oysterstu
@oysterstu.bsky.social
cooking means eventually making something you think will be good and instead it’s gross AND you wasted time and ingredients and tonight was my turn. I better not see another god damned green lentil for a good long while
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
cooking means eventually making something you think will be good and instead it’s gross AND you wasted time and ingredients and tonight was my turn. I better not see another god damned green lentil for a good long while
visiting my parents and playing a game of which will drive me to the edge first: the temperature inside the house or the wifi speeds literally being 9Mbps
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
visiting my parents and playing a game of which will drive me to the edge first: the temperature inside the house or the wifi speeds literally being 9Mbps
i love having a little uniform that you’ll always find me in
November 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i love having a little uniform that you’ll always find me in
coming out as a white chocolate enjoyer
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
coming out as a white chocolate enjoyer
marry the night playing at 7am at the gym?? if you asked me before i would say i didnt believe in signs but this feels like i should rethink that
October 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
marry the night playing at 7am at the gym?? if you asked me before i would say i didnt believe in signs but this feels like i should rethink that
putting frozen veggies in my freezer and finding the flavor ice i’d forgotten that i squirreled away for myself
October 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
putting frozen veggies in my freezer and finding the flavor ice i’d forgotten that i squirreled away for myself
anyway go stream sympathy is a knife lol
October 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
anyway go stream sympathy is a knife lol
lift heavy weights 🙂↕️
lift heavy donuts 🙂↕️
lift heavy donuts 🙂↕️
October 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
lift heavy weights 🙂↕️
lift heavy donuts 🙂↕️
lift heavy donuts 🙂↕️
i moved to philly and so far have spent more time away for work than i have in the city and probably won’t have a contiguous weekend there until october??
September 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i moved to philly and so far have spent more time away for work than i have in the city and probably won’t have a contiguous weekend there until october??
imagine hating me and i’m just over here squeezing my titties in my new big boy social club tee @ohheydj.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
imagine hating me and i’m just over here squeezing my titties in my new big boy social club tee @ohheydj.bsky.social
every queen who hopes to win snatch game in the future should be paying attention
August 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
every queen who hopes to win snatch game in the future should be paying attention
started going to the gym exactly 6 weeks ago and in the past 42 days i’ve worked out 35 times. i may still look like the stay puft marshmallow man but i definitely don’t feel like him and i just think that’s neat
August 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
started going to the gym exactly 6 weeks ago and in the past 42 days i’ve worked out 35 times. i may still look like the stay puft marshmallow man but i definitely don’t feel like him and i just think that’s neat
me when i’m a cunty chess pawn
August 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
me when i’m a cunty chess pawn
sorry to be repetitive but strange new worlds is the best thing to happen to star trek in decades
August 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
sorry to be repetitive but strange new worlds is the best thing to happen to star trek in decades
dc being under martial law and realizing how close we are to a complete takeover is genuinely so insane meanwhile all of our collective republican families are like lalala haha wow monday again, totally normal, he’s cleaning up the streets, god is so good wow
August 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
dc being under martial law and realizing how close we are to a complete takeover is genuinely so insane meanwhile all of our collective republican families are like lalala haha wow monday again, totally normal, he’s cleaning up the streets, god is so good wow
got into the hotel room and it’s already set for 65??? FUCK 🗣️
July 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
got into the hotel room and it’s already set for 65??? FUCK 🗣️
no one loves a tuna melt like i do. you might like them but i like them in a different, better way
July 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
no one loves a tuna melt like i do. you might like them but i like them in a different, better way
fuck ICE and every coward “just following orders”
Since the spring, federal agents have been patrolling government buildings in New York City, waiting to arrest migrants as soon as they step out of a courtroom, regardless of the status of their case.
When ICE Agents Are Waiting Outside the Courtroom
An asylum seeker and her children face the terrifying new reality of immigration hearings.
www.newyorker.com
July 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
fuck ICE and every coward “just following orders”
people died
A year ago today, JADE released her solo debut single, “Angel Of My Dreams.”
July 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
people died
no ts madison for the finale??? oh this is about to be sideways judging
July 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
no ts madison for the finale??? oh this is about to be sideways judging
waking up this morning to find out republicans voted in the middle of the night to defund public broadcasting, rural radio, and EMERGENCY ALERTS
July 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
waking up this morning to find out republicans voted in the middle of the night to defund public broadcasting, rural radio, and EMERGENCY ALERTS
Reposted by oysterstu
Important update for those of you that backed the kickstarter campaign for the Big Boy Social Club cropped mesh jersey!
TL;DR: FILL OUT YOUR BACKER SURVEY!
🙏🏾💖😘
TL;DR: FILL OUT YOUR BACKER SURVEY!
🙏🏾💖😘
July 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Important update for those of you that backed the kickstarter campaign for the Big Boy Social Club cropped mesh jersey!
TL;DR: FILL OUT YOUR BACKER SURVEY!
🙏🏾💖😘
TL;DR: FILL OUT YOUR BACKER SURVEY!
🙏🏾💖😘
Gaga played summerboy AND aura last night??? 😭😭😭
July 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Gaga played summerboy AND aura last night??? 😭😭😭
finding out rufus wainwright’s daughter is a swifty is a special kind of injustice. your dad being a lyrical genius and then succumbing to taylor’s lyrics genuinely makes me sad!!! lol
July 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
finding out rufus wainwright’s daughter is a swifty is a special kind of injustice. your dad being a lyrical genius and then succumbing to taylor’s lyrics genuinely makes me sad!!! lol