All i know is that i'm a little excited that my car clock is about to be accurate for six months.

Did you win?

Well?

You can participate in person, or remotely, on the 50 states 50 protests march on the fifth. It's in Sac at noon if you can get there. If not, stay off the web till ten at night, and put red, white, and blue candles in your windows. And buy nothing that day.

Oh, i have mine specially curated for optimal discomfort. Why go halfway?

*turns over cards and takes a long drag off a smoke* Well, honey, i was gonna tell you nicely...

Need you supply her with endless virgin kittens to give her such a glow?

Oops...got excited typing...Cardinal McElroy...not Archbishop McElroy. Same thing, though...the trumpsterfire will be living in some sweet sweet papal shade!

Get a bag of cockroaches and put them outside each trumpsterfire room. That should clear them out.