OZ the Wise
@ozthewise.bsky.social
Freelance distributor of worldly wisdom, vengeful sarcasm, confusing sentence fragments, clever spelling errors, and creative profanity.
All DMs will be answered…by your mom.
All DMs will be answered…by your mom.
MSNOW Chyron writer
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December 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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🏆 Great Moments in Politics 🏆
“Ich bin ein grok guy”
“Ich bin ein grok guy”
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
🏆 Great Moments in Politics 🏆
“Ich bin ein grok guy”
“Ich bin ein grok guy”
I guess republicans don’t care because they don’t need clean water or products that don’t poison them.
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I guess republicans don’t care because they don’t need clean water or products that don’t poison them.
More pins for the lower regions please.
October 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
More pins for the lower regions please.
Republicans think “A Christmas Carol” was a story about a heroic rich guy who was horribly mistreated by three woke ghosts.
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Republicans think “A Christmas Carol” was a story about a heroic rich guy who was horribly mistreated by three woke ghosts.
Republicans think “A Christmas Carol” was a story about a heroic rich guy who was horribly mistreated by three woke ghosts.
October 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Republicans think “A Christmas Carol” was a story about a heroic rich guy who was horribly mistreated by three woke ghosts.
Oscar R. Benavides
October 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oscar R. Benavides
Hegseth is giving lethal Mike TV warfighter energy
October 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Hegseth is giving lethal Mike TV warfighter energy
You shouldn’t be able to name the head of the FCC. You certainly shouldn’t be able to recite their political leanings.
And you absolutely should NEVER be able to remember when they most recently threatened to punish viewpoints and opinions the current administration doesn’t like.
And you absolutely should NEVER be able to remember when they most recently threatened to punish viewpoints and opinions the current administration doesn’t like.
September 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You shouldn’t be able to name the head of the FCC. You certainly shouldn’t be able to recite their political leanings.
And you absolutely should NEVER be able to remember when they most recently threatened to punish viewpoints and opinions the current administration doesn’t like.
And you absolutely should NEVER be able to remember when they most recently threatened to punish viewpoints and opinions the current administration doesn’t like.
What about the sartorial choices of our current president? It’s a real fascism, er…fashion statement.
September 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
What about the sartorial choices of our current president? It’s a real fascism, er…fashion statement.
I don’t think Disney cares at all about my feelings.
They care a lot about my money tho.
They care a lot about my money tho.
September 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I don’t think Disney cares at all about my feelings.
They care a lot about my money tho.
They care a lot about my money tho.
Russia is spread pretty thin atm. They might want to be careful about starting another war of choice.
Those Wagner Group guys didn’t get much resistance.
Those Wagner Group guys didn’t get much resistance.
September 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Russia is spread pretty thin atm. They might want to be careful about starting another war of choice.
Those Wagner Group guys didn’t get much resistance.
Those Wagner Group guys didn’t get much resistance.
Hey Disney & ABC
No Kimmel, no free speech…no subscription money.
(Old timey gangster voice)
Dat’s a nice profitable media conglomerate yous got there. It would be a shame if something was to…happen to it.
No Kimmel, no free speech…no subscription money.
(Old timey gangster voice)
Dat’s a nice profitable media conglomerate yous got there. It would be a shame if something was to…happen to it.
September 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Hey Disney & ABC
No Kimmel, no free speech…no subscription money.
(Old timey gangster voice)
Dat’s a nice profitable media conglomerate yous got there. It would be a shame if something was to…happen to it.
No Kimmel, no free speech…no subscription money.
(Old timey gangster voice)
Dat’s a nice profitable media conglomerate yous got there. It would be a shame if something was to…happen to it.
When someone shows you who they are…
September 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
When someone shows you who they are…
I feel safer knowing he’s going to take them out. I heard those ANTIFAs are *shudder* everywhere. 👀
September 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I feel safer knowing he’s going to take them out. I heard those ANTIFAs are *shudder* everywhere. 👀
Hey right-wing Christians.
You’ve seen all the pictures of him and Epstein. You know about his many convictions. You’ve heard from his own mouth how much he likes grabbing women by the pu**y.
If you keep supporting him at this point, guess what…
You’re.
Just.
Like.
Him.
You’ve seen all the pictures of him and Epstein. You know about his many convictions. You’ve heard from his own mouth how much he likes grabbing women by the pu**y.
If you keep supporting him at this point, guess what…
You’re.
Just.
Like.
Him.
September 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Hey right-wing Christians.
You’ve seen all the pictures of him and Epstein. You know about his many convictions. You’ve heard from his own mouth how much he likes grabbing women by the pu**y.
If you keep supporting him at this point, guess what…
You’re.
Just.
Like.
Him.
You’ve seen all the pictures of him and Epstein. You know about his many convictions. You’ve heard from his own mouth how much he likes grabbing women by the pu**y.
If you keep supporting him at this point, guess what…
You’re.
Just.
Like.
Him.
For my friends, everything.
For my enemies, the law.
For my enemies, the law.
September 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
For my friends, everything.
For my enemies, the law.
For my enemies, the law.
Seriously, has anyone even checked the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago for the Epstein files?
August 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Seriously, has anyone even checked the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago for the Epstein files?
Republicans would hate this guy for being all mean to our BFF Russia.
August 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Republicans would hate this guy for being all mean to our BFF Russia.
Good trouble. Let’s do it and then see what they say. They’re demonstrating what’s ok now.
At a minimum it might educate people about why using the National Guard this way is A) dumb and B) a bad faith political tool.
6. Wisconsin
7. Michigan
At a minimum it might educate people about why using the National Guard this way is A) dumb and B) a bad faith political tool.
6. Wisconsin
7. Michigan
August 17, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Good trouble. Let’s do it and then see what they say. They’re demonstrating what’s ok now.
At a minimum it might educate people about why using the National Guard this way is A) dumb and B) a bad faith political tool.
6. Wisconsin
7. Michigan
At a minimum it might educate people about why using the National Guard this way is A) dumb and B) a bad faith political tool.
6. Wisconsin
7. Michigan
If only there had been years of evidence, millions of voices, and a 900 page detailed written plan that could have warned us this is exactly what would happen.
August 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
If only there had been years of evidence, millions of voices, and a 900 page detailed written plan that could have warned us this is exactly what would happen.
The twisted part is the MAGA base don’t care at all that trump was obviously an enthusiastic Epstein pal, serial sex abuser etc. They’re cool with all that.
They’re big mad because they believe they were promised mass punishment of democrats they hate the most. They feel betrayed.
They’re big mad because they believe they were promised mass punishment of democrats they hate the most. They feel betrayed.
July 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The twisted part is the MAGA base don’t care at all that trump was obviously an enthusiastic Epstein pal, serial sex abuser etc. They’re cool with all that.
They’re big mad because they believe they were promised mass punishment of democrats they hate the most. They feel betrayed.
They’re big mad because they believe they were promised mass punishment of democrats they hate the most. They feel betrayed.