Ballass McGillicuddy
@owistubbedmytoe.bsky.social
She king on my gizzard til I lizard wizard
(Everything I post is satire)
^^lets see if that keeps me from getting a knock at the door
(Everything I post is satire)
^^lets see if that keeps me from getting a knock at the door
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Horus Poopercal
Hello funny BlueSky people. Through a series of visits to the oracle and schizophrenic dreams I have deduced the game plan for the current Trump Regime and the rest of the GOP.
October 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hello funny BlueSky people. Through a series of visits to the oracle and schizophrenic dreams I have deduced the game plan for the current Trump Regime and the rest of the GOP.
Clicked a #twitter / #x link and went to the homepage on accident:
Immediately saw someone inciting a race war
Lies about the EU deal, we’ve officially lost the reality war on they btw, apparently hire prices on goods is a win
Abject non-understanding of trans folks
Lies about windmills???
Immediately saw someone inciting a race war
Lies about the EU deal, we’ve officially lost the reality war on they btw, apparently hire prices on goods is a win
Abject non-understanding of trans folks
Lies about windmills???
July 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The fun part is: this is going to work.
He said it was like all the other “hoaxes”
He used all the keywords.
At LEAST more than half of his base are going to fall in line and do the leg work of defending him because god emperor Trump said it was fake.
He said it was like all the other “hoaxes”
He used all the keywords.
At LEAST more than half of his base are going to fall in line and do the leg work of defending him because god emperor Trump said it was fake.
"the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax"
Trump also says "my PAST supporters have bought into this 'bullshit,' hook, line, and sinker."
Trump also says "my PAST supporters have bought into this 'bullshit,' hook, line, and sinker."
July 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The fun part is: this is going to work.
He said it was like all the other “hoaxes”
He used all the keywords.
At LEAST more than half of his base are going to fall in line and do the leg work of defending him because god emperor Trump said it was fake.
He said it was like all the other “hoaxes”
He used all the keywords.
At LEAST more than half of his base are going to fall in line and do the leg work of defending him because god emperor Trump said it was fake.
I hope all of these fools know they are below me in all aspects. I speak Chinese better than they can say their own mother’s name. I know Hanzi better than they know the lines of their palms.
(This is a joke I am not good at Chinese I just need to share my top spot so I feel accomplished)
(This is a joke I am not good at Chinese I just need to share my top spot so I feel accomplished)
June 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I hope all of these fools know they are below me in all aspects. I speak Chinese better than they can say their own mother’s name. I know Hanzi better than they know the lines of their palms.
(This is a joke I am not good at Chinese I just need to share my top spot so I feel accomplished)
(This is a joke I am not good at Chinese I just need to share my top spot so I feel accomplished)
NOO I DONT WANNA DO HANZI PRACTICE DONT MAKE ME PLEASE GOD
June 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
NOO I DONT WANNA DO HANZI PRACTICE DONT MAKE ME PLEASE GOD
Hedging my bets by learning Mandarin because I think the PRC is going to benefit most from the balkanization of the US.
我是米饭
我是米饭
June 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Hedging my bets by learning Mandarin because I think the PRC is going to benefit most from the balkanization of the US.
我是米饭
我是米饭
Conservatism is a joke. Imagine thinking “the way things are should not change. We shouldn’t advance socially anymore”
If conservatives won throughout history, we’d still think the sun revolved around the earth and would be writing with charcoal ink on papyrus.
If conservatives won throughout history, we’d still think the sun revolved around the earth and would be writing with charcoal ink on papyrus.
June 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Conservatism is a joke. Imagine thinking “the way things are should not change. We shouldn’t advance socially anymore”
If conservatives won throughout history, we’d still think the sun revolved around the earth and would be writing with charcoal ink on papyrus.
If conservatives won throughout history, we’d still think the sun revolved around the earth and would be writing with charcoal ink on papyrus.
The US Government in 4 Months:
Nothing Happened in Times Square on June 15th!
Nothing Happened in Times Square on June 15th!
June 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The US Government in 4 Months:
Nothing Happened in Times Square on June 15th!
Nothing Happened in Times Square on June 15th!
Oh hey look fascism
June 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Oh hey look fascism
This just in: The Military is cracking down on political dissent, leading to more instability and tension. But you still have to go to work.
More at 5.
More at 5.
June 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This just in: The Military is cracking down on political dissent, leading to more instability and tension. But you still have to go to work.
More at 5.
More at 5.
Henry David Thoreau was right. Fuck this shit I’m going to the woods and I’m gonna build a cabin.
But im gonna stay instead of dipping 2 years in like a pussy.
But im gonna stay instead of dipping 2 years in like a pussy.
May 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Henry David Thoreau was right. Fuck this shit I’m going to the woods and I’m gonna build a cabin.
But im gonna stay instead of dipping 2 years in like a pussy.
But im gonna stay instead of dipping 2 years in like a pussy.
Call me the ASPCA the way I’m bout to house a couple dogs
May 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Call me the ASPCA the way I’m bout to house a couple dogs
Reposted by Ballass McGillicuddy
We have now arrived at the "arresting judges" level of fascism.
April 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
We have now arrived at the "arresting judges" level of fascism.
Pretty crazy how the line of succession is ALL republicans. And the one “not republican” is Mr. Brain Worm Eugenics
April 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Pretty crazy how the line of succession is ALL republicans. And the one “not republican” is Mr. Brain Worm Eugenics
Reposted by Ballass McGillicuddy
April 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Alright I’m a furry. Happy now? Gonna take me out back and give my parietal lobe a dusting of 00-Buck?
April 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Alright I’m a furry. Happy now? Gonna take me out back and give my parietal lobe a dusting of 00-Buck?
I for one can’t wait for the Balkanization of the United States
April 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I for one can’t wait for the Balkanization of the United States
The GOP needed to wait for most of the WW2 vets to be dead before they started the plunge into fascism because if they didn’t , they’d all be drug out into the street and shot.
April 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The GOP needed to wait for most of the WW2 vets to be dead before they started the plunge into fascism because if they didn’t , they’d all be drug out into the street and shot.
Everything is a psyop now.
App doesn’t work like it used to? Psyop.
Notice subtitles leave out certain words? Psyop.
Taco Bell luxe box being $7 still when everything else on the menu is ridiculously expensive? Psyop.
The government wants your fucking brain.
OooooOoooOooOooooOooooOoooooOoo
App doesn’t work like it used to? Psyop.
Notice subtitles leave out certain words? Psyop.
Taco Bell luxe box being $7 still when everything else on the menu is ridiculously expensive? Psyop.
The government wants your fucking brain.
OooooOoooOooOooooOooooOoooooOoo
April 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Everything is a psyop now.
App doesn’t work like it used to? Psyop.
Notice subtitles leave out certain words? Psyop.
Taco Bell luxe box being $7 still when everything else on the menu is ridiculously expensive? Psyop.
The government wants your fucking brain.
OooooOoooOooOooooOooooOoooooOoo
App doesn’t work like it used to? Psyop.
Notice subtitles leave out certain words? Psyop.
Taco Bell luxe box being $7 still when everything else on the menu is ridiculously expensive? Psyop.
The government wants your fucking brain.
OooooOoooOooOooooOooooOoooooOoo
Really awesome to see my town come out and protest.
Met a lot of cool people. Passed out waters. Shouted and wooped. Held a sign. Pretty sick stuff.
Met a lot of cool people. Passed out waters. Shouted and wooped. Held a sign. Pretty sick stuff.
April 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Really awesome to see my town come out and protest.
Met a lot of cool people. Passed out waters. Shouted and wooped. Held a sign. Pretty sick stuff.
Met a lot of cool people. Passed out waters. Shouted and wooped. Held a sign. Pretty sick stuff.
Dr. Bronner wasn’t fucking around. I feel like I just squeezed a camel crush between my asscheeks.
March 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Dr. Bronner wasn’t fucking around. I feel like I just squeezed a camel crush between my asscheeks.
Has anyone looked at threads? It’s literally a nightmare. It’s half bots.
March 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Has anyone looked at threads? It’s literally a nightmare. It’s half bots.
Billionaires should be drug out into the street and shot.
Fuck the election thing. Elon should have been clapped back in January
Fuck the election thing. Elon should have been clapped back in January
March 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Billionaires should be drug out into the street and shot.
Fuck the election thing. Elon should have been clapped back in January
Fuck the election thing. Elon should have been clapped back in January
See how they are moving the conversation to “this guy is critical of Trump, so he’s bad and we shouldn’t listen to him”
Wow — Mike Waltz on Fox News suggests Jeffrey Goldberg somehow schemed his way into the Signal group instead of just being invited by accident
March 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
See how they are moving the conversation to “this guy is critical of Trump, so he’s bad and we shouldn’t listen to him”
JD “Inshallah We Will Win” Vance
it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other
March 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
JD “Inshallah We Will Win” Vance