|Nick|Name|Nick|: Bird With Teeth
@p0ph3r3t1c.bsky.social
I'm just a late bloomer. I didn't peak in high school - I'm still out here getting cuter.
(Anarcho-Socialist | Jewish & Autistic | CisHet | He/They/Dude/Y'all | Official PFP by @kurtbelcher.bsky.social)
www.nicknamenick.com
(Anarcho-Socialist | Jewish & Autistic | CisHet | He/They/Dude/Y'all | Official PFP by @kurtbelcher.bsky.social)
www.nicknamenick.com
My favorite characters of 2025
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My favorite characters of 2025
Spider Man (no, not that one) and Bat Man (no, not that one either).
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Spider Man (no, not that one) and Bat Man (no, not that one either).
Look at her. Can you *tell* she's almost 50 years old? Of course not! She doesn't look a day over 32 - don't you *dare* tell me otherwise, you liar...
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Look at her. Can you *tell* she's almost 50 years old? Of course not! She doesn't look a day over 32 - don't you *dare* tell me otherwise, you liar...
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
Just like that bit from The Lighthouse!
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just like that bit from The Lighthouse!
"Nick, if you like ermines so much, why not get ferr--?"
"Were ferrets featured in Leonardo da Vinci's *greatest* painting?!"
"...The Mona Lisa?"
"By God, you *disgust* me - I mean 'Lady With An Ermine'!"
"Never heard of it."
"Of course, 'cause you're a fucking philistine."
"Why're we even friends?"
"Were ferrets featured in Leonardo da Vinci's *greatest* painting?!"
"...The Mona Lisa?"
"By God, you *disgust* me - I mean 'Lady With An Ermine'!"
"Never heard of it."
"Of course, 'cause you're a fucking philistine."
"Why're we even friends?"
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
"Nick, if you like ermines so much, why not get ferr--?"
"Were ferrets featured in Leonardo da Vinci's *greatest* painting?!"
"...The Mona Lisa?"
"By God, you *disgust* me - I mean 'Lady With An Ermine'!"
"Never heard of it."
"Of course, 'cause you're a fucking philistine."
"Why're we even friends?"
"Were ferrets featured in Leonardo da Vinci's *greatest* painting?!"
"...The Mona Lisa?"
"By God, you *disgust* me - I mean 'Lady With An Ermine'!"
"Never heard of it."
"Of course, 'cause you're a fucking philistine."
"Why're we even friends?"
Since I can't read @simonroy.bsky.social's A Star Called The Sun, quite yet, I'll do the next best thing: re-read Image Comics' relaunched Prophet series where he collaborated with @farel.bsky.social, @milonogiannis.com, et al.
It's easily one of my favorite sci-fi comics, next to The Metabarons.
It's easily one of my favorite sci-fi comics, next to The Metabarons.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Since I can't read @simonroy.bsky.social's A Star Called The Sun, quite yet, I'll do the next best thing: re-read Image Comics' relaunched Prophet series where he collaborated with @farel.bsky.social, @milonogiannis.com, et al.
It's easily one of my favorite sci-fi comics, next to The Metabarons.
It's easily one of my favorite sci-fi comics, next to The Metabarons.
Sarah Hurwitz, in a nutshell:
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Sarah Hurwitz, in a nutshell:
I'm not usually into the whole 'shipping thing, with one exception - which is BLATANTLY obvious to anyone who knows me:
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I'm not usually into the whole 'shipping thing, with one exception - which is BLATANTLY obvious to anyone who knows me:
I heard it's this guy's favorite - even watched it nine times in a row!
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I heard it's this guy's favorite - even watched it nine times in a row!
If I was @mrjoncryer.bsky.social, I'd get annoyed by everyone *immediately* associating me with my role in a John Hughes movie.
Like, c'mon, y'all - he was the Arrowverse's Lex Luthor! Not to mention Alan Harper in Two & A Half Men for all *twelve seasons*...
Like, c'mon, y'all - he was the Arrowverse's Lex Luthor! Not to mention Alan Harper in Two & A Half Men for all *twelve seasons*...
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If I was @mrjoncryer.bsky.social, I'd get annoyed by everyone *immediately* associating me with my role in a John Hughes movie.
Like, c'mon, y'all - he was the Arrowverse's Lex Luthor! Not to mention Alan Harper in Two & A Half Men for all *twelve seasons*...
Like, c'mon, y'all - he was the Arrowverse's Lex Luthor! Not to mention Alan Harper in Two & A Half Men for all *twelve seasons*...
I'd actually prefer more atypical depictions of Odin/Woden/Wotan of Norse mythology - the one-eyed, bearded warrior shit has gotten boring. Like, isn't he supposed to be defined by his curiosity and intellect - and, more infamously, prone to duplicity? He's not a warrior, he's a malicious scholar.
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I'd actually prefer more atypical depictions of Odin/Woden/Wotan of Norse mythology - the one-eyed, bearded warrior shit has gotten boring. Like, isn't he supposed to be defined by his curiosity and intellect - and, more infamously, prone to duplicity? He's not a warrior, he's a malicious scholar.
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
I'm not actually *that* much of a Fighting Game Person - however, when it comes to Fighting Game Women...
Are my tastes a bit vanilla? Yes, yes they are. I ain't apologizing for it.
Are my tastes a bit vanilla? Yes, yes they are. I ain't apologizing for it.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm not actually *that* much of a Fighting Game Person - however, when it comes to Fighting Game Women...
Are my tastes a bit vanilla? Yes, yes they are. I ain't apologizing for it.
Are my tastes a bit vanilla? Yes, yes they are. I ain't apologizing for it.
It'd have been amusing if, say, they got an older Chowder from (well) Chowder to fill in for Russel Hobbs with Song Machine (Season 1) or matured Francis "Frankie" Foster for Noodles with Cracker Island.
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
It'd have been amusing if, say, they got an older Chowder from (well) Chowder to fill in for Russel Hobbs with Song Machine (Season 1) or matured Francis "Frankie" Foster for Noodles with Cracker Island.
One of my favorite parts of Gorillaz lore (yes, they *do* have their own lore) is that for their album, The Now Now, they ended up temporarily replacing Murdoc Niccals (he was incarcerated) with...Ace. Of the Gangreen Gang. From Powerpuff Girls.
It's a trend I wish they continued with, honestly...
It's a trend I wish they continued with, honestly...
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
One of my favorite parts of Gorillaz lore (yes, they *do* have their own lore) is that for their album, The Now Now, they ended up temporarily replacing Murdoc Niccals (he was incarcerated) with...Ace. Of the Gangreen Gang. From Powerpuff Girls.
It's a trend I wish they continued with, honestly...
It's a trend I wish they continued with, honestly...
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Good Lockjaw / Bad Lockjaw
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Good Lockjaw / Bad Lockjaw
Y'all forgot Rory Kinnear, as seen in Penny Dreadful!
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Y'all forgot Rory Kinnear, as seen in Penny Dreadful!
My favorite scene from The Avengers will *always* be this one...
There're two great ways to humanize a character: 1) give them a favorite meal (e.g. Harley Quinn's breakfast sandwich from Birds Of Prey), and 2) have them interact with other characters over a group meal, maybe with some drinking.
There're two great ways to humanize a character: 1) give them a favorite meal (e.g. Harley Quinn's breakfast sandwich from Birds Of Prey), and 2) have them interact with other characters over a group meal, maybe with some drinking.
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
My favorite scene from The Avengers will *always* be this one...
There're two great ways to humanize a character: 1) give them a favorite meal (e.g. Harley Quinn's breakfast sandwich from Birds Of Prey), and 2) have them interact with other characters over a group meal, maybe with some drinking.
There're two great ways to humanize a character: 1) give them a favorite meal (e.g. Harley Quinn's breakfast sandwich from Birds Of Prey), and 2) have them interact with other characters over a group meal, maybe with some drinking.
"Bird With Teeth" will never *not* be the most terrifying recurring visual for me.
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"Bird With Teeth" will never *not* be the most terrifying recurring visual for me.
Just wait until he passes a law where it's mandatory to eat it...
[Shudders]
*Well-done*.
For me, eating a steak that *isn't* medium-rare - or simply medium, *at most* - is just stupidly burning money. It's like putting truffles on a frozen pizza or using brie for grilled cheese sandwiches...
[Shudders]
*Well-done*.
For me, eating a steak that *isn't* medium-rare - or simply medium, *at most* - is just stupidly burning money. It's like putting truffles on a frozen pizza or using brie for grilled cheese sandwiches...
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Just wait until he passes a law where it's mandatory to eat it...
[Shudders]
*Well-done*.
For me, eating a steak that *isn't* medium-rare - or simply medium, *at most* - is just stupidly burning money. It's like putting truffles on a frozen pizza or using brie for grilled cheese sandwiches...
[Shudders]
*Well-done*.
For me, eating a steak that *isn't* medium-rare - or simply medium, *at most* - is just stupidly burning money. It's like putting truffles on a frozen pizza or using brie for grilled cheese sandwiches...
Eat shit and die, you fucking lily-livered nematode worm.
That's it, I'm done. Demanding I care about a public figure - who's made a career off defending the indefensible - when (supposedly) threatened 'cause their free speech won't work anymore. You're just a serf brown-nosing feudal lords, to me.
That's it, I'm done. Demanding I care about a public figure - who's made a career off defending the indefensible - when (supposedly) threatened 'cause their free speech won't work anymore. You're just a serf brown-nosing feudal lords, to me.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Eat shit and die, you fucking lily-livered nematode worm.
That's it, I'm done. Demanding I care about a public figure - who's made a career off defending the indefensible - when (supposedly) threatened 'cause their free speech won't work anymore. You're just a serf brown-nosing feudal lords, to me.
That's it, I'm done. Demanding I care about a public figure - who's made a career off defending the indefensible - when (supposedly) threatened 'cause their free speech won't work anymore. You're just a serf brown-nosing feudal lords, to me.
Death to Smoochy (2002, dir. Danny DeVito)
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Death to Smoochy (2002, dir. Danny DeVito)