying it too.
March 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM