Paddy Whacked
@paddy-whacked.bsky.social
Creator...but not yours. Mystical, magical, angry old woman. Friend of Bos'n, the world's most concerned pupper!
Is there such a thing as a job where your co-workers have a sense of whimsey but act like fucking adults? Anywhere?
March 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Is there such a thing as a job where your co-workers have a sense of whimsey but act like fucking adults? Anywhere?
I propose a change to all republican and tech-bro paychecks. Where ours say SSI deductions, theirs will say, "Ours now. Just because we feel like keeping it. You wouldn't want to look entitled, now, would you?"
March 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I propose a change to all republican and tech-bro paychecks. Where ours say SSI deductions, theirs will say, "Ours now. Just because we feel like keeping it. You wouldn't want to look entitled, now, would you?"
1. The crime scene. 2. The culprit.
I made this bed 10 minutes ago. Dog weighs 9 lbs. How?!?
I made this bed 10 minutes ago. Dog weighs 9 lbs. How?!?
February 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
1. The crime scene. 2. The culprit.
I made this bed 10 minutes ago. Dog weighs 9 lbs. How?!?
I made this bed 10 minutes ago. Dog weighs 9 lbs. How?!?
It's Monday. That means i'm the boss today at the shop. The world's going down in flames. We live in a constant state of whatthefuckery. This sounds like a call for cake. I'm definitely getting us all a cake. What should i write on it? "Glad we haven't been blown up yet!"?
February 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's Monday. That means i'm the boss today at the shop. The world's going down in flames. We live in a constant state of whatthefuckery. This sounds like a call for cake. I'm definitely getting us all a cake. What should i write on it? "Glad we haven't been blown up yet!"?
Be there or be lit. I won't be seeing any of you on the fifth.
February 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Be there or be lit. I won't be seeing any of you on the fifth.
What this world needs is more Rube Goldberg devices. Big shiny objects to distract the oligarchs and keep them occupied like happy toddlers until we can fix shit behind their backs. I love me some Rube Goldberg devices.
February 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What this world needs is more Rube Goldberg devices. Big shiny objects to distract the oligarchs and keep them occupied like happy toddlers until we can fix shit behind their backs. I love me some Rube Goldberg devices.
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January 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So basically, this new Laken decree means Karens Gone Wild can just accuse anyone of anything and get them deported. Good thing he waited to do this after he cancelled the police reforms over Breanna and George, and after freezing civil rights cases. One civil liberty at a time.
January 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
So basically, this new Laken decree means Karens Gone Wild can just accuse anyone of anything and get them deported. Good thing he waited to do this after he cancelled the police reforms over Breanna and George, and after freezing civil rights cases. One civil liberty at a time.
Never let them talk you into trading your glorious madness for anger. You'll never get it back.
January 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Never let them talk you into trading your glorious madness for anger. You'll never get it back.
Did David Eddings have premonitions of today's Oakland when he created Sthiss Tor?
January 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Did David Eddings have premonitions of today's Oakland when he created Sthiss Tor?
Did readings for a duo of lunatics today. One was stalking an 87 year old man (hoping he'll buy her a house) and wants her child to suffer. The other believes everyone is jealous of her, and spoke only in High Interrogatory. Both wanted to know why they didn't have husbands. Neither wanted to pay.
January 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Did readings for a duo of lunatics today. One was stalking an 87 year old man (hoping he'll buy her a house) and wants her child to suffer. The other believes everyone is jealous of her, and spoke only in High Interrogatory. Both wanted to know why they didn't have husbands. Neither wanted to pay.
WWJD? Honestly...looking around at the greedy, heartless fucks running shit, my guess would be "Jail time".
January 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
WWJD? Honestly...looking around at the greedy, heartless fucks running shit, my guess would be "Jail time".
Now i know for certain i spend too much time alone. I just had a conversation with a Comcast survey person without yelling or hanging up on her. Ok, i may have raised my voice a little, once, when she asked me about customer service. Just. A. Little.
January 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Now i know for certain i spend too much time alone. I just had a conversation with a Comcast survey person without yelling or hanging up on her. Ok, i may have raised my voice a little, once, when she asked me about customer service. Just. A. Little.
Reason 798 of Why This Pope Rocks: He just appointed an Archbishop who can't stand Trump as Archbishop of DC. Sweeeeet move!
the pope is wearing glasses and a white robe
ALT: the pope is wearing glasses and a white robe
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reason 798 of Why This Pope Rocks: He just appointed an Archbishop who can't stand Trump as Archbishop of DC. Sweeeeet move!
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Question du jour: Will the boss's son do any work today at the shop? Five bucks says there's a chair in the back room that will be the only consistently warm spot in the building.
a man says " i literally couldn 't stand up " in front of a big think logo
ALT: a man says " i literally couldn 't stand up " in front of a big think logo
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Question du jour: Will the boss's son do any work today at the shop? Five bucks says there's a chair in the back room that will be the only consistently warm spot in the building.
A bit over 3 years since my lil Bos'n's mate came into my life. We rescues have to stick together!
January 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
A bit over 3 years since my lil Bos'n's mate came into my life. We rescues have to stick together!
Don't give me an empty triangle and expect me to store a bike. My reading nook is finally done! #readingnook
January 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Don't give me an empty triangle and expect me to store a bike. My reading nook is finally done! #readingnook
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Happy New Year, my devoted audience of none. May we all circle our wagons to protect each other this year against the oncoming slaughter of human decency. Wait...i need multiple wagons. Fine. I'll park my wagon defiantly. My dog is game. Nervous, but game.
January 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Happy New Year, my devoted audience of none. May we all circle our wagons to protect each other this year against the oncoming slaughter of human decency. Wait...i need multiple wagons. Fine. I'll park my wagon defiantly. My dog is game. Nervous, but game.
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2025 begins with a too-on-the-nose metaphor: A Musk Cybertruck exploding in front of a Trump hotel.
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
2025 begins with a too-on-the-nose metaphor: A Musk Cybertruck exploding in front of a Trump hotel.
If we bred sharks with flying fish, we could get them onto some prime billionaire yachts. #ScienceGoals #Science #MarineActivism
January 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
If we bred sharks with flying fish, we could get them onto some prime billionaire yachts. #ScienceGoals #Science #MarineActivism
The closest i can come to a New Year's resolution this year is to resolve to only be around people who act right. This pretty much leaves my dog, and his behavior on walks gets a little side eye.
December 31, 2024 at 7:00 AM
The closest i can come to a New Year's resolution this year is to resolve to only be around people who act right. This pretty much leaves my dog, and his behavior on walks gets a little side eye.
Ok, i've been here for about a month. When does the part where you connect with friends or even make new ones happen? Anyone? Anyone?
December 29, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Ok, i've been here for about a month. When does the part where you connect with friends or even make new ones happen? Anyone? Anyone?
Ever get an insincere apology that was so deranged and contorted you don't know where to park it? But it was your boss so you didn't know whether to blow it off or call social services? What did you do?
December 29, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Ever get an insincere apology that was so deranged and contorted you don't know where to park it? But it was your boss so you didn't know whether to blow it off or call social services? What did you do?