ozzerperks.bsky.social
@ozzerperks.bsky.social
Trans woman. She/Her. Parent. Wife. Lawyer. Unfortunate resident of a Red State.
So I came out tonight. For whoever is interested.
January 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Okay I know the world is ending and everything, but is it wrong that one of the things I'm most upset about is that Arcane is over? I need my angry, emotional damaged masc or I'm going to get the shakes.
January 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
McDavid was right to draw the penalty. You know what's not gonna happen next game? No one is gonna bear hug McDavid.
January 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
My wife just asked me if I was "still wearing" her jeans and ruined what I thought was a very convincing boy mode.
January 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Ding dong the fucking [b]itch is dead
January 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Yeah, I just picked through the napkins my wife piled on the plate to get to the last bit of her burrito. Money's tight and they don't prorate that shit if you leave it uneaten.
December 21, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I feel like all the hot takes about how some maga are also cheering that dick's murder are missing the point. It does not matter if they say they are angry about US Healthcare. Or any other issue. They will never change their voting habits to reflect that. So who gives a shit? What does it matter?
December 8, 2024 at 1:38 AM
So, as someone who never actually joined over at the other place, gotta say, I dig it here.
December 4, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Trump is bad, and the fact that he will almost certainly pardon at least some of the Jan 6 insurrectionists is a much bigger threat to the country than Biden pardoning Hunter. The two things are not comparable in harm, and Biden's action in now way "gives Trump permission" or anything of the sort.
December 3, 2024 at 3:39 PM
13 people over for dinner, from both sides of the family, and somehow the word 'woke' was only used once. I'm ending my year early. That was the high water mark, it can only possibly get worse from here. It is officially January 1st, 2025 at my house.
November 29, 2024 at 5:47 PM
You know that thing where you're in the middle of a text convo and the other side goes quiet so you slowly get more anxious about their response until you convince yourself you've offended them and then your phone buzzes and you rush to check it and it's just the weather update? Me either.
November 26, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Can anyone help me with time managing my breakdowns? Like I've been budgeting about 15 minutes per horrifying news update, and I'm really falling behind schedule. Too much? Think it would help to multitask and have a couple of existential crises at once? Open to thoughts.
November 22, 2024 at 1:05 AM