Cat
banner
paddingtonfan.bsky.social
Cat
@paddingtonfan.bsky.social
I burnt my dick in some damn fine award winnin chilli
At what point do you give up on the job search and just make fake necrophilia porn
September 3, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Dumb love I love being stupid ☺️🙂‍↔️
August 21, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Remembering the Batman panties my gynaecologists used to compliment every time
June 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM
When you’re close to me do do do do do do doop
June 1, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I’m like a bird
May 17, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Starting a gofundme
May 16, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Reposted by Cat
asked siri to set an alarm just as a moth flew into my face & i tried to get my dog to eat it
May 2, 2024 at 3:03 PM
UTI, wax growing back on my asshole and period cramps have me fighting for my life
May 1, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Got my nails done, cooch waxed, lashes done and my first UTI in the space of a week. I’m finally a woman.
April 29, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Yes shein that is what a normal human looks like
April 29, 2024 at 12:00 AM
When mcr said “blood blood gallons of the stuff” I’m unfortunately feeling that rn, I spilled the jar full of my blood, oh god, oh fuck
April 16, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Anyone else take a pack of laxatives, drink 3l of water then dust so you sneeze/cough a lot and just try not to shit/piss yourself or do I just have weird hobbies
April 8, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Maybe I’m not horny I just don’t know how to ask someone to be there for me so asking them for sex is just the easiest way to feel like they care. Or maybe I am just horny.
April 7, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I need shots (alcohol), shots (back) or shots (in the back of the head)
March 27, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Actually mad how an actress who was in the Harry Potter films isn’t allowed a negative opinion on a fictional series because it’s mean but JK can have an opinion on what rights real life people can have and it’s chill
March 18, 2024 at 4:12 AM
A man talking about me being hench, looking like a pin up girl and having a “Brazilian ass” all in the same breath was definitely a unique experience. Not a bad one but definitely unique.
March 13, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Prescription Red contact lenses for nefarious purposes (birthday parties)
March 8, 2024 at 4:41 AM
The world is on fire
And you are here to stay and burn with me
Our funeral pyre
And we are here to revel forever moreeeeee
March 5, 2024 at 8:33 PM
“Can you please move your coat I nearly brought your jar of phlegm to work instead of my ciggies”-my father
February 26, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Can I legally wear this to a christening?
February 24, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Reposted by Cat
Me: im not that sick... it has not affected my brains fuctions
Me: hes just... a little man... 😭 why do we malaign these creatuers
A bat is simply a little man
February 24, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Lalalalala
February 24, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I can’t go out and drink or sleep so I’ve to WRITE
February 21, 2024 at 1:53 AM
My prophetic visions are concerning but my tits are amazing
February 18, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Just had the most uniquely terrifying experience involving a vibrator and some sudocrem
February 17, 2024 at 7:48 AM