oysterstu
@oysterstu.bsky.social
i love having a little uniform that you’ll always find me in
November 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i love having a little uniform that you’ll always find me in
putting frozen veggies in my freezer and finding the flavor ice i’d forgotten that i squirreled away for myself
October 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
putting frozen veggies in my freezer and finding the flavor ice i’d forgotten that i squirreled away for myself
lift heavy weights 🙂↕️
lift heavy donuts 🙂↕️
lift heavy donuts 🙂↕️
October 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
lift heavy weights 🙂↕️
lift heavy donuts 🙂↕️
lift heavy donuts 🙂↕️
imagine hating me and i’m just over here squeezing my titties in my new big boy social club tee @ohheydj.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
imagine hating me and i’m just over here squeezing my titties in my new big boy social club tee @ohheydj.bsky.social
every queen who hopes to win snatch game in the future should be paying attention
August 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
every queen who hopes to win snatch game in the future should be paying attention
started going to the gym exactly 6 weeks ago and in the past 42 days i’ve worked out 35 times. i may still look like the stay puft marshmallow man but i definitely don’t feel like him and i just think that’s neat
August 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
started going to the gym exactly 6 weeks ago and in the past 42 days i’ve worked out 35 times. i may still look like the stay puft marshmallow man but i definitely don’t feel like him and i just think that’s neat
suddenly my childhood all makes sense
July 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
suddenly my childhood all makes sense
i’m just not meant for the heat, truly
June 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i’m just not meant for the heat, truly
close enough, happy pride!
June 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
close enough, happy pride!
this is who runs this account
June 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
this is who runs this account
to absolutely no one’s surprise, i’m headed to a farmer’s market
June 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
to absolutely no one’s surprise, i’m headed to a farmer’s market
moving to chicago in the morning, packed (and will absolutely forget something), so i took myself to dinner
June 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
moving to chicago in the morning, packed (and will absolutely forget something), so i took myself to dinner
tolkien was a freak!! i didn’t know the hobbit was actually smut
May 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
tolkien was a freak!! i didn’t know the hobbit was actually smut
coming home after 3 days of travel hell and finding not one but TWO ice cold tepaches that i’d squirreled away for myself in the fridge for when i got home
May 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
coming home after 3 days of travel hell and finding not one but TWO ice cold tepaches that i’d squirreled away for myself in the fridge for when i got home
i’m never going to financially recover from this (cannelés)
May 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i’m never going to financially recover from this (cannelés)
mag bay was truly such a delight
April 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
mag bay was truly such a delight
i mean just look at the materials
March 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i mean just look at the materials
being from florida i’ve never appreciated the sun, but im genuinely restored. healed even
March 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
being from florida i’ve never appreciated the sun, but im genuinely restored. healed even
when you’re already sad this song needs to come with a warning label because it hits so different
March 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
when you’re already sad this song needs to come with a warning label because it hits so different
tapas restaurants parading as taco restaurants count your days
March 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
tapas restaurants parading as taco restaurants count your days
gonna tell my kids this was malenia, blade of miquella
March 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
gonna tell my kids this was malenia, blade of miquella
