Owen Pannas
@owenpannas.bsky.social
Disavowable burner account. Writer. Even worse stand up. Keen heckler.
Twat extraordinaire.
Twat extraordinaire.
Which one were you?
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Which one were you?
You are David Mitchell and I claim my £5.
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You are David Mitchell and I claim my £5.
* compliment
If you think instant and pods are bad, try some Camp “coffee” the foulest concoction ever devised. Perfect for when your MIL pops around.
If you think instant and pods are bad, try some Camp “coffee” the foulest concoction ever devised. Perfect for when your MIL pops around.
November 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
* compliment
If you think instant and pods are bad, try some Camp “coffee” the foulest concoction ever devised. Perfect for when your MIL pops around.
If you think instant and pods are bad, try some Camp “coffee” the foulest concoction ever devised. Perfect for when your MIL pops around.
“Work marketing for a company that's big enough it doesn't really matter.”
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“Work marketing for a company that's big enough it doesn't really matter.”
You’re drunk, go home.
October 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You’re drunk, go home.
The food network is all over this concept.
September 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The food network is all over this concept.
Local park standard BS 5837/2 - puddles, 4 random dog shit placements, and potholes you can’t see due to long grass.
Also blue three-wheelers on the sidelines and compulsory snorkel parkas for U13 spectators.
Also blue three-wheelers on the sidelines and compulsory snorkel parkas for U13 spectators.
September 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Local park standard BS 5837/2 - puddles, 4 random dog shit placements, and potholes you can’t see due to long grass.
Also blue three-wheelers on the sidelines and compulsory snorkel parkas for U13 spectators.
Also blue three-wheelers on the sidelines and compulsory snorkel parkas for U13 spectators.
“The exciting [9̶0̶ ̶&̶] 90s breakfast” doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
Yes it’s shittier now, but it always has been.
Nabisco Golden Nuggets circa ~70s have always been and shall remain the king of breakfasts.
Yes it’s shittier now, but it always has been.
Nabisco Golden Nuggets circa ~70s have always been and shall remain the king of breakfasts.
September 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
“The exciting [9̶0̶ ̶&̶] 90s breakfast” doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
Yes it’s shittier now, but it always has been.
Nabisco Golden Nuggets circa ~70s have always been and shall remain the king of breakfasts.
Yes it’s shittier now, but it always has been.
Nabisco Golden Nuggets circa ~70s have always been and shall remain the king of breakfasts.
Vile obese cow abhorrent cost and dubious backstory confirmed.
September 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Vile obese cow abhorrent cost and dubious backstory confirmed.
The game is rigged.
It should hook into The Profanisaurus as a bare minimum.
It should hook into The Profanisaurus as a bare minimum.
September 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The game is rigged.
It should hook into The Profanisaurus as a bare minimum.
It should hook into The Profanisaurus as a bare minimum.
Never mind Dave. Keep your chin up.
Maybe ask for one of these next time.
Maybe ask for one of these next time.
August 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Never mind Dave. Keep your chin up.
Maybe ask for one of these next time.
Maybe ask for one of these next time.
Beef cake next year?
August 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Beef cake next year?
Car keys in the bowl and let’s get started.
July 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Car keys in the bowl and let’s get started.
Absolute bullshit.
They are killing machines.
They are killing machines.
July 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Absolute bullshit.
They are killing machines.
They are killing machines.
A match made in heaven…
July 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
A match made in heaven…
This pic of a long haired Margaret Thatcher at a big ‘spoons might help. Maybe.
July 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This pic of a long haired Margaret Thatcher at a big ‘spoons might help. Maybe.
Rodor & Dorod say hello.
June 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Rodor & Dorod say hello.
The classic era of ASCIi art dick pics.
June 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The classic era of ASCIi art dick pics.
I think you’re on to something.
April 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I think you’re on to something.
She obviously, drunkenly, couldn’t recall they’re called a hamdog. Easy mistake to make after half a bottle of whiskey.
April 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
She obviously, drunkenly, couldn’t recall they’re called a hamdog. Easy mistake to make after half a bottle of whiskey.