diane (sober version)
@ovtsbehslov.bsky.social
i will behave this time. this is not a lie by omission.
transfem, they/them
transfem, they/them
The two-party system has trapped liberals in a situation that exactly mirrors an abusive relationship.
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The two-party system has trapped liberals in a situation that exactly mirrors an abusive relationship.
just got food poisoning from the hot dog cart of ideas
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
just got food poisoning from the hot dog cart of ideas
my main contribution at work is developing a technique to easily put an o-ring into a difficult spot on a machine we don't produce anymore
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
my main contribution at work is developing a technique to easily put an o-ring into a difficult spot on a machine we don't produce anymore
if god created humans, why are there still monkeys?
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
if god created humans, why are there still monkeys?
guns don't kill people, bullets kill people
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
guns don't kill people, bullets kill people
We know that hasidic jews exist in Bob's Burgers, but I don't recall any mention of christianity. Does that mean it takes place in a world where Jesus was never crucified?
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 AM
We know that hasidic jews exist in Bob's Burgers, but I don't recall any mention of christianity. Does that mean it takes place in a world where Jesus was never crucified?
I've never really gotten what straight women find attractive, but it's not controversial to say that James Gandolfini is really hot in The Sopranos right
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I've never really gotten what straight women find attractive, but it's not controversial to say that James Gandolfini is really hot in The Sopranos right
On this International Men's Day, I wanna give a shoutout to my favorite man if all time: Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
On this International Men's Day, I wanna give a shoutout to my favorite man if all time: Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ
masseuse touched my neck for five seconds and told me they were legally obligated to euthanize me
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
masseuse touched my neck for five seconds and told me they were legally obligated to euthanize me
I feel like I'm gonna be saying "this feels like the longest week of my life" every week for the rest of my life
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I feel like I'm gonna be saying "this feels like the longest week of my life" every week for the rest of my life
I'm gonna slaughter you in the abattoir of ideas
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm gonna slaughter you in the abattoir of ideas
I'm gonna execute you with a single swift judo chop in the marketplace of ideas
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I'm gonna execute you with a single swift judo chop in the marketplace of ideas
Hi, I've got a reservation for two at 7:30 under Dracula-Frankenstein. No, I was adopted. I mean, I'm a wolfman but it's not really related.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Hi, I've got a reservation for two at 7:30 under Dracula-Frankenstein. No, I was adopted. I mean, I'm a wolfman but it's not really related.
if we have a boy we're naming it Frankenstein and if we have a girl we're naming it Bride Of Frankenstein
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
if we have a boy we're naming it Frankenstein and if we have a girl we're naming it Bride Of Frankenstein
what kind of monster would name their doctor Frankenstein
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
what kind of monster would name their doctor Frankenstein
You should see the bodies she does. Immaculate stitching, and sturdy too. Skin tones match in a superbly natural way. A real Frankenstein's Frankenstein.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You should see the bodies she does. Immaculate stitching, and sturdy too. Skin tones match in a superbly natural way. A real Frankenstein's Frankenstein.
no, willy wonka is already trans. yeah, you're thinking of mr. magorium.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
no, willy wonka is already trans. yeah, you're thinking of mr. magorium.
On the one hand, it's much harder to administer hormones to your trans Frankenstein's undead flesh. On the other, surgeries are much easier.
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
On the one hand, it's much harder to administer hormones to your trans Frankenstein's undead flesh. On the other, surgeries are much easier.
I could have prevented him from becoming the Joker by introducing him to AA. Those people will laugh at anything.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I could have prevented him from becoming the Joker by introducing him to AA. Those people will laugh at anything.
Is anyone on here good at building Frankensteins? I followed all the instructions but mine says he's too depressed to get off the slab.
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Is anyone on here good at building Frankensteins? I followed all the instructions but mine says he's too depressed to get off the slab.
basically the societal function of sex is so boring people can tolerate each other
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
basically the societal function of sex is so boring people can tolerate each other
None for me, thanks. Water makes me piss.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
None for me, thanks. Water makes me piss.
legally changing my last name to Redacted
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
legally changing my last name to Redacted
my most heretical popular music opinion is that the Graves era of the Misfits is extremely superior to the Danzig era
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
my most heretical popular music opinion is that the Graves era of the Misfits is extremely superior to the Danzig era