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Patrick Bisenius
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Software Engineer from Germany.
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Die Mauer steht. #dartswm
December 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Das sieht gar nicht gut aus. #dartswm
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Die Wege von Robin Alexander und der "Welt" trennen sich: Der stellvertretende Chefredakteur verlässt die Redaktion. Gleichzeitig hört Dagmar Rosenfeld als stellvertretende "Pioneer"-Herausgeberin auf. Ihren Podcast verantworten die beiden künftig selbst.
Abschied von Springer: Robin Alexander verlässt die "Welt"
Die Wege von Robin Alexander und der "Welt" trennen sich: Der stellvertretende Chefredakteur verlässt die Redaktion. Gleichzeitig hört Dagmar Rosenfeld als stellvertretende "Pioneer"-Herausgeberin auf. Ihren Podcast verantworten die beiden künftig selbst.
dlvr.it
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.

Holy. Shit.

www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Were there moments that you missed? Anything that happened that’s on the cutting room floor? I don’t think there’s anything I missed that I wish I’d gotten. I’ll give you a little anecdote: Stephen Miller was perhaps the most concerned about the portrait session. He asked me, “Should I smile or not smile?” and I said, “How would you want to be portrayed?” We agreed that we would do a bit of both. And then when we were finished, he comes up to me to shake my hand and say goodbye. And he says to me, “You know, you have a lot of power in the discretion you use to be kind to people.” And I looked at him and I said, “You know, you do, too.”
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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xkcd.com
Apples

xkcd.com/3180/
Comic. [Two people one one side of a pile of seven apples, next to person with long hair next to five apples.] PERSON: Okay, with my seven apples added to your five, we have… let’s se… twelve apples! PERSON 2 [with hands raised]: Incredible! Perfect agreement with the theory! [caption] Experimental Mathematicians
December 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
paddya.de
Schlecht: habe keine Stimme mehr.
Gut: vier Wochen Urlaub.
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
paddya.de
Ach, Liam.
walkerbragman.bsky.social Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 11d
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.

In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”

www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
paddya.de
Das obligatorische Lob an Sport1, dass sie Reporter schicken, die tatsächlich brauchbar Englisch sprechen. #dartswm
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
paddya.de
Mich hat’s jedenfalls trotz Grippeimpfung mit Influenza A erwischt, wenn man dem ganz bleichen Streifen auf dem Schnelltest trauen darf.

Verlauf: erster Tag nerviger Husten, dann zwei Tage Fieber, seit gestern schlagartig besser, morgen arbeitsfähig.
December 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
paddya.de
Alles kein Problem. Hier gibt es nichts zu sehen.
spiegel.de DER SPIEGEL @spiegel.de · 11d
Deutschland: Bevölkerungszahl sinkt möglicherweise auf weniger als 75 Millionen: 2035 wird in Deutschland wohl jeder vierte Einwohner 67 Jahre oder älter sein. Gleichzeitig sinkt die Zahl der Menschen im Erwerbsalter. Die demografische Entwicklung verläuft regional sehr unterschiedlich.
Deutschland: Bevölkerungszahl sinkt möglicherweise auf weniger als 75 Millionen
2035 wird in Deutschland wohl jeder vierte Einwohner 67 Jahre oder älter sein. Gleichzeitig sinkt die Zahl der Menschen im Erwerbsalter. Die demografische Entwicklung verläuft regional sehr unterschiedlich.
www.spiegel.de
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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stopmakingsense.bsky.social
Die Zuschauer:innen aus den Ländern, die jetzt den ESC wegen Israels Teilnahme boykottieren, sehen die Sache offenbar ziemlich anders.

Spanien: 12 Punkte
Niederlande: 12 Punkte
Irland: 10 Punkte
Slowenien: 6 Punkte
Die Ergebnisse Israels von 2025
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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esqueer.net
Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.
A stainless-steel, side-by-side refrigerator with a built-in touchscreen display on the right door. The screen shows a bright yellow Apple TV+ advertisement reading “WE’RE SORRY WE UPSET YOU, CAROL” for the series Pluribus. The left door includes a water and ice dispenser. The fridge is in a modern kitchen with small appliances visible in the background.
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
paddya.de
Heute ist das Review-Embargo für die Neue Klasse gefallen. Bis 2035 sind es noch zehn Jahre. Das wird tatsächlich der Markt regeln.
hstubner.bsky.social Heiko Stubner @hstubner.bsky.social · 18d
dts: Infratest - Mehrheit der Deutschen gegen Verbrenner-Aus ab 2035. Zwei Drittel der Deutschen (67 Prozent) finden es falsch, ab 2035 keine Neufahrzeuge mit Verbrennungsmotor mehr in der Europäischen Union zuzulassen.

regionalheute.de/infratest-me...
Infratest: Mehrheit der Deutschen gegen Verbrenner-Aus ab 2035
Zwei Drittel der Deutschen (67 Prozent) finden es falsch, ab 2035 keine Neufahrzeuge mit Verbrennungsmotor mehr in der Europäischen Union zuzulassen.
regionalheute.de
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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juanbuis.bsky.social
to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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gruber.foo
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Bad Dye Job
It might have made some sense to bring someone from the fashion/brand world to lead software design for Apple Watch, but it sure didn’t seem to make sense for the rest of Apple’s platforms. And the decade of Dye’s HI leadership has proven it.
daringfireball.net
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Christ on a cracker — these seemingly hostile drones only missed Zelensky’s plane because he was unexpectedly early www.thejournal.ie/drones-dubli...
Four unidentified military-style drones breached no-fly zone to target Zelenskyy's arrival in Dublin
Gardaí are investigating whether the drones took off from land in Dublin or from an undetected ship.
www.thejournal.ie
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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peark.es
"Germany’s leading football club Bayern Munich held talks this year with EQT over selling a minority stake to the private equity firm"..."Football Benchmark estimates Bayern Munich’s enterprise value at €4.28bn, behind only Real Madrid, Manchester City, Manchester United and FC Barcelona."
Bayern Munich held talks with EQT over selling stake in football club to private equity firm
Negotiations between Germany’s top side and Swedish group broke down after the club’s finance chief left in the summer
www.ft.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Mad Men 4K
"I feel bad for you" meme with a boom operator saying "We're having sweetgreen for lunch"
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Bridge Clearance

xkcd.com/3174/
Comic. [Two roads with signs next to them. The road on the left has a bridge over it with a sign that reads “Bridge: Clearance 10 ft 6 in” leading up to a pre-bridge hazard bar. The second road has no bridge and a sign with a pole extending upward off-screen that reads “No Bridge: Clearance 46 billion+ light-years”
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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matttomic.bsky.social
Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
Two screenshots designed in the style of Spotify Wrapped but they're presented as being a (nonexistent) Bluesky Wrapped Screenshot 1: You spent 738 posts on the following topics: 1. Dunking on the New York Times op-ed section 2. Talking about drama at New York Magazine 3. Weighing in on the New York City mayoral election Screenshot 2: Based on this, your most likely place to be located would be: New York, NY Instead, swipe to see where, based on geotagging, you actually live
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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andreasthies.bsky.social
Der Eingang zu Meeting-Räumen wird auch Konfitüre genannt.
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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you might be wondering "who goes to see the avatars?" it's me, i go to see the avatars. i love that shit.
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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michaelcaley.bsky.social
good piece on Waymo's self driving cars

we can reasonably begin to look at self driving as a potential public health breakthrough, Waymo cars are much better and safer drivers than people

the problem is the economics of the technology not the technology itself
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/o...
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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tilojung.bsky.social
Was sind "hocheffiziente" Verbrenner-Autos?
Fragt das lieber nicht die Bundesregierung...
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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alxrdk.bsky.social
Das dieArgumente für die geplante Rentenreform der Altenkoalition sich jetzt vom Dachdecker zu "im Vergleich zum BIP doch gar nicht so teuer" und "Sonst müsst ihr leider neu wählen, ätschi" gedreht haben, zeugt nicht gerade von der inhaltlichen Sinnhaftigkeit.
December 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM