crazy what counts as a slim jean these days. back in my day slim meant you could maybe fit one finger in next to your ankle if you’re lucky
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 AM
crazy what counts as a slim jean these days. back in my day slim meant you could maybe fit one finger in next to your ankle if you’re lucky
the bear season 5: carmy has to sell one of his $300 white t-shirts on depop to keep the restaurant open
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the bear season 5: carmy has to sell one of his $300 white t-shirts on depop to keep the restaurant open
got a compliment on the lawn from another dad on the street
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
got a compliment on the lawn from another dad on the street
dear jesus we ask that my dog do not drink his body weight in water after he’s inside for the night and then wake me up at 3am to go outside in jesus name we pray
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
dear jesus we ask that my dog do not drink his body weight in water after he’s inside for the night and then wake me up at 3am to go outside in jesus name we pray
there is nothing more obscene in modern culture than the concept of a “gaming” “chair”
August 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
there is nothing more obscene in modern culture than the concept of a “gaming” “chair”
i have no butt and i must scream
July 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i have no butt and i must scream
What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
July 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
she knows just what it takes to make some robux
she’s got bette davis eyes
she’s got bette davis eyes
July 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
she knows just what it takes to make some robux
she’s got bette davis eyes
she’s got bette davis eyes
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need to renew my passport and I really do not want to be confronted with the direct comparison of my mugshot from 10 years ago to today
July 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
need to renew my passport and I really do not want to be confronted with the direct comparison of my mugshot from 10 years ago to today
no fan mail after the 20th of october
June 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
no fan mail after the 20th of october
total number of bazinga t-shirts i have seen in germany: 2
June 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
total number of bazinga t-shirts i have seen in germany: 2
whatever is going on in my mygov inbox is frankly none of my business
May 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
whatever is going on in my mygov inbox is frankly none of my business
(doing home networking)
i trace the cord back to the wall
no wonder it was never plugged in at all
i trace the cord back to the wall
no wonder it was never plugged in at all
April 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
(doing home networking)
i trace the cord back to the wall
no wonder it was never plugged in at all
i trace the cord back to the wall
no wonder it was never plugged in at all
IT’S CONCLAVE TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
April 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
IT’S CONCLAVE TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
when it’s been raining and the telegraph pole makes that sizzling sound i bet that feels good
March 21, 2025 at 6:40 AM
when it’s been raining and the telegraph pole makes that sizzling sound i bet that feels good
checking out the oscar pistorius at grill’d
March 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
checking out the oscar pistorius at grill’d
all i’m saying is that if i had been in that wuhan wet market it wouldn’t have went down like it did
February 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
all i’m saying is that if i had been in that wuhan wet market it wouldn’t have went down like it did
i lived it: the youtube algorithm figured out my secret shame is liking dream theatre
February 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
i lived it: the youtube algorithm figured out my secret shame is liking dream theatre
there is no greater thrill than seeing two of your parasocial relationships interact on the internet
February 23, 2025 at 7:29 AM
there is no greater thrill than seeing two of your parasocial relationships interact on the internet
i just witnessed a man clean his hands by violently dunking them into the water for cleaning windshields at the petrol station…
February 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i just witnessed a man clean his hands by violently dunking them into the water for cleaning windshields at the petrol station…
remember when the internet was good
February 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
remember when the internet was good
mum says it’s my turn to use the threek
January 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
mum says it’s my turn to use the threek