Oxalis
@oxynomoron.bsky.social
Voracious reader, Voracious eater
They/them
I love taking pictures of birds, the moon, the food I make, and my old puppy 🐶
They/them
I love taking pictures of birds, the moon, the food I make, and my old puppy 🐶
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Remember that drone video with all the fat tigers chasing it around the enclosure? Just found out its a farm to kill the tigers and use their bones for wine and their fur to make rugs.
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Remember that drone video with all the fat tigers chasing it around the enclosure? Just found out its a farm to kill the tigers and use their bones for wine and their fur to make rugs.
God silliest clown fighting his funniest battles fit check. Call me poncho!
October 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
God silliest clown fighting his funniest battles fit check. Call me poncho!
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Reading a book and then retelling the story to my sister feels like this is what being a human is all about
September 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Reading a book and then retelling the story to my sister feels like this is what being a human is all about
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Tips For Junk Journaling https://theonion.com/tips-for-junk-journaling/
September 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tips For Junk Journaling https://theonion.com/tips-for-junk-journaling/
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People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders.
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders.
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: In Defense Of Mass Censorship https://theonion.com/in-defense-of-mass-censorship-1848673776/
September 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: In Defense Of Mass Censorship https://theonion.com/in-defense-of-mass-censorship-1848673776/
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Nation Grateful To GOP For Protecting It From TV
Nation Grateful To GOP For Protecting It From TV
WASHINGTON—Thanking the government for defending the public from the terrifying screen in their homes, the American people confirmed Thursday that they were grateful to Republicans for protecting them...
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September 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Nation Grateful To GOP For Protecting It From TV
I dont get it man. I went under the awning and it's still raining. I did what I was supposed to. It's not fair.
September 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I dont get it man. I went under the awning and it's still raining. I did what I was supposed to. It's not fair.
The fun part about working a night schedule is that everyone is asleep so you can spam text your friends your night ravings and in the morning they get to read it like the morning paper
The unfun part about working a night schedule is the voices
The unfun part about working a night schedule is the voices
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The fun part about working a night schedule is that everyone is asleep so you can spam text your friends your night ravings and in the morning they get to read it like the morning paper
The unfun part about working a night schedule is the voices
The unfun part about working a night schedule is the voices
I need to get to the bottom of a bottle of mood stabilizers
September 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I need to get to the bottom of a bottle of mood stabilizers
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Dont ask me what games I'm playing the answer is none of them dont ask me what books im reading the answer is We The People 15th edition my head hurts my back hurts and I love academia and I miss my friends
September 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Dont ask me what games I'm playing the answer is none of them dont ask me what books im reading the answer is We The People 15th edition my head hurts my back hurts and I love academia and I miss my friends
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女の子塗ってるとき「ン〜♡」
男塗ってる時「ｵﾗｧｯ!!!!!」
男塗ってる時「ｵﾗｧｯ!!!!!」
September 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
女の子塗ってるとき「ン〜♡」
男塗ってる時「ｵﾗｧｯ!!!!!」
男塗ってる時「ｵﾗｧｯ!!!!!」
Can...okami 2 also be 20 dollars?
September 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Can...okami 2 also be 20 dollars?
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Trying to get a promotion at my job. The prospect of getting a raise is exciting, the prospect of moving from 2nd to 3rd shift is...not.
But as fate proves time and time again I can do anything in the name of a paycheck! As long as it doesnt...kill me.
But as fate proves time and time again I can do anything in the name of a paycheck! As long as it doesnt...kill me.
September 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Trying to get a promotion at my job. The prospect of getting a raise is exciting, the prospect of moving from 2nd to 3rd shift is...not.
But as fate proves time and time again I can do anything in the name of a paycheck! As long as it doesnt...kill me.
But as fate proves time and time again I can do anything in the name of a paycheck! As long as it doesnt...kill me.
I need to remember when the new zootopia movie drops so I can stay the fuck away from the internet for the next 6 months.
Everytime I see that fucking horse mayor its like hearing a tornado siren go off in the far distances of my mind that slowly gets louder and closer
Everytime I see that fucking horse mayor its like hearing a tornado siren go off in the far distances of my mind that slowly gets louder and closer
August 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I need to remember when the new zootopia movie drops so I can stay the fuck away from the internet for the next 6 months.
Everytime I see that fucking horse mayor its like hearing a tornado siren go off in the far distances of my mind that slowly gets louder and closer
Everytime I see that fucking horse mayor its like hearing a tornado siren go off in the far distances of my mind that slowly gets louder and closer
Why not victra? Darrow ill fuck your scrawny ass up you have such shitty taste in women no i will not elaborate im pissed off victra better get hers before I finish this book because if she dies and you have her play second fiddle AGAIN ill fucking kill you darrow.
#booksky
#booksky
August 31, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Why not victra? Darrow ill fuck your scrawny ass up you have such shitty taste in women no i will not elaborate im pissed off victra better get hers before I finish this book because if she dies and you have her play second fiddle AGAIN ill fucking kill you darrow.
#booksky
#booksky
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Study Finds U.S. Employees Waste 2 Million Hours Annually Spending Time With Friends, Family https://theonion.com/study-finds-u-s-employees-waste-2-million-hours-annual-1850708700/
August 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Study Finds U.S. Employees Waste 2 Million Hours Annually Spending Time With Friends, Family https://theonion.com/study-finds-u-s-employees-waste-2-million-hours-annual-1850708700/
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This thought is coming a year late but Virginia had a lot of fucking nerve to sing the Reaping song during the institute games didnt she? Like she had no clue what the song was or meant—but she did!
#booksky
#booksky
August 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This thought is coming a year late but Virginia had a lot of fucking nerve to sing the Reaping song during the institute games didnt she? Like she had no clue what the song was or meant—but she did!
#booksky
#booksky