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Oyster Wallace
@oysterwallace.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
her body turns yellow
February 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
They say the average human intestine 12 foot long. Whatchu talmbout? I'm only 5 foot 3!
January 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I saw the cross on the back of a tow truck and when I closed my eyes I had a vision of Jesus being towed away...

They say art makes you think, but also you thinking makes art...
January 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You said this would be a jury of my peers... Bitch, I don't know these people!
December 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM
December 25, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Postpartum depression? Bitch, why you depressed? You just had a silly ass baby!
November 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
I'm Just Like This Boy When I Get My Yummy Shots
January 15, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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