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We now enter MERRINEUM - that vague numberless stretch between Christmas and New Year measured by naps, novels, cricket & leftovers
December 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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BUG MOVIES
Girl with the Dragonfly Tattoo
Raging Bull Ant
Coach Cicada
Resident Weevil
Invisible Mantis
My Fair Ladybug
Sting Street
Bite Club
Beetle Juice
Termitey Ducks
September 28, 2023 at 8:31 PM
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Uber is really raising the bar here
A penguin jumped on this boat to escape a seal, so they took him to the iceberg where his friends were waiting for him.
July 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
July 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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We do not condone international attacks on police vehicles or hoods. The poor officers already have to drive around a Toyota; this is all the more demeaning.

This elephant seal has been sternly lectured and released back to Heard Island custody
May 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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This is not an Emperor Penguin. Not even a King Penguin. Sounds a lot like our Southern Elephant Seals though.
There’s only one Emperor Penguin around here and that’s me.
April 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Our foreign secretary has confirmed that America did indeed forget to hit the OFF button after April Fool’s day. Unfortunately, it may be permanently stuck on now much like daylight savings time and QR code menus. We must keep our Flippers Up and fight on.
April 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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We will never allow Orange tinged Emperors to rule our land. In fact, we only have King Penguins here on our islands. Since you are abolishing your #USEducationDept please refer below to learn a little about our actual regal citizens
April 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We need to dispel some rumors. There is ZERO fentanyl trafficking on both of our HIMI islands. In fact, while our Gentoo penguins can travel hundreds of miles to bring partners their favorite pebble, they are incapable and unwilling of carrying even an ounce of illicit drugs.
April 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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The Rt Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde gently & powerfully delivered a sermon to the President, VP & their families in the front rows: “Let me make one final plea, Mr. President. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now."

Will he?
Was he listening?
January 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM