Owen Pannas
@owenpannas.bsky.social
Disavowable burner account. Writer. Even worse stand up. Keen heckler.
Twat extraordinaire.
Twat extraordinaire.
Anything would look huge in those tiny hands.
a woman in a yellow dress is making a funny face with her hands on her face .
ALT: a woman in a yellow dress is making a funny face with her hands on her face .
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December 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Anything would look huge in those tiny hands.
Pretty bleak
a man in a suit and tie with glasses on
Alt: Bleak Carrington
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December 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Pretty bleak
Which one were you?
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Which one were you?
Put him in a kennel to sleep.
The dog can stay.
The dog can stay.
December 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Put him in a kennel to sleep.
The dog can stay.
The dog can stay.
Was her BJ technique better then?
Dodged a bullet.
Dodged a bullet.
December 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Was her BJ technique better then?
Dodged a bullet.
Dodged a bullet.
Not a patch on boil potato, bake potato, or fry potato.
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Not a patch on boil potato, bake potato, or fry potato.
I’m hoping your toilet cakes are unrelated to urinal cakes. Ick.
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I’m hoping your toilet cakes are unrelated to urinal cakes. Ick.
So by that measure “If you buy yourself a chocolate-themed advent calendar, you have an eating problem” right?
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
So by that measure “If you buy yourself a chocolate-themed advent calendar, you have an eating problem” right?
Maybe a little insulted, Sharon?
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Maybe a little insulted, Sharon?
This would just encourage larger and larger salaries by way of insurance. Much better to forego fines and go all-in on prison sentences in general prisons. None of this minimum-security home release claptrap.
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This would just encourage larger and larger salaries by way of insurance. Much better to forego fines and go all-in on prison sentences in general prisons. None of this minimum-security home release claptrap.
Just wipe the tabletop down with soapy water.
No need to get a massive dishwasher for it. Such extravagance.
No need to get a massive dishwasher for it. Such extravagance.
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Just wipe the tabletop down with soapy water.
No need to get a massive dishwasher for it. Such extravagance.
No need to get a massive dishwasher for it. Such extravagance.
Poached eggatarians rejoice! You can finally use that dishwasher.
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Poached eggatarians rejoice! You can finally use that dishwasher.
Incredible. Medieval camouflage deserves much more credit than it gets.
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Incredible. Medieval camouflage deserves much more credit than it gets.
ISPF Rexx & CLIST were ace, and the ISPF/PDF editor still reigns supreme. Kids today have absolutely no idea.
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
ISPF Rexx & CLIST were ace, and the ISPF/PDF editor still reigns supreme. Kids today have absolutely no idea.
I know two; Mushroom Man and Stormy Daniels.
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I know two; Mushroom Man and Stormy Daniels.
Ivan von Morrisons.
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ivan von Morrisons.
Keen dog walkers, up by the public toilets, at the far end of the car park where the light’s out.
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Keen dog walkers, up by the public toilets, at the far end of the car park where the light’s out.
Sling ‘em in a tree in the park like every other fucker does.
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Sling ‘em in a tree in the park like every other fucker does.
Philip’s Lady Shave.
Quite the trilogy.
Quite the trilogy.
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Philip’s Lady Shave.
Quite the trilogy.
Quite the trilogy.