Anna Turner
@owlseatmice.bsky.social
Walking study in Demonology | The Official Reptile of Massachusetts | She likes dogs, she must be a good person
The category is "WhatsApp messages from my sister that sound like Sylvia Plath/ Shirley Jackson novels"
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The category is "WhatsApp messages from my sister that sound like Sylvia Plath/ Shirley Jackson novels"
Thinking about the time I was giving directions to a guy who appeared to be doing the Otley Run solo, and realising in hindsight that he was wearing an Akira costume. G-d speed, hope you found Old Bar you big weirdo.
October 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Thinking about the time I was giving directions to a guy who appeared to be doing the Otley Run solo, and realising in hindsight that he was wearing an Akira costume. G-d speed, hope you found Old Bar you big weirdo.
Sex is great, but have you ever gotten killed early in Blood on the Clocktower because "you're smart and I just wanted you gone"?
October 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sex is great, but have you ever gotten killed early in Blood on the Clocktower because "you're smart and I just wanted you gone"?
Tears budding in my boyfriend's eyes as he says "that's the most alive and free I've seen you. It was beautiful." Mind you he's talking about the time I was riding a Lime scooter drunk around Marseille.
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Tears budding in my boyfriend's eyes as he says "that's the most alive and free I've seen you. It was beautiful." Mind you he's talking about the time I was riding a Lime scooter drunk around Marseille.
Jealous of the parallel, offline world my boyfriend lives in. I'm in bed watching short form vidoes, and he comes in like "just seen our neighbour Rob, he gave me a bottle of his homebrew wine and we went to his basement to check out his brewing set up, and I hung out with his new puppy for a bit."
October 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Jealous of the parallel, offline world my boyfriend lives in. I'm in bed watching short form vidoes, and he comes in like "just seen our neighbour Rob, he gave me a bottle of his homebrew wine and we went to his basement to check out his brewing set up, and I hung out with his new puppy for a bit."
Drinking game where you go to a random celebrity's Wikipedia page and everyone has to guess what's in the "controversy" section.
October 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Drinking game where you go to a random celebrity's Wikipedia page and everyone has to guess what's in the "controversy" section.
Trying to convince my boyfriend to go to the casino by saying "it's sort of like a boardgame cafe"
October 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Trying to convince my boyfriend to go to the casino by saying "it's sort of like a boardgame cafe"
Melancholy for the days when I was young and pretty enough that DJs would play my requests even when they were objectively a terrible idea.
October 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Melancholy for the days when I was young and pretty enough that DJs would play my requests even when they were objectively a terrible idea.
Using a thesaurus to get closer and closer to the word you know you're thinking of feels like chasing a man through the woods.
October 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Using a thesaurus to get closer and closer to the word you know you're thinking of feels like chasing a man through the woods.
Saw some graffiti that said 'the rich feed the poor' and was like 🤔
Missed the bit at the top that said 'tax'
Missed the bit at the top that said 'tax'
September 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Saw some graffiti that said 'the rich feed the poor' and was like 🤔
Missed the bit at the top that said 'tax'
Missed the bit at the top that said 'tax'
Boyfriend has invented a nemesis he calls "Hidden Gemma", an influencer who posts about all your favourite spots and makes them suddenly overrun with people. Can't get a walk-in on a random Tuesday anymore because they're fully booked? Hidden Gemma's been posting again!
September 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Boyfriend has invented a nemesis he calls "Hidden Gemma", an influencer who posts about all your favourite spots and makes them suddenly overrun with people. Can't get a walk-in on a random Tuesday anymore because they're fully booked? Hidden Gemma's been posting again!
Just sat here imagining explaining this to Carl Jung.
September 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Just sat here imagining explaining this to Carl Jung.
Evelyn Waugh quotes that sound like Lana Del Rey song titles.
September 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Evelyn Waugh quotes that sound like Lana Del Rey song titles.
Boyfriend serving up the fruit cheong he's been fermenting for weeks -
Me: mmm, it's like hot squash!
Him: Yes, but it took two weeks and cost more money 😊
If that isn't every hobby in a nutshell.
Me: mmm, it's like hot squash!
Him: Yes, but it took two weeks and cost more money 😊
If that isn't every hobby in a nutshell.
September 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Boyfriend serving up the fruit cheong he's been fermenting for weeks -
Me: mmm, it's like hot squash!
Him: Yes, but it took two weeks and cost more money 😊
If that isn't every hobby in a nutshell.
Me: mmm, it's like hot squash!
Him: Yes, but it took two weeks and cost more money 😊
If that isn't every hobby in a nutshell.
My mother just told me a story that made me laugh so hard I threw up a bit.
September 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My mother just told me a story that made me laugh so hard I threw up a bit.
Zoned out of and then back into a conversation right as someone said "like Love Island but they make them do what happens in The Lobster"
July 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Zoned out of and then back into a conversation right as someone said "like Love Island but they make them do what happens in The Lobster"
Shout out to whoever came up with "[sic]". A generational talent in the field of pettiness.
June 12, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Shout out to whoever came up with "[sic]". A generational talent in the field of pettiness.
Had the absolute delight of playing Blood on the Clocktower with a theatre group, and hearing it explained as "imagine we're improvising The Crucible."
May 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Had the absolute delight of playing Blood on the Clocktower with a theatre group, and hearing it explained as "imagine we're improvising The Crucible."
Dropping this piece of family lore on someone after 8 years of friendship is insane
May 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Dropping this piece of family lore on someone after 8 years of friendship is insane
We regret to say she's writing papist prose poems in her notes apps
May 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
We regret to say she's writing papist prose poems in her notes apps
Never do I feel more in touch with my ancestors than when I allow myself to sit down to peel potatoes.
May 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Never do I feel more in touch with my ancestors than when I allow myself to sit down to peel potatoes.
The three jobs that exist now are excel, emails, and canva
November 15, 2023 at 10:33 PM
The three jobs that exist now are excel, emails, and canva
Those weapons forged against me do in fact be prospering sometimes
November 15, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Those weapons forged against me do in fact be prospering sometimes
Drunkenly started a conversation about "What's the worst book you've ever pretended to like to impress a guy?" and woke up added to a WhatsApp group chat called "Literature Girlies"
October 29, 2023 at 5:14 PM
Drunkenly started a conversation about "What's the worst book you've ever pretended to like to impress a guy?" and woke up added to a WhatsApp group chat called "Literature Girlies"