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Ozma, a raccoon
@ozmaracc.bsky.social
2.9K followers 6.6K following 17K posts
It's a raccoon! Married to a fox! @axylhalcyon.bsky.social
A 36yo, 18+ raccoon creechurr
I'm here, I'm queer, I write and shitpost and post porn and make art
No Republicans
Shey/sheir/sher (dykey he/him 4 queers)
Art by hearthfox.bsky.social
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She's serving candy
A Facebook marketplace listing labeled, "cunty piñata" for $20, marked down from 40. The photo is of a piñata shaped like a white girl with boobs as big as her head in a skimpy blue bikini and a mass of blonde hair made from tissue paper. She's holding a long tube covered in aluminum foil meant to resemble a stripper pole, but it has become bent in the middle.
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Wearing this on a shirt while I stand outside the big cats meet up at the furry convention
The cover of a Dr Seuss book named "I CAN LICK 30 TIGERS TODAY!"
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Chipped 19th century none China cup, my favorite vitreous pattern from 1991 for the saucer, and a cheap midcentury souvenir spoon with the decal missing
Extremely me tbh.

Sorry, I already drank the tea and ate the cookies.
A white hand holds up a stoneware saucer, white with a colorful maximalist border with many colors and patterns, faces and stars and hearts mixed in throughout. On it, rests a delicate bone China teacup with intricate green botanical decals highlighted with real gold gilding. The lip is chipped in multiple places. In it rests a cheap ornate tea spoon with silver plate.
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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My face when Gay Cock
Facebook marketplace listing for "Ugly Doll", showing a plastic 60s/70s German doll in lederhosen with his eyes closed and mouth agape
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Fuck I want this
Who's in San Antonio and can grab this for me?
A Facebook marketplace listing for "vintage enamel sign" was $10, now marked down to $8. It's enamel, with an image of a rooster in a top hat with a cane and dressed fancy. The text reads "GAY COCK"
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Congrats on 200, here's to a few thousand more!
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Found a BUTTernut squash at the farmers market
Hand holding a very large butternut squash with a simple that looks like 2 very clearly defined buttcheeks
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Going through a big box of vintage fabric and found this ancient piece, at least 19th century if not one, with real metal woven in
Such small pieces in not sure what to do with it, maybe frame?
An orange/ gold fabric with a shiny patten of woven gold colored metal threads forming flowers that have centers of red, purple, or gold.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Got this formerly wall mounted cabinet without a back. The cabinet came out of a 1903 hospital in New Braunfels, so I couldn't resist the low price tag, though, so I cut a new back and converted it on a newspaper I had from New Years 1953
A small cabinet with an open lower shelf and 2 upper shelves behind what used to be doors but are now just 2 strips of trim on hinges. It's covered in flaking yellow paint, abs the back of the upper part is lined in newspaper. A chunk of luan ply with a newspaper glued to it covered in happy new year 1953 A cartoon of baby new year in a cowboy hat trying to ride a bucking 1953. A cartoon captioned "TIME TO PULL TOGETHER!" With gifts labeled "labor","management","farmer", and "government" all pulling the rope to ring the 1953 bell.
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Goddamb my tits are fat
A cute white person in a vintage white net shirt under paint splattered overalls, through which you can clearly see heavy pink breasts. Shey smiles at you from behind brown lucite glasses, head in hand, hair green and wavy. Shey wears an art metal necklace.
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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You a good girl?
A hot white butch with their hair pinned back, tattered and patched flannel hanging open over fat heavy tits, arm up over their head. Over their pit is a patch that says, "GIRL POPPERS".
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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What if I'm tied up and post fucked in my stetson and chaps?
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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STOP
A white combination TV/ VCR on the counter with blue screen all awash in the weird waves you get when you photograph a CRT TV. In the top left corner, it says "STOP"
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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The saddle smiles, for he loves his job of being sat upon
Facebook marketplace listing for "Definitely Haunted! Large Carousel Rocking Goat, Vintage" listed for $2,500. The photo is of a 80s/90s intricately carved imported goat on rockers with a saddle, made to look antique. A photo of the rear of the saddle on the goat's back, showing a broadly smiling, very ethnic looking human face in the underside of the saddle
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Maui thinks I sew too much
A beautiful black and grey tabby cat sitting in my lap on top of my mending
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Was getting too sick to be productive or even to go work, so I spent most of the day adding more patches to this flannel my mother made me back in high school.
This latch was already used on a pair of shorts, but they got too tattered and I got too fat, so I ripped the patch off to use again.
A turquoise patch with multicolor very 80s cartoon shoes on it being stitched to a blue and white flannel
November 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Was being silly and lazy at HEB, but goodness seeing a snout in my peripheral feels good
Photo of a white queer in tattered flannel sitting in a car. Shey has a turquoise n95 on, over which shey's placed a cheap silly rubber wolf snout
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Have you seen this wife?
A body photograph of my wife's nipple
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Can you believe it's been almost 5 years on t?
A chubby white queer with big tits on tattered vintage and elastic waisted mom jeans looking side eyes at the camera in a closet A shiny white queer with no green in their hair and slight gynecomastia standing in front of a shed in a tight 70s shirt with a gold glitter spider
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Was decorating the yard for Halloween, and I spotted this tiny plastic skull on top of the dirt
A white hand holding a very dirty hard plastic skull with the very top of a crossbones underneath the jaw
October 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Here's a photo of my "nightstand"
Not pictured"my great grandparents' uranium celluloid clock and my glasses puppy.
On a mirrored shelf sits a red east German ceramic cup with resist painted hearts next to an orange iridescent carnival glass footed bowl full of condoms and dental dams and nipple pumps. The crevice between these 2 large objects contains 2 tiny handmade tarnished brass bombs surrounding a pair of rusty tin doll eyes on a weighted stem. There's a small colorful tin toy plate in front.
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Been a few days since a #jocktober post,
Here's some hole for Thursday
A bed photo of a nice thick white ass in a red jockstrap, hand holding a cheek to the side to show off a nice pink hole
October 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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It's been 19 years since Little Miss Sunshine and were all wondering, did Dwayne ever start estrogen?
A promotional image of the cast of characters from Little Miss Sunshine standing in a field of empty yellow Dwayne is the emo looking brother who loves Nieztsche and hates everyone
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Gave up on actually having a costume for work, did a sorta vaguely Halloween, vaguely vampire who was turned in the 1930s sorta vibe instead
A white queer selfie in a car, they're in a white broad collared shirt with red vines all over it, a red, white, and blue moth eaten 30s vest, and a 60s very and red windowpane tweed shortsighted with 3 buttons and a slightly narrow lapel. Their hat is a broad brim fedora, and for jewelry they're wearing a chain mesh coin purse around their neck accompanied by a necklace of red plastic beads wrapped in tiny plastic pearls. In the breast pocket of their jacket is a very flat plastic skeleton with a Picasso face.
October 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Cops called to the place I'm working and then minutes later I find a movie for sale that I've been looking for for years
A 📼 in box of Bedazzled starring Raquel Welch, Peter Cook, and Dudley Moore
October 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM