Newspapers quoting people from social media makes me queasy in the same way "Saturn devouring his son" does.

Miss Marple? I feel like the episodes are always on TV.

It's a real tragedy that I can't feasibly take my massive visual encyclopedia of haunted houses to university. What if I need to hunt a ghost‽

Oh also it's called 'Risen' so the pretense of mystery for the first forty minutes is extremely tedious anyway.

The film 'Risen', in which a Roman soldier investigates the resurrection of jesus in the style of a detective film, is baffling since neither potential ending works. Jesus being a fraud feels cynical and edgy whereas Jesus being the Messiah is too obvious - that is what he's most known for.

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I love those staircases in old buildings that are actively trying to kill you.

Strawberry milk.

Gosh. There are so many episodes of Elementary. So many that you barely even remember the bit where Holmes threatens to kill someone with a bag of Lego bricks.

Just One More Thing...

Highworth, Wiltshire? More like High worth of property prices.