OZ the Wise
@ozthewise.bsky.social
Freelance distributor of worldly wisdom, vengeful sarcasm, confusing sentence fragments, clever spelling errors, and creative profanity.
All DMs will be answered…by your mom.
All DMs will be answered…by your mom.
Withhold Colorado federal tax dollars supporting red welfare states. Instead, let the wealth “trickle down” to them.
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Withhold Colorado federal tax dollars supporting red welfare states. Instead, let the wealth “trickle down” to them.
Prizesturbation
a man is sitting on a couch and making a face .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch and making a face .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Prizesturbation
I’d vote for the person who vows to make the ballroom a museum of trump’s ties to Epstein, and his many felony convictions.
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I’d vote for the person who vows to make the ballroom a museum of trump’s ties to Epstein, and his many felony convictions.
Good job donnie. You’re a big boy now.
a woman is clapping her hands in front of an american flag .
ALT: a woman is clapping her hands in front of an american flag .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Good job donnie. You’re a big boy now.
She needs to go back to regular (no puppies) prison.
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
She needs to go back to regular (no puppies) prison.
I like Newsom’s social media trump-trolling team. We should keep them when we cast Gavin aside.
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I like Newsom’s social media trump-trolling team. We should keep them when we cast Gavin aside.
I’m sure the people screaming nonstop about Hunter Biden are also calling for an investi…hahaha, I couldn’t even finish that.
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I’m sure the people screaming nonstop about Hunter Biden are also calling for an investi…hahaha, I couldn’t even finish that.
Grand juries will famously indict anything up to and including a ham sandwich. It really speaks to the fact they have zero case.
At what point can James sue for harassment?
At what point can James sue for harassment?
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Grand juries will famously indict anything up to and including a ham sandwich. It really speaks to the fact they have zero case.
At what point can James sue for harassment?
At what point can James sue for harassment?
Game on then.
Gerrymander those blue states so good that republicans BEG for independent redistricting commissions.
Gerrymander those blue states so good that republicans BEG for independent redistricting commissions.
a woman is sitting on a couch making a funny face and pointing at something .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch making a funny face and pointing at something .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Game on then.
Gerrymander those blue states so good that republicans BEG for independent redistricting commissions.
Gerrymander those blue states so good that republicans BEG for independent redistricting commissions.
One reason to abide by international law and the Geneva convention is that we want other countries to do so when its Americans clinging to their boat wreckage.
www.justsecurity.org/125998/boat-...
www.justsecurity.org/125998/boat-...
Killing Shipwrecked Survivors is Not Just Illegal—It Endangers U.S. Servicemembers
If the United States chooses a path where killing defenseless survivors becomes acceptable, American servicemembers will pay the price for that choice.
www.justsecurity.org
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
One reason to abide by international law and the Geneva convention is that we want other countries to do so when its Americans clinging to their boat wreckage.
www.justsecurity.org/125998/boat-...
www.justsecurity.org/125998/boat-...
Why aren’t you pushing for redistricting in Colorado? Red states are already doing it.
There’s no unilateral disarmament trophy for becoming a permanent minority party.
There’s no unilateral disarmament trophy for becoming a permanent minority party.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Why aren’t you pushing for redistricting in Colorado? Red states are already doing it.
There’s no unilateral disarmament trophy for becoming a permanent minority party.
There’s no unilateral disarmament trophy for becoming a permanent minority party.
Every $million republicans spend defending “safe” R+20 seats are dollars they don’t have for other races.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Every $million republicans spend defending “safe” R+20 seats are dollars they don’t have for other races.
Be patient. It takes time to scrub all references to Trump or any Republican ally.
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Be patient. It takes time to scrub all references to Trump or any Republican ally.
The other DOGE mission was to copy and export all the data our government has collected about you. IRS files, passport, medical history, student loans—every data point they could get their grubby little electronic fingers on.
Immigrant surveillance was just step 1.
www.wired.com/story/ice-pa...
Immigrant surveillance was just step 1.
www.wired.com/story/ice-pa...
ICE Is Paying Palantir $30 Million to Build ‘ImmigrationOS’ Surveillance Platform
In a document published Thursday, ICE explained the functions that it expects Palantir to include in a prototype of a new program to give the agency “near real-time” data about people self-deporting.
www.wired.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The other DOGE mission was to copy and export all the data our government has collected about you. IRS files, passport, medical history, student loans—every data point they could get their grubby little electronic fingers on.
Immigrant surveillance was just step 1.
www.wired.com/story/ice-pa...
Immigrant surveillance was just step 1.
www.wired.com/story/ice-pa...
Hold on a second—what sort of bribe did the fishermen offer? Was it comparable to what Hernandez promised?
Let’s not jump to any hasty conclusions.
Let’s not jump to any hasty conclusions.
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Hold on a second—what sort of bribe did the fishermen offer? Was it comparable to what Hernandez promised?
Let’s not jump to any hasty conclusions.
Let’s not jump to any hasty conclusions.
I mean, did the fishing boat guys even think to offer Trump a fat bribe? Sad!
The line between extrajudicial murder and pardon is as simple as one big crypto purchase.
The line between extrajudicial murder and pardon is as simple as one big crypto purchase.
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I mean, did the fishing boat guys even think to offer Trump a fat bribe? Sad!
The line between extrajudicial murder and pardon is as simple as one big crypto purchase.
The line between extrajudicial murder and pardon is as simple as one big crypto purchase.
Not sure which side to root for in this maga civil war. The corrupt conspiracy fascists or the corrupt pedo fascists.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Not sure which side to root for in this maga civil war. The corrupt conspiracy fascists or the corrupt pedo fascists.
The best part is all that wild chainsaw cutting the government down to size means finally…government spending is up 13% from last year.
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www.cbo.gov/publication/....
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www.cbo.gov/publication/....
www.cbo.gov
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The best part is all that wild chainsaw cutting the government down to size means finally…government spending is up 13% from last year.
👏 👏 👏
www.cbo.gov/publication/....
👏 👏 👏
www.cbo.gov/publication/....
The military MUST follow unlawful commands without question.
This is their position? Have I got that right?
This is their position? Have I got that right?
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The military MUST follow unlawful commands without question.
This is their position? Have I got that right?
This is their position? Have I got that right?
Tina peters got a fair trial and was found guilty by a jury of her Colorado peers. She should serve her sentence just like any other citizen would have to.
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Tina peters got a fair trial and was found guilty by a jury of her Colorado peers. She should serve her sentence just like any other citizen would have to.
Brilliant. Dems need to keep Trump reacting to them (and looking like an orange overreacting wimp) three times a week until he implodes.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Brilliant. Dems need to keep Trump reacting to them (and looking like an orange overreacting wimp) three times a week until he implodes.