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An Owl Exterminator
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I'm just here for the lulz
Important update! After almost two years of being catless... We have a kitten!!! Meet Obsidian Sidian Sid Piglin Dinosaur. No one agrees on the name but we are in LOVE.
August 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Of course the DOE reneged on the deal. Because of course. I hate these mfers so much.
May 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Con: Going up to Maryland because your parent was admitted to the hospital.
Pro: GrubHub options are freakin endless here
May 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Going back to my roots...
April 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Well this is profoundly incorrect
March 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I heard there was a big sports ball game yesterday, but we decided to watch Wicked and build this piranha plant together instead. Such a relaxing and soothing day after a stressful week. I named my plant Seymour. Asher hates that name, but soon he will understand that Mommy is just very clever.
February 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I am usually good at remembering important dates in life but this one I pushed out of my brain for 11 years. I was grateful I had the choice to have an abortion, but I grieved and still grieve this child. They would be 14 now
February 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
If you haven't hopped off X yet, this is your sign
February 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM