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Anna Turner
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Walking study in Demonology | The Official Reptile of Massachusetts | She likes dogs, she must be a good person
The category is "WhatsApp messages from my sister that sound like Sylvia Plath/ Shirley Jackson novels"
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The veil is thin
October 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Thinking about the time I was giving directions to a guy who appeared to be doing the Otley Run solo, and realising in hindsight that he was wearing an Akira costume. G-d speed, hope you found Old Bar you big weirdo.
October 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sex is great, but have you ever gotten killed early in Blood on the Clocktower because "you're smart and I just wanted you gone"?
October 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Tears budding in my boyfriend's eyes as he says "that's the most alive and free I've seen you. It was beautiful." Mind you he's talking about the time I was riding a Lime scooter drunk around Marseille.
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Jealous of the parallel, offline world my boyfriend lives in. I'm in bed watching short form vidoes, and he comes in like "just seen our neighbour Rob, he gave me a bottle of his homebrew wine and we went to his basement to check out his brewing set up, and I hung out with his new puppy for a bit."
October 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Drinking game where you go to a random celebrity's Wikipedia page and everyone has to guess what's in the "controversy" section.
October 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Trying to convince my boyfriend to go to the casino by saying "it's sort of like a boardgame cafe"
October 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Melancholy for the days when I was young and pretty enough that DJs would play my requests even when they were objectively a terrible idea.
October 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Using a thesaurus to get closer and closer to the word you know you're thinking of feels like chasing a man through the woods.
October 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Saw some graffiti that said 'the rich feed the poor' and was like 🤔

Missed the bit at the top that said 'tax'
September 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Boyfriend has invented a nemesis he calls "Hidden Gemma", an influencer who posts about all your favourite spots and makes them suddenly overrun with people. Can't get a walk-in on a random Tuesday anymore because they're fully booked? Hidden Gemma's been posting again!
September 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Just sat here imagining explaining this to Carl Jung.
September 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Evelyn Waugh quotes that sound like Lana Del Rey song titles.
September 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Boyfriend serving up the fruit cheong he's been fermenting for weeks -
Me: mmm, it's like hot squash!
Him: Yes, but it took two weeks and cost more money 😊

If that isn't every hobby in a nutshell.
September 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My mother just told me a story that made me laugh so hard I threw up a bit.
September 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Zoned out of and then back into a conversation right as someone said "like Love Island but they make them do what happens in The Lobster"
July 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Shout out to whoever came up with "[sic]". A generational talent in the field of pettiness.
June 12, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Had the absolute delight of playing Blood on the Clocktower with a theatre group, and hearing it explained as "imagine we're improvising The Crucible."
May 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Dropping this piece of family lore on someone after 8 years of friendship is insane
May 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
We regret to say she's writing papist prose poems in her notes apps
May 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Never do I feel more in touch with my ancestors than when I allow myself to sit down to peel potatoes.
May 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The three jobs that exist now are excel, emails, and canva
November 15, 2023 at 10:33 PM
Those weapons forged against me do in fact be prospering sometimes
November 15, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Drunkenly started a conversation about "What's the worst book you've ever pretended to like to impress a guy?" and woke up added to a WhatsApp group chat called "Literature Girlies"
October 29, 2023 at 5:14 PM