The things i hate the most are splinters
They really get under my skin

God, I miss cocaine

Honestly heartwarming that Valve was so salted to read mastercard’s weasel-ass statement that they overcame their classic non-interference paralysis and made a statement of their own. Seriously. My dad can beat up your dad.

So, what're you? 3 yrs old? I'm not here to be funny, fucktard, i'm here to continue shitting on your peasant ass, don't you get the fuckin' picture yet? 🤣🤣🤣 real slow learner you are

I’m open to new experiences as long as they’re familiar and don’t involve leaving the house

Stop calling them 'tweets' already. You're embarrassing yourself. They're called "bluejaculations" here