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Dorito Bandito
@ozamatazbuckshank.bsky.social
I'm here for good news and to help make people smile. I'm a nerd who loves books, videogames, houseplants, space, and the resistance.

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Forgot my password and made a new account, @vagabond333.bsky.social . I already followed some of you that I know IRL or favorite accounts.
January 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Hope is that one thing which is invaluable in small doses, and outright deadly in large ones.
November 18, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I've been listening to a lot of synthwave lately and it's probably gonna ruin my Spotify Wrapped algorithm that I've worked so hard on this year. But hey, it makes my heart beat a little slower, so there's some good coming from it.
November 17, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Reposted by Dorito Bandito
Please read!
November 16, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Demand a hand recount in Michigan, Nevada, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania. Write and call the White House, the Harris campaign, and the DOJ and demand hand recounts and audits in the states suggested here at the minimum. Now more than ever we need to make sure the results are accurate.
November 14, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by Dorito Bandito
We're going to take over this place the same way we took over threads: by building up all of you

First, hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1k, and most importantly, hit the REPOST button.

Then follow each other back. The easiest way to do so is to follow everyone who reposts.

Here's how:
November 12, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Today was a hard day, but my kid gave me a big hug and told me they'll always stay sweet and know how much they're loved. Even when I feel like I have no fight in me, I know it's important to keep on, so we can all thrive in a world we deserve, where we can all be ourselves, unapologetically.
November 13, 2024 at 7:32 AM
I used to have a tarantula named Hamster so I could say "wanna hold my hamster?" then boom, spider.

I also have chickens, two are named Cluck Norris and Gyzzyrd Skynyrd.
lol, anyone else got pets with ridiculous names?

I had a ball python named Julius Squeezer. His counterpart was Aphrobitey.
November 12, 2024 at 6:34 PM
This was definitely a very specific starter pack, but hello new followers! I think I followed everyone back so far. I'll probably do an intro post later, I'm still learning how to use this place and never twittered, so there's a curve. Hopefully I can bring at least a few smiles to faces.
NEW VERY SPECIFIC STARTER PACK!

Relocation buddies!

I think people can add themselves? I'm not sure how that works, but here's the pack!!

This is for people who either ignore, or relocate our creepy crawly neighbors :)

go.bsky.app/RYL4vKY
November 12, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Mine is either gonna be Blue October, Hozier, or Parry Gripp because the small human is obsessed.
alright for my spotify users, can you quote this and guess your top artist for this year?

mine is for sure going to be ariana grande, top .001% to be exact 😂
November 12, 2024 at 5:48 AM
My favorite human described itches as the shrimps and jellyfish in our bodies migrating through our cells. Good to know that entomology, biology or cytology (or entomological influences on cytology) could be future career paths we haven't discussed yet.
November 12, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Made the mistake of watching a movie set in the South so now the accent I've successfully kept hidden for 18 years is back. Whoops.
November 11, 2024 at 5:39 AM
That chupacabra-chihuahua hybrid has been the best part about season 2 of Arcane so far, besides Vi, for obvious reasons.
November 10, 2024 at 8:40 AM
Me when the bathroom cellar spider catches one of the many giant house spiders. RIP Hank No. 47 🕷️, ye shall be missed
November 10, 2024 at 5:43 AM
#promosky

Hello! I'm new here and looking to brighten my feed with folks who are into

- houseplants
- animal lovers
- nerdy stuff
- gaming (my favorites have been GoW, RDR2, Unravel, and Witcher 3)
- good books
- music
- nature

If this is you, let me know!
November 9, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I'm a bit of a geography nerd, spend time on Wikipedia reading about places I'll never go to, that kinda thing.

Well today I learned about the loneliest Bayou in Louisiana.

Bayou Self. 🥁
November 9, 2024 at 5:06 PM
It's a-me, Cherio
November 9, 2024 at 1:54 AM