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muffin hemingway
@paigelars.bsky.social
woman, queer, social work, chicago, nebraska, leftist, gin drinker, lover of all things stupid
April 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I knew we were gonna be in a recession when beyonce did that Verizon Super Bowl commercial
March 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I like to think I have good taste in music and then I queue up “two weeks”
March 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
A grown ass 35 (unsure her real
Age but she can’t be close to me) year old woman tried to bully me out of a position I’m applying for today because she doesn’t want to work with me
February 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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tim robinson, my hero
February 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I do think it’s insane that on a day where it is 9 degrees, there are trains with 15 minute gaps during RUSH HOUR
January 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’m screaming at somebody somewhere at the choir recital with the guy singing Danza danza!!! The Midwest experience
January 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
as someone with ACTUAL ADHD I fear for the future inability to focus
December 30, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Toyota Highlander’s shouldn’t count as XLs on rideshare apps
December 29, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Wedding dress try on today with my mom! Already had two espresso martinis so let’s see how this goes
December 28, 2024 at 7:21 PM
we are having an organizational restructure at work and people are having a lot of feelings about it which is…valid-ish in my opinion…but it’s social work. At the end of the day the work is the same.
December 19, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I paid $2 for an apple today!!! I am beating the shit out of everyone who voted for Trump
December 18, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Everyone on TikTok has me feeling like this lately
December 17, 2024 at 7:28 PM
we get a ham every year for our Christmas party and normally we have like half of a half ham leftover to pick at for the day after. Not this year!!! That thing was sucked clean!!! I’m pissed!
December 15, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Partied so hard our toilet said “ENOUGH”
December 15, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Eat it up country club
December 14, 2024 at 6:03 AM
I bobbed my hair at the end of the summer and while I feel strongly that I can pull off any hairstyle/color, I admit that I miss my long hair
December 13, 2024 at 6:07 AM
I wore my rothy clogs (THEYRE COMFORTABLE AND I GET A DISCOUNT AS A HEALTHCARE WORKER) to the bar tonight and was clowned on
December 13, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Ugh I love PEOPLE
December 13, 2024 at 6:00 AM
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GET ME MORE LUIGI PICTURES!!!
December 13, 2024 at 4:34 AM
started trolling k pop stans and I have to say that I love it but TikTok does not
December 12, 2024 at 11:28 PM
you can’t trust all social workers because what is this shit!!! You are supposed to advocate for patients!!! This shit is ridiculous
December 12, 2024 at 6:54 PM
also I’m here to plug MISSHA’s bb cream + spf 50 this shit is so good with coverage it’s insane
December 11, 2024 at 3:30 PM
hate to report that getting up early and exercising did make me feel better
December 11, 2024 at 3:25 PM