Lizard 𓅨
@paintedpwnies.bsky.social
Hockey enjoyer⚔️🐧🌀, romance reader, gamer, and lurker. She/her
Pfp by mx morgan
Pfp by mx morgan
Pickleball
do you ever get the feeling you’re being stalked by a hobby you don’t yet participate in
April 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Pickleball
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'Only one Captain Clutch': Marie-Philip Poulin fans defend the hockey champ's nickname
Marie-Philip Poulin fans have made it their mission to call out NHL teams who claim the hockey champion's nickname for less deserving players.
#cbc #cbc-top-stories #Canada
Marie-Philip Poulin fans have made it their mission to call out NHL teams who claim the hockey champion's nickname for less deserving players.
#cbc #cbc-top-stories #Canada
March 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
'Only one Captain Clutch': Marie-Philip Poulin fans defend the hockey champ's nickname
Marie-Philip Poulin fans have made it their mission to call out NHL teams who claim the hockey champion's nickname for less deserving players.
#cbc #cbc-top-stories #Canada
Marie-Philip Poulin fans have made it their mission to call out NHL teams who claim the hockey champion's nickname for less deserving players.
#cbc #cbc-top-stories #Canada
The point system currently in use by the PWHL!
I asked Rod Brind'Amour today if the NHL should consider implementing the 3-2-1 point system they used at the 4 Nations Face-Off: "I think it's a great idea. There's so many games that just go to overtime now. You should be rewarded more for doing it in regulation."
February 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The point system currently in use by the PWHL!
You have no idea where China is, do you Bill?
February 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You have no idea where China is, do you Bill?
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The game started exactly how we thought it would.
4-Nations>All-Star
4-Nations>All-Star
February 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The game started exactly how we thought it would.
4-Nations>All-Star
4-Nations>All-Star
Totally normal place, totally normal activities
February 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Totally normal place, totally normal activities
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*TAPS THE FUCKING SIGN*
January 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
*TAPS THE FUCKING SIGN*
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David Lynch movies are the closest art has come for me of making you feel like you're inhabiting a dream that makes no sense in the telling but makes perfect sense as an experience
January 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
David Lynch movies are the closest art has come for me of making you feel like you're inhabiting a dream that makes no sense in the telling but makes perfect sense as an experience
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
Just started Rings of Power and now I'm starting to feel like Galadriel with all these signs
January 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Just started Rings of Power and now I'm starting to feel like Galadriel with all these signs
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And I’ll argue this til my last breath: the Chinese government monitoring my data usage is far less a threat than US based companies sharing my data usage with US law enforcement or the US government
January 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
And I’ll argue this til my last breath: the Chinese government monitoring my data usage is far less a threat than US based companies sharing my data usage with US law enforcement or the US government
I checked into a hotel a little after 1am and the clerk had the audacity to greet me with "good morning." Sir.
December 21, 2024 at 6:05 AM
I checked into a hotel a little after 1am and the clerk had the audacity to greet me with "good morning." Sir.
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this is an empty picture of the deep ocean, if you see a whale it means you are a perfect sweetie who deserves a forehead kiss (if you see two whales it also means you are gay)
November 20, 2024 at 4:07 AM
this is an empty picture of the deep ocean, if you see a whale it means you are a perfect sweetie who deserves a forehead kiss (if you see two whales it also means you are gay)
I haven't seen a food featured during an NFL game I wanted less than the pretzel they showed for that commercial break #nflmunich #car #nyg
November 10, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I haven't seen a food featured during an NFL game I wanted less than the pretzel they showed for that commercial break #nflmunich #car #nyg
introduce yourself with
one book 📚
one movie 🎥
one album 💿
one tv show 📺
one book 📚
one movie 🎥
one album 💿
one tv show 📺
November 9, 2024 at 3:29 PM
introduce yourself with
one book 📚
one movie 🎥
one album 💿
one tv show 📺
one book 📚
one movie 🎥
one album 💿
one tv show 📺
Early in our courtship my husband used my butt as a tech deck ramp
playing bongos on your butt
November 8, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Early in our courtship my husband used my butt as a tech deck ramp
5g frog doing surveillance on my home
November 8, 2024 at 6:55 PM
5g frog doing surveillance on my home
And when I say gamer I mean I just play World of Warcraft now.
November 7, 2024 at 3:39 PM
And when I say gamer I mean I just play World of Warcraft now.
I should mention my "home" teams are Vegas, Pittsburgh, NC, and LA/SD. NHL, NFL, and MLB. I follow women's hockey and some women's basketball. This is beginning to feel like a dating app help I just want to convey I'm a safe space just with an interest in SPORTS
November 7, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I should mention my "home" teams are Vegas, Pittsburgh, NC, and LA/SD. NHL, NFL, and MLB. I follow women's hockey and some women's basketball. This is beginning to feel like a dating app help I just want to convey I'm a safe space just with an interest in SPORTS
Mass following almost anyone mentioning the NHL or hockey in general I'm desperate to flee Twitter now
November 7, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Mass following almost anyone mentioning the NHL or hockey in general I'm desperate to flee Twitter now
Having Bell and Brown endorse you is not the Pittsburgh win Trump thinks it is
October 21, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Having Bell and Brown endorse you is not the Pittsburgh win Trump thinks it is
Twitter getting rid of the block function and now I'm back here baby
October 16, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Twitter getting rid of the block function and now I'm back here baby