diane (sober version)
@ovtsbehslov.bsky.social
i will behave this time. this is not a lie by omission.
transfem, they/them
transfem, they/them
A most ominous portent. But of what?
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A most ominous portent. But of what?
None for me, thanks. Water makes me piss.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
None for me, thanks. Water makes me piss.
legally changing my last name to Redacted
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
legally changing my last name to Redacted
my most heretical popular music opinion is that the Graves era of the Misfits is extremely superior to the Danzig era
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
my most heretical popular music opinion is that the Graves era of the Misfits is extremely superior to the Danzig era
god 'damn PAWS fucking sucks
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
god 'damn PAWS fucking sucks
no offense, but trans people choose better names than cis mothers and it's not even close
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
no offense, but trans people choose better names than cis mothers and it's not even close
transgender is a contagion, and i'm a superspreader
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
transgender is a contagion, and i'm a superspreader
They had to start using the term "plant-based" because the average American becomes a full-blown nazi when they see the word "vegan"
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
They had to start using the term "plant-based" because the average American becomes a full-blown nazi when they see the word "vegan"
36° is almost 40, which isn't too bad. But 34° is almost 32, which is really cold.
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
36° is almost 40, which isn't too bad. But 34° is almost 32, which is really cold.
I'm definitely stupid enough to think that delirium tremens sounds kinda fun
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm definitely stupid enough to think that delirium tremens sounds kinda fun
my online presence is analagous to Harry shooting himself in front of Titus Hardie
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
my online presence is analagous to Harry shooting himself in front of Titus Hardie
The only thing we did for H'ween was a very brief Weekend At Bernice...
I never think of it as being an "interracial relationship" bc he's culturally 100% white Ohioan, but sometimes the category is, uh... evident
I never think of it as being an "interracial relationship" bc he's culturally 100% white Ohioan, but sometimes the category is, uh... evident
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The only thing we did for H'ween was a very brief Weekend At Bernice...
I never think of it as being an "interracial relationship" bc he's culturally 100% white Ohioan, but sometimes the category is, uh... evident
I never think of it as being an "interracial relationship" bc he's culturally 100% white Ohioan, but sometimes the category is, uh... evident
heteronormativity is good, actually (helps me pass when i'm with my boyfriend)
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
heteronormativity is good, actually (helps me pass when i'm with my boyfriend)
can you exchange AA chips for anything cool, or is it all cop-out shit like "self-improvement"?
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
can you exchange AA chips for anything cool, or is it all cop-out shit like "self-improvement"?
sorry for always spelling it like "schtick," it's because the letter щ has permanently unmoored me from reality
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
sorry for always spelling it like "schtick," it's because the letter щ has permanently unmoored me from reality
My worst trans lady opinion is that Manhunt is a real slog, even in audiobook format. I got to the last 30-45 minutes and could just not force myself to finish it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
My worst trans lady opinion is that Manhunt is a real slog, even in audiobook format. I got to the last 30-45 minutes and could just not force myself to finish it.
My uncle was burned at the stake during the Salem Witch Trials for believing it was butter. This was in 1991.
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My uncle was burned at the stake during the Salem Witch Trials for believing it was butter. This was in 1991.
ladies' rooms should have urinals for trans women. and they should fund the program with veterans' pensions.
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
ladies' rooms should have urinals for trans women. and they should fund the program with veterans' pensions.
"Four out of five Americans prefer butter over I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." — European ad for the product
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"Four out of five Americans prefer butter over I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." — European ad for the product
I Would Be Willing To Entertain The Possibility That It's Butter
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I Would Be Willing To Entertain The Possibility That It's Butter
That's actually a misconception. "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" is the advertising slogan; the product itself is just called "It."
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
That's actually a misconception. "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" is the advertising slogan; the product itself is just called "It."
Fuck You, It's Butter
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Fuck You, It's Butter
I Can't Believe It's Substantively Distinct From Yet Functionally Analogous To Butter
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I Can't Believe It's Substantively Distinct From Yet Functionally Analogous To Butter
I Can't Believe It's Supposed To Be Butter
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I Can't Believe It's Supposed To Be Butter