Pabst The Physio
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I like to be dark and mysterious. But I'm just blank and confusing.
Expect a lot of Arsenal rants. And rants in general.
I made this
https://pabstpabst.itch.io/the-iron-jungle
Expect a lot of Arsenal rants. And rants in general.
I made this
https://pabstpabst.itch.io/the-iron-jungle
Craig pawson giving a yellow to Zubi for the slightest of arm-trap movements, but fails to react to a sliding from behind on Saliba, tells you something about how this game will be olayed
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Craig pawson giving a yellow to Zubi for the slightest of arm-trap movements, but fails to react to a sliding from behind on Saliba, tells you something about how this game will be olayed
I know the big story is Xhaka's return against Arsenal. But Sunderland also features Ballard in defence.
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I know the big story is Xhaka's return against Arsenal. But Sunderland also features Ballard in defence.
So I drove approximately 500km yesterday and missed the game.
Apparently Arsenal won, which is delightful news though.
This is where we step on the gas - we have some, not easy but, winnable games with some good chances of rotation.
Up until spurs, we should be picking up steam.
Apparently Arsenal won, which is delightful news though.
This is where we step on the gas - we have some, not easy but, winnable games with some good chances of rotation.
Up until spurs, we should be picking up steam.
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
So I drove approximately 500km yesterday and missed the game.
Apparently Arsenal won, which is delightful news though.
This is where we step on the gas - we have some, not easy but, winnable games with some good chances of rotation.
Up until spurs, we should be picking up steam.
Apparently Arsenal won, which is delightful news though.
This is where we step on the gas - we have some, not easy but, winnable games with some good chances of rotation.
Up until spurs, we should be picking up steam.
Even though I don't even live in the US, I do have the prediction that, based on the Portland protesters, that some techbro will do a startup directly marketing towards protesters, selling inflatable costumes.
With AI of course.
With AI of course.
October 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Even though I don't even live in the US, I do have the prediction that, based on the Portland protesters, that some techbro will do a startup directly marketing towards protesters, selling inflatable costumes.
With AI of course.
With AI of course.
Hey, why do people compare Trump to Hitler? Easy, it's a 1-1 comparison
encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...
Not only the situation in Germany, that is reflected by the US in terms of economic crisis, unemployment and homelessness.
But how Hitler was viewed by conservatives and who elected him
encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...
Not only the situation in Germany, that is reflected by the US in terms of economic crisis, unemployment and homelessness.
But how Hitler was viewed by conservatives and who elected him
Hitler Comes to Power: How, When, & Key Dates | Holocaust Encyclopedia
Hitler rose to power during a time of economic and political instability in Germany. Learn more about how and when Hitler came to power.
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September 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Hey, why do people compare Trump to Hitler? Easy, it's a 1-1 comparison
encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...
Not only the situation in Germany, that is reflected by the US in terms of economic crisis, unemployment and homelessness.
But how Hitler was viewed by conservatives and who elected him
encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...
Not only the situation in Germany, that is reflected by the US in terms of economic crisis, unemployment and homelessness.
But how Hitler was viewed by conservatives and who elected him
Two headers. Against NCUF. That's good.
Maybe poignant, but I really despise what they've become.
It always feels that bit sweeter when we win over them.
Maybe poignant, but I really despise what they've become.
It always feels that bit sweeter when we win over them.
September 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Two headers. Against NCUF. That's good.
Maybe poignant, but I really despise what they've become.
It always feels that bit sweeter when we win over them.
Maybe poignant, but I really despise what they've become.
It always feels that bit sweeter when we win over them.
Help me playtest The Iron Jungle! A FREE PnP fitness game (5+) turns squats & planks into adventures in volcanoes and dungeons! Uses only bodyweight + simple home items (chair/backpack) Download the cards, play, and tell me if the difficulty balancing is right
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#PnP
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#PnP
The Iron Jungle by PabstPabst
It's a kids-focused fitness game
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September 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Help me playtest The Iron Jungle! A FREE PnP fitness game (5+) turns squats & planks into adventures in volcanoes and dungeons! Uses only bodyweight + simple home items (chair/backpack) Download the cards, play, and tell me if the difficulty balancing is right
pabstpabst.itch.io/the-iron-jun...
#PnP
pabstpabst.itch.io/the-iron-jun...
#PnP
I know. Respect to Port Vale for sticking to the task and shutting down Arsenal.
That being said. Could we. Like. Put the game to bed and just score one or two goals?
Rest Merino?
Maybe set Martinelli central and Max wide?
Hincapie for some minutes for Saliba?
That being said. Could we. Like. Put the game to bed and just score one or two goals?
Rest Merino?
Maybe set Martinelli central and Max wide?
Hincapie for some minutes for Saliba?
September 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I know. Respect to Port Vale for sticking to the task and shutting down Arsenal.
That being said. Could we. Like. Put the game to bed and just score one or two goals?
Rest Merino?
Maybe set Martinelli central and Max wide?
Hincapie for some minutes for Saliba?
That being said. Could we. Like. Put the game to bed and just score one or two goals?
Rest Merino?
Maybe set Martinelli central and Max wide?
Hincapie for some minutes for Saliba?
I only saw the last 30 mins of the Ars-MCI game.
I immediately noticed the fact Pep was subbing off attackers for defenders.
Also, Arsenal really had a difficult time progressing into dangerous areas.
In the end, Haalands goal was avoidable. Bad positioning. Gabi finding a good role.
I immediately noticed the fact Pep was subbing off attackers for defenders.
Also, Arsenal really had a difficult time progressing into dangerous areas.
In the end, Haalands goal was avoidable. Bad positioning. Gabi finding a good role.
September 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I only saw the last 30 mins of the Ars-MCI game.
I immediately noticed the fact Pep was subbing off attackers for defenders.
Also, Arsenal really had a difficult time progressing into dangerous areas.
In the end, Haalands goal was avoidable. Bad positioning. Gabi finding a good role.
I immediately noticed the fact Pep was subbing off attackers for defenders.
Also, Arsenal really had a difficult time progressing into dangerous areas.
In the end, Haalands goal was avoidable. Bad positioning. Gabi finding a good role.
Athletic Bilbao playing in highest gear. Arsenal needs to follow with intent. This is not a "weather the storm" match.
There's glimpses of intent, but we rarely match their physicality and intensity.
Needs to up the volume
There's glimpses of intent, but we rarely match their physicality and intensity.
Needs to up the volume
September 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Athletic Bilbao playing in highest gear. Arsenal needs to follow with intent. This is not a "weather the storm" match.
There's glimpses of intent, but we rarely match their physicality and intensity.
Needs to up the volume
There's glimpses of intent, but we rarely match their physicality and intensity.
Needs to up the volume
Great display by Zubi.
Mosquera looks calm
Gyok on the score sheet
Madueke looks ignited
Clean display by Nwaneri
Timber really at his very best.
Lots of positives. We do suffer in the high press without Ødegaard though.
Mosquera looks calm
Gyok on the score sheet
Madueke looks ignited
Clean display by Nwaneri
Timber really at his very best.
Lots of positives. We do suffer in the high press without Ødegaard though.
September 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Great display by Zubi.
Mosquera looks calm
Gyok on the score sheet
Madueke looks ignited
Clean display by Nwaneri
Timber really at his very best.
Lots of positives. We do suffer in the high press without Ødegaard though.
Mosquera looks calm
Gyok on the score sheet
Madueke looks ignited
Clean display by Nwaneri
Timber really at his very best.
Lots of positives. We do suffer in the high press without Ødegaard though.
It's so interesting to see which players hit the ground running. I think most of us would have expected Gyok and Eze to run the show. Seeing Madueke just bossing is a beaut
September 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It's so interesting to see which players hit the ground running. I think most of us would have expected Gyok and Eze to run the show. Seeing Madueke just bossing is a beaut
How did I end up here again?
September 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
How did I end up here again?
This. Goddamn. Game. Like. Yes positives- we played up against league winners. But we also exceeded them without capitalizing.
August 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This. Goddamn. Game. Like. Yes positives- we played up against league winners. But we also exceeded them without capitalizing.
Madueke doing well against Kerkez. Martinelli struggling, which I wouldn't expect, being up against an AM.
Need to get Gyok more into the game. Liverpool are getting frustrated, but we're not really doing anything with that.
Also, fucking. Like. Injuries man.
Need to get Gyok more into the game. Liverpool are getting frustrated, but we're not really doing anything with that.
Also, fucking. Like. Injuries man.
August 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Madueke doing well against Kerkez. Martinelli struggling, which I wouldn't expect, being up against an AM.
Need to get Gyok more into the game. Liverpool are getting frustrated, but we're not really doing anything with that.
Also, fucking. Like. Injuries man.
Need to get Gyok more into the game. Liverpool are getting frustrated, but we're not really doing anything with that.
Also, fucking. Like. Injuries man.
For all the positives that could be said, ending the match with 3 under 21 yr academy prospects was a statement of dimensions.
a man wearing a bandana is sitting in a car .
ALT: a man wearing a bandana is sitting in a car .
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August 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
For all the positives that could be said, ending the match with 3 under 21 yr academy prospects was a statement of dimensions.
Comfortable position on the break. We could glide into a soft cushion in the second half.
What would really settle me would be a Gyok Goal though.
What would really settle me would be a Gyok Goal though.
August 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Comfortable position on the break. We could glide into a soft cushion in the second half.
What would really settle me would be a Gyok Goal though.
What would really settle me would be a Gyok Goal though.
No mooooore injurieeees!
August 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
No mooooore injurieeees!
Here's a list of players that I know don't fit Arsenal, but that I utterly despise playing against:
Palinha
Kudus
Vitinha
Ruiz
Gibbs-White
Nick Pope
Hakimi
Joelinton
These aren't even elite, they just unnerve us.
Also, somehow, Spurs got 2 on that list. Luckily they didn't get Eze
Palinha
Kudus
Vitinha
Ruiz
Gibbs-White
Nick Pope
Hakimi
Joelinton
These aren't even elite, they just unnerve us.
Also, somehow, Spurs got 2 on that list. Luckily they didn't get Eze
August 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Here's a list of players that I know don't fit Arsenal, but that I utterly despise playing against:
Palinha
Kudus
Vitinha
Ruiz
Gibbs-White
Nick Pope
Hakimi
Joelinton
These aren't even elite, they just unnerve us.
Also, somehow, Spurs got 2 on that list. Luckily they didn't get Eze
Palinha
Kudus
Vitinha
Ruiz
Gibbs-White
Nick Pope
Hakimi
Joelinton
These aren't even elite, they just unnerve us.
Also, somehow, Spurs got 2 on that list. Luckily they didn't get Eze
Nooooooooooooooooo booo noooo
🚨 Arsenal forward Kai Havertz is set for a spell on the sidelines with a knee injury.
Assessments are at an early stage so the prognosis and duration of any lay-off is unclear.
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Assessments are at an early stage so the prognosis and duration of any lay-off is unclear.
@david-ornstein.bsky.social
Arsenal’s Kai Havertz set for spell on sidelines with knee injury
Arsenal are actively exploring the transfer market to potentially reinforce their attack and cover the absence of the 26-year-old.
www.nytimes.com
August 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Nooooooooooooooooo booo noooo
Rewatching the highlights from yesterday, I notice a couple of situations, where a simple through ball could have given Gyokeres a chance for a shot.
Hopefully Arteta notice these chances as well. While a well played goal is satisfying, a simple goal is worth just as much
Hopefully Arteta notice these chances as well. While a well played goal is satisfying, a simple goal is worth just as much
August 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Rewatching the highlights from yesterday, I notice a couple of situations, where a simple through ball could have given Gyokeres a chance for a shot.
Hopefully Arteta notice these chances as well. While a well played goal is satisfying, a simple goal is worth just as much
Hopefully Arteta notice these chances as well. While a well played goal is satisfying, a simple goal is worth just as much
It's a win and I'll take it.
I just wish it was a more definitive win. A statement win.
It felt like a "Our GK saved it and your guy missed by 2 inches" win
I just wish it was a more definitive win. A statement win.
It felt like a "Our GK saved it and your guy missed by 2 inches" win
August 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's a win and I'll take it.
I just wish it was a more definitive win. A statement win.
It felt like a "Our GK saved it and your guy missed by 2 inches" win
I just wish it was a more definitive win. A statement win.
It felt like a "Our GK saved it and your guy missed by 2 inches" win
Arsenal Men with the chance to start the season the right way. Set a good standard
August 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Arsenal Men with the chance to start the season the right way. Set a good standard
Here's my prognosis for the SA league.
It will be a thing, they will sign big names for big players. Only a select few will stay relevant, the rest will drop into obscurity until the SA league looks like the Chinese league of yesteryear.
It will be a thing, they will sign big names for big players. Only a select few will stay relevant, the rest will drop into obscurity until the SA league looks like the Chinese league of yesteryear.
🚨💣 BREAKING: Kingsley Coman to Al Nassr, here we go! Deal agreed with Bayern for package slightly under €30m. Coman will sign three year deal at Al Nassr, part of ambitious project after Inigo Martinez and João Félix. Medical and signature this week.
August 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Here's my prognosis for the SA league.
It will be a thing, they will sign big names for big players. Only a select few will stay relevant, the rest will drop into obscurity until the SA league looks like the Chinese league of yesteryear.
It will be a thing, they will sign big names for big players. Only a select few will stay relevant, the rest will drop into obscurity until the SA league looks like the Chinese league of yesteryear.