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There is no force on earth more evil than guys with white goatees
It's beggining to look a lot like Christmas (derogatory)
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Millie Bobby Brown...

Millie Bon Jovi...

What's next?
Millie Huey Lewis and the News?
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Billion dollar idea-

All 32 #nfl teams relocate to Los Angeles and every one of the 272 regular season games are played at SoFi Stadium.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I called it "my go-go juice" in public 🤦🏻
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
**Trump voice** (enunciating)

"A licky...boom boom...down..."
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Olivia Nuzzi:
"You are the breeze in desert for me."
"My water."
"And ocean."
"Meant to be only together tiger."

Jeffrey Epstein:
"...madam, are you familiar with Alvin Toffler?"
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Staten Island (derogatory)
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Whatever happened to Grover Norquist? He's been awful quiet lately...
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
lol
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You can be whatever you want
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Good news! My coworkers have started using "jew" as a verb 😒
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It's not even a joke that trump will be the president most closely associated with diapers and diarrhea
October 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
We need an American Paul Kigame
October 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's okay to demonize bad people
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Reading about the Rwandan genocide has made me quietly relieved that I live in a gun culture as opposed to a machete culture.
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Kirkus Belli
September 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
For He maketh His sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
September 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Hiding baldness by shaving your entire head down to the skin is even more cowardly than getting a toupee
September 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
MC Serch walked so El-P could run
August 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It should be legal to throw batteries at doge employees
August 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
People who are 100% pretty can never be 100% hot. To be hot - truly hot - you have to be just a little bit ugly.
August 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The works of man sicken me
July 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Prediction - Ghislane Maxwell will be a guest speaker at #cpac in 2026
July 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If I ever get tricked into buying a beach house I will call it "Littoral Stimulation"
July 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I finally consolidated "tbf" into my texting vocabulary so be prepared for some gently contrarian takes
July 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM