Anna Turner
@owlseatmice.bsky.social
Walking study in Demonology | The Official Reptile of Massachusetts | She likes dogs, she must be a good person
The category is "WhatsApp messages from my sister that sound like Sylvia Plath/ Shirley Jackson novels"
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The category is "WhatsApp messages from my sister that sound like Sylvia Plath/ Shirley Jackson novels"
"it seems you have no choice but to bury that five, surely going bust in the process, Mr Bond. Perhaps you should have taken a treat whilst you had the opportunity."
October 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
"it seems you have no choice but to bury that five, surely going bust in the process, Mr Bond. Perhaps you should have taken a treat whilst you had the opportunity."
What I actually need is for them to have 'Spots' at the casino
October 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
What I actually need is for them to have 'Spots' at the casino
Just sat here imagining explaining this to Carl Jung.
September 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Just sat here imagining explaining this to Carl Jung.
Evelyn Waugh quotes that sound like Lana Del Rey song titles.
September 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Evelyn Waugh quotes that sound like Lana Del Rey song titles.
My mother just told me a story that made me laugh so hard I threw up a bit.
September 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My mother just told me a story that made me laugh so hard I threw up a bit.
Dropping this piece of family lore on someone after 8 years of friendship is insane
May 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Dropping this piece of family lore on someone after 8 years of friendship is insane
We regret to say she's writing papist prose poems in her notes apps
May 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
We regret to say she's writing papist prose poems in her notes apps
To which I had already posted 😭
October 29, 2023 at 5:16 PM
To which I had already posted 😭
When you find a new subreddit and immediately hit filter by "most controversial" "all time"
October 4, 2023 at 5:23 PM
When you find a new subreddit and immediately hit filter by "most controversial" "all time"
The group of Leeds Uni lads on this train discussing which one of them has the best chances of pulling their non-binary pal:
August 23, 2023 at 10:24 PM
The group of Leeds Uni lads on this train discussing which one of them has the best chances of pulling their non-binary pal:
Gone off that shit that had the Norse raiding villages naked and writing the Poetic Edda
August 10, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Gone off that shit that had the Norse raiding villages naked and writing the Poetic Edda
What that Kingussie do? 🤔
August 10, 2023 at 3:09 PM
What that Kingussie do? 🤔
Obsessed with this review of a club in the middle of nowhere. Two stars.
August 9, 2023 at 7:17 PM
Obsessed with this review of a club in the middle of nowhere. Two stars.
"you look like a female fighting game character"
And that is how G-d intended I celebrate Pride weekend.
And that is how G-d intended I celebrate Pride weekend.
August 6, 2023 at 9:52 AM
"you look like a female fighting game character"
And that is how G-d intended I celebrate Pride weekend.
And that is how G-d intended I celebrate Pride weekend.
Harry Willock didn't have to go that hard with the 1970 Chocky cover, but I personally feel he did it for me.
August 5, 2023 at 11:07 AM
Harry Willock didn't have to go that hard with the 1970 Chocky cover, but I personally feel he did it for me.
The only thing the establishment truly fears
August 5, 2023 at 10:45 AM
The only thing the establishment truly fears
The phonecall's going to start "you know, I was watching Loose Women ..."
July 26, 2023 at 9:20 PM
The phonecall's going to start "you know, I was watching Loose Women ..."
🗣️ SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT 🗣️
July 25, 2023 at 4:57 PM
🗣️ SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT 🗣️
Hooting and hollering at Elizabeth Smart writing these diary entries back to back. Everyone should get one free pass a month to smoke a cig at the library.
July 25, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Hooting and hollering at Elizabeth Smart writing these diary entries back to back. Everyone should get one free pass a month to smoke a cig at the library.
GIRL SOUP, Edward Matthew Hale (1894)
July 24, 2023 at 7:04 PM
GIRL SOUP, Edward Matthew Hale (1894)
Entrance to my gym is also the lobby of a cinema. Wading through a sea of Barbenhiemer fits, weeks in the making, lookin like a sweaty George Costanza 🤙
July 24, 2023 at 6:47 PM
Entrance to my gym is also the lobby of a cinema. Wading through a sea of Barbenhiemer fits, weeks in the making, lookin like a sweaty George Costanza 🤙