Paige Kellerman
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Reposted by Paige Kellerman
[walking in to store]
wife: i don’t understand why just don’t do one big online order
me: (shooting finger guns at the greeter) heyyyyyy
greeter: (pretends to matrix dodge) heyyyyyy
wife: i don’t understand why just don’t do one big online order
me: (shooting finger guns at the greeter) heyyyyyy
greeter: (pretends to matrix dodge) heyyyyyy
March 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
[walking in to store]
wife: i don’t understand why just don’t do one big online order
me: (shooting finger guns at the greeter) heyyyyyy
greeter: (pretends to matrix dodge) heyyyyyy
wife: i don’t understand why just don’t do one big online order
me: (shooting finger guns at the greeter) heyyyyyy
greeter: (pretends to matrix dodge) heyyyyyy