Paisley_Peridot Ravnican Mascot
@paisleyperidot.bsky.social
26. Free Palestine, Free DRC, Free Sudan. MTG newbie. Author. Horror slut. Disabled, genderfucked dragon dog woman thing and hopful. Fae/pup/It. Check out my album. Business email: paisley.peridot@gmail.com Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Peridot_Paisley
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Hey! Im Paisley, a queer content creator. I'm a streamer on Twitch who plays horror games and starting a Magic The Gathering live show! I released my first album earlier this year TPPP: The Arcade Floor, and I'm working on my own horror stories!
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Day 399
Bad Things broke me
Bad Things broke me
a meme that says me holding the yogurt that makes you cry with anime girls
ALT: a meme that says me holding the yogurt that makes you cry with anime girls
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November 23, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Day 399
Bad Things broke me
Bad Things broke me
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"Mommy don't know daddy's getting hot
At the body shop
Doing something UNHOLY"
At the body shop
Doing something UNHOLY"
When you walk away, you don't hear me say
"Please, oh baby, don't go"
Simple and clean
Is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
"Please, oh baby, don't go"
Simple and clean
Is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"Mommy don't know daddy's getting hot
At the body shop
Doing something UNHOLY"
At the body shop
Doing something UNHOLY"
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with alt text!
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
with alt text!
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Bumping this again for the weekend. Appreciate this listens and messages so far! Likes, shares, ratings, etc are all appreciated! Thanks all!!!
Episode 3 - Portent of Calamity
Join us as we examine folklore surrounding the Mothman and its representation in Magic the Gathering.
Intro reading provided by @oz-edgewalker.bsky.social with music by @jjmickeymedia.bsky.social.
open.spotify.com/episode/5mwl...
Join us as we examine folklore surrounding the Mothman and its representation in Magic the Gathering.
Intro reading provided by @oz-edgewalker.bsky.social with music by @jjmickeymedia.bsky.social.
open.spotify.com/episode/5mwl...
Episode 3 - Portent of Calamity
open.spotify.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Bumping this again for the weekend. Appreciate this listens and messages so far! Likes, shares, ratings, etc are all appreciated! Thanks all!!!
Something else I'm blessed with is that my family accepts me as a therian. They don't really understand it that much, but they always respect it and laugh at my dumb dog jokes and don't mind when I call myself "one of the pets". A lot aren't so lucky as me, and I'm grateful for my family !
Being a therian kinda rocks and is very freeing to me. I'm so happy to be a dragon wolf, and I couldn't be bothered to care what others think of it. I just am, and that's lovely!
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Something else I'm blessed with is that my family accepts me as a therian. They don't really understand it that much, but they always respect it and laugh at my dumb dog jokes and don't mind when I call myself "one of the pets". A lot aren't so lucky as me, and I'm grateful for my family !
Being autistic be like:
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Being autistic be like:
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If you were a Magic card, what would it look like?
Father of Runes - W
Creature - Human Cleric 1/1
When a creature you control enters, create a food token.
When a creature you control LTB, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
Dad, I’m hungry. Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad.
Creature - Human Cleric 1/1
When a creature you control enters, create a food token.
When a creature you control LTB, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
Dad, I’m hungry. Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad.
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you were a Magic card, what would it look like?
I did say I wanted more Nintendo posts on my feed. That's on me
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I did say I wanted more Nintendo posts on my feed. That's on me
I'm going to eat an entire sleeve of saltiness crackers. Yes, I'm high. What's the relevance?
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I'm going to eat an entire sleeve of saltiness crackers. Yes, I'm high. What's the relevance?
Oh to be collared and leashed and taken on walks and be pet and be fed and be told you're a good puppy and-
matching ur freak is a beautiful thing but what you really need is someone so down bad for ur freak. captivated and enamoured by ur freak. intrigued and eager to see more of ur freak. supportive of ur freak. gets hard from ur freak, even
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Oh to be collared and leashed and taken on walks and be pet and be fed and be told you're a good puppy and-
No fr because I try to load up Mario 64 on my switch and BRO the controls are so fuckin ass that it makes it so much more difficult for me to play it. I'll prolly never 100% it or prolly even beat it due to controls alone. But I guess you could say I'm suffering from a "skill issue" lmaooo
"Man, the emulator is technically great but playing these N64 games feel like ass" Well, yes, they're N64 games
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
No fr because I try to load up Mario 64 on my switch and BRO the controls are so fuckin ass that it makes it so much more difficult for me to play it. I'll prolly never 100% it or prolly even beat it due to controls alone. But I guess you could say I'm suffering from a "skill issue" lmaooo
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Well, I'm projecting my life onto her...
#art #digitalart #fanart #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #TADC #Gangle
#art #digitalart #fanart #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #TADC #Gangle
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Well, I'm projecting my life onto her...
#art #digitalart #fanart #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #TADC #Gangle
#art #digitalart #fanart #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #TADC #Gangle
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"Alfk we kgkeogkekf ajdjwjdjgjewa sirow"
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"Alfk we kgkeogkekf ajdjwjdjgjewa sirow"
Being a therian kinda rocks and is very freeing to me. I'm so happy to be a dragon wolf, and I couldn't be bothered to care what others think of it. I just am, and that's lovely!
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Being a therian kinda rocks and is very freeing to me. I'm so happy to be a dragon wolf, and I couldn't be bothered to care what others think of it. I just am, and that's lovely!
Splatoon reference spotted
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Splatoon reference spotted
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Looking for trans VAs for the Chorus!
Early to mid 20s, anyone regardless of gender can audition
The Chorus is a group of 3 or 4 young people who adore The Doe, following her around
Audition document: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#castingcall #audiodrama
Early to mid 20s, anyone regardless of gender can audition
The Chorus is a group of 3 or 4 young people who adore The Doe, following her around
Audition document: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#castingcall #audiodrama
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Looking for trans VAs for the Chorus!
Early to mid 20s, anyone regardless of gender can audition
The Chorus is a group of 3 or 4 young people who adore The Doe, following her around
Audition document: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#castingcall #audiodrama
Early to mid 20s, anyone regardless of gender can audition
The Chorus is a group of 3 or 4 young people who adore The Doe, following her around
Audition document: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#castingcall #audiodrama
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November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Pushy so good you ARE late for work cause you'd rather be deep in her guts and not serving capitalism.
Pussy so good you almost end up late to work the next day because you're daydreaming about it
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Pushy so good you ARE late for work cause you'd rather be deep in her guts and not serving capitalism.
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don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
www.rawstory.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time
The American government hates you and wants to waste your money for you every new bs bill, law, etc. They make
ICYMI Dept of Education will no longer considers these professional degrees:
Nursing
Public health
Social work
Physician assistant
Occupational therapy
Physical therapy
Audiology
Speech-language pathology
Social work
Counseling & therapy
Health Admin
A smaller health workforce makes us all sicker
Nursing
Public health
Social work
Physician assistant
Occupational therapy
Physical therapy
Audiology
Speech-language pathology
Social work
Counseling & therapy
Health Admin
A smaller health workforce makes us all sicker
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The American government hates you and wants to waste your money for you every new bs bill, law, etc. They make
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Wait I just figured out what I should use for my warp tokens for Quantum Riddler
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Wait I just figured out what I should use for my warp tokens for Quantum Riddler
The way all my friends are in some way, shape, or form, gamers like I says a lot
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Spending hours gaming is better for your mental health than hours of doom scrolling through social media. Games give you critical thinking, strategy, stories, goals and actual dopamine, as opposed to anxiety.
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The way all my friends are in some way, shape, or form, gamers like I says a lot
2nd DK post I've seen in a day. Am I winning chat?
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
2nd DK post I've seen in a day. Am I winning chat?