paddle
@paddle.bsky.social
Developer at Bluesky by day, extreme sexual deviant by night.
oh my days, etc.
oh my days, etc.
will u love me on here
January 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
will u love me on here
soon baby. im gonna do that soon i promise
December 18, 2024 at 2:11 PM
soon baby. im gonna do that soon i promise
im gonna keep it real idk what imeven living for at this point 😭😭💯
December 16, 2024 at 12:06 AM
im gonna keep it real idk what imeven living for at this point 😭😭💯
theyre gonna kill me if i dont tweet good enough. can u even imagine that type of pressure.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 AM
theyre gonna kill me if i dont tweet good enough. can u even imagine that type of pressure.
gray alien holding me down and sawing my fingers off but i feel no pain
November 30, 2024 at 2:36 AM
gray alien holding me down and sawing my fingers off but i feel no pain
pickup line: have u ever peed in my mouth? … why not?
November 20, 2024 at 4:20 AM
pickup line: have u ever peed in my mouth? … why not?
thanks for showing big love to an old cowpoke like me
November 17, 2024 at 1:58 AM
thanks for showing big love to an old cowpoke like me
imagine a golfer saying something like “my drives may not be long, but they are girthy!”
November 17, 2024 at 12:15 AM
imagine a golfer saying something like “my drives may not be long, but they are girthy!”
if u paid for twitter i think u should not be allowed on here
November 15, 2024 at 5:49 PM
if u paid for twitter i think u should not be allowed on here
sultaned vin edgared chips>>>
November 15, 2024 at 3:15 PM
sultaned vin edgared chips>>>
my mom: [6 weeks pregnant]
me: (so loud it shakes the house) i cant wait to be born :)
me: (so loud it shakes the house) i cant wait to be born :)
November 14, 2024 at 11:54 PM
my mom: [6 weeks pregnant]
me: (so loud it shakes the house) i cant wait to be born :)
me: (so loud it shakes the house) i cant wait to be born :)
what are some features u guys would like to see us implement on here?
November 14, 2024 at 6:51 PM
what are some features u guys would like to see us implement on here?
just watched my uncle stand on business. most awesome guy ever lol
November 14, 2024 at 6:48 PM
just watched my uncle stand on business. most awesome guy ever lol
so thankful for this community
November 14, 2024 at 1:45 PM
so thankful for this community
weve built such a community on here over the past year
November 14, 2024 at 1:44 PM
weve built such a community on here over the past year
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skinning my cashier and wearing his skin and dancing around the store in his skin and explaining to the customers that i am their beloved cashier
November 13, 2024 at 10:56 PM
skinning my cashier and wearing his skin and dancing around the store in his skin and explaining to the customers that i am their beloved cashier
dont meet ur heros and dont kill them in a boat accident either
November 14, 2024 at 2:15 AM
dont meet ur heros and dont kill them in a boat accident either
im posting nudes at 500 followers
November 14, 2024 at 2:07 AM
im posting nudes at 500 followers
theremaking this app for an
November 14, 2024 at 2:07 AM
theremaking this app for an
awful demon: [spawned to shepherd me into the underworld](doing his dance for me)
me: finally someone w some damned sense
me: finally someone w some damned sense
October 24, 2024 at 12:33 AM
awful demon: [spawned to shepherd me into the underworld](doing his dance for me)
me: finally someone w some damned sense
me: finally someone w some damned sense
dear god what have i become… etcetera
March 22, 2024 at 3:48 PM
dear god what have i become… etcetera