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Cat-loving road tripping critical-thinking California chicklet.
Orange is the new blech.
Orange is the new blech.
Can somebody give me Schumer's address? He needs this book more than I do.
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Can somebody give me Schumer's address? He needs this book more than I do.
If syphilis had a face.
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If syphilis had a face.
I thought that guy looked familiar.
October 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I thought that guy looked familiar.
Better than Jim Morrison's grave. Yikes.
October 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Better than Jim Morrison's grave. Yikes.
Even if you're 10 years old writing this, this will never happen in your lifetime. Certainly won't happen in mine. If only we could count on that godamn meteor to do its job.
October 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Even if you're 10 years old writing this, this will never happen in your lifetime. Certainly won't happen in mine. If only we could count on that godamn meteor to do its job.
Alain Delon. Oui, c'est Alain Delon.
October 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Alain Delon. Oui, c'est Alain Delon.
Donald J. (for Jackass) TRUNT- succeeding where Osama Bin Laden failed.
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Donald J. (for Jackass) TRUNT- succeeding where Osama Bin Laden failed.
I turned on the meditation lamp to get my mind back to point zero after 24 hrs of horrific images from the Mango Mussolini. Will I live long enough to see my country return to basic normal problems and not the daily barrage of treason, childishness, perversion, lying and grifting? I'm losing hope..
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I turned on the meditation lamp to get my mind back to point zero after 24 hrs of horrific images from the Mango Mussolini. Will I live long enough to see my country return to basic normal problems and not the daily barrage of treason, childishness, perversion, lying and grifting? I'm losing hope..
Mike Johnson looks like the adult version of Damien from The Omen.
October 20, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Mike Johnson looks like the adult version of Damien from The Omen.
October 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Every few months I look at the Danzig kitty litter meme to give myself a smile.
After the hellscape that was this week, I thought it might be good to share it with you good people.
After the hellscape that was this week, I thought it might be good to share it with you good people.
October 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Every few months I look at the Danzig kitty litter meme to give myself a smile.
After the hellscape that was this week, I thought it might be good to share it with you good people.
After the hellscape that was this week, I thought it might be good to share it with you good people.
Sorry Helen, I'm past the point of worrying about comets and asteroids coming at us. In fact, next time I hear about one getting too close to earth I'm going out in the street with lighted paddles to guide it in. These bumper stickers had it right.
September 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Sorry Helen, I'm past the point of worrying about comets and asteroids coming at us. In fact, next time I hear about one getting too close to earth I'm going out in the street with lighted paddles to guide it in. These bumper stickers had it right.
I'm new to this lovely social media platform so maybe I'm doing the "timeline cleanse" wrong..But here's a picture that makes me happy. My choice for Sexiest Man Alive.
September 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm new to this lovely social media platform so maybe I'm doing the "timeline cleanse" wrong..But here's a picture that makes me happy. My choice for Sexiest Man Alive.
Egg in a pepper hole: Fried egg in a slice of bell pepper, can also put tomato slice below the egg. Sprinkle with fresh dill. Super fast & easy & looks gorgeous.
September 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Egg in a pepper hole: Fried egg in a slice of bell pepper, can also put tomato slice below the egg. Sprinkle with fresh dill. Super fast & easy & looks gorgeous.