Oyster Wallace
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The thing everyone seems to forget about playing music is that you need to put some stank on it
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The thing everyone seems to forget about playing music is that you need to put some stank on it
Rappers today have nasty bars like
I KEEP THAT DICK ON ME
LET IT SPRAY ON YOU
WHEN IT SHIT, I PLUG THE BUTT
IT CUMS ROUNDS TOO (round two)
I KEEP THAT DICK ON ME
LET IT SPRAY ON YOU
WHEN IT SHIT, I PLUG THE BUTT
IT CUMS ROUNDS TOO (round two)
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Rappers today have nasty bars like
I KEEP THAT DICK ON ME
LET IT SPRAY ON YOU
WHEN IT SHIT, I PLUG THE BUTT
IT CUMS ROUNDS TOO (round two)
I KEEP THAT DICK ON ME
LET IT SPRAY ON YOU
WHEN IT SHIT, I PLUG THE BUTT
IT CUMS ROUNDS TOO (round two)
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I need to do more fun things before they make it all illegal
May 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I need to do more fun things before they make it all illegal
Here's my impression of going to the fucking store.
May 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Here's my impression of going to the fucking store.
"GloRilla needs to be studied," we all say in unison as we load tranquilizers and nets into a jeep
March 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"GloRilla needs to be studied," we all say in unison as we load tranquilizers and nets into a jeep
They need to make a city for people who drive
March 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
They need to make a city for people who drive
Watching the Emmy's, throwing popcorn at my TV and screaming that they snubbed Viceland's "Hamburger America."
March 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Watching the Emmy's, throwing popcorn at my TV and screaming that they snubbed Viceland's "Hamburger America."
a Chicago artist probably puts AirTags on stray dogs and charts their location on a map until they die... and ladies he's the most fuckable man on the planet
March 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
a Chicago artist probably puts AirTags on stray dogs and charts their location on a map until they die... and ladies he's the most fuckable man on the planet
Vaping a huge cloud walking into a Cava, feeling readier than I've ever felt to overcome my differences with a senior in small talk.
March 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Vaping a huge cloud walking into a Cava, feeling readier than I've ever felt to overcome my differences with a senior in small talk.
WeWork chain gang
March 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
WeWork chain gang
Why would I try to fit in with all the cool kids when I can just be a BPD rapist on my own?
March 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Why would I try to fit in with all the cool kids when I can just be a BPD rapist on my own?
"Mom, get ready to be black pilled" I say smugly as I turn the TV off of Fat Families and onto Jon Oliver.
March 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"Mom, get ready to be black pilled" I say smugly as I turn the TV off of Fat Families and onto Jon Oliver.
her body turns yellow
February 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
her body turns yellow
I am the apostate against the war Crumbl Cookie has waged on Black People.
February 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I am the apostate against the war Crumbl Cookie has waged on Black People.
White People listening to Pinback like "damn, White People cooked with this one."
February 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
White People listening to Pinback like "damn, White People cooked with this one."
They say the average human intestine 12 foot long. Whatchu talmbout? I'm only 5 foot 3!
January 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
They say the average human intestine 12 foot long. Whatchu talmbout? I'm only 5 foot 3!
I saw the cross on the back of a tow truck and when I closed my eyes I had a vision of Jesus being towed away...
They say art makes you think, but also you thinking makes art...
They say art makes you think, but also you thinking makes art...
January 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I saw the cross on the back of a tow truck and when I closed my eyes I had a vision of Jesus being towed away...
They say art makes you think, but also you thinking makes art...
They say art makes you think, but also you thinking makes art...
THE Brad Macomber? Of Nerd Knuckle effects and my favorite Boston sludge and metallic hardcore bands? The guy who's wife stopped to compliment my Phantom Glue shirt as I was walking out of a Coolidge Corner 7-11 high as fuck in high school?
THAT Brad Macomber?
THAT Brad Macomber?
If you're seeing @pile.bsky.social on tour, they have Mirror Houses for sale. These are acid etched by our very own Brad Macomber!
There's a secret third mode on there which we'll tell you about later. For now, you'll just have to check it out in person.
There's a secret third mode on there which we'll tell you about later. For now, you'll just have to check it out in person.
January 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
THE Brad Macomber? Of Nerd Knuckle effects and my favorite Boston sludge and metallic hardcore bands? The guy who's wife stopped to compliment my Phantom Glue shirt as I was walking out of a Coolidge Corner 7-11 high as fuck in high school?
THAT Brad Macomber?
THAT Brad Macomber?
Destroy Lonely? More like Destroyed Liver from drinking all that fucking lean.
January 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Destroy Lonely? More like Destroyed Liver from drinking all that fucking lean.
January 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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When life gives you felons….
January 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
When life gives you felons….