Oop, meant "lonely U syllable"
September 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Oop, meant "lonely U syllable"
Also, the word "dactyl" means "finger" in Greek because the long-short-short of it all reminded them of the structure of the bones of the fingers (the REAL ones. Screw you, thumb). Would you really deprive the sapphics of a Chappell Roan song title that is literally made of two fingers?
September 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Also, the word "dactyl" means "finger" in Greek because the long-short-short of it all reminded them of the structure of the bones of the fingers (the REAL ones. Screw you, thumb). Would you really deprive the sapphics of a Chappell Roan song title that is literally made of two fingers?
Femininomenon > feminomenon. ["s" = stressed, "u" = unstressed]
The first is a neat pair of dactyls, or 2 3-syllable S-U-U groups.
The second is a pair of trochees, or 2 2-syllable S-U groups, with a lonely S syllable hanging off the end like Oliver Twist. Ew. (To asymmetry, not to orphans) (1/2)
The first is a neat pair of dactyls, or 2 3-syllable S-U-U groups.
The second is a pair of trochees, or 2 2-syllable S-U groups, with a lonely S syllable hanging off the end like Oliver Twist. Ew. (To asymmetry, not to orphans) (1/2)
September 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Femininomenon > feminomenon. ["s" = stressed, "u" = unstressed]
The first is a neat pair of dactyls, or 2 3-syllable S-U-U groups.
The second is a pair of trochees, or 2 2-syllable S-U groups, with a lonely S syllable hanging off the end like Oliver Twist. Ew. (To asymmetry, not to orphans) (1/2)
The first is a neat pair of dactyls, or 2 3-syllable S-U-U groups.
The second is a pair of trochees, or 2 2-syllable S-U groups, with a lonely S syllable hanging off the end like Oliver Twist. Ew. (To asymmetry, not to orphans) (1/2)
Garrily We Go Aglong
September 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Garrily We Go Aglong
Yeah f the spleen. I, for one, refuse to court any mid-20s entry-level professionals without consulting my sixteen thousand skin tags.
September 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Yeah f the spleen. I, for one, refuse to court any mid-20s entry-level professionals without consulting my sixteen thousand skin tags.
People have done worse for an album deal. I can't think of what tho...
August 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
People have done worse for an album deal. I can't think of what tho...
Give it one hard winter.
August 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Give it one hard winter.
Would you say an island full?
August 30, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Would you say an island full?
This can't be coded by AI. It's actually good.
August 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This can't be coded by AI. It's actually good.
Yeah, right. Whatever, pal *aggressive fisting motion"
August 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Yeah, right. Whatever, pal *aggressive fisting motion"
May her journey over the Bifrost to Valhalla be easy. And may she train and drink mead until Ragnarok falls upon the Nine Realms as shadow falls upon a sunlit glade. Amen.
August 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
May her journey over the Bifrost to Valhalla be easy. And may she train and drink mead until Ragnarok falls upon the Nine Realms as shadow falls upon a sunlit glade. Amen.
NO ONE BUY THIS MAN A RITA HAYWORTH POSTER!!!! HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!!
August 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
NO ONE BUY THIS MAN A RITA HAYWORTH POSTER!!!! HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!!
Only a heathen would argue that a sanctified, probably child-employing church can't pump crude for Christ. The sunday school kids losing fingers installing gold rims on the oil well HAVE OTHER FINGERS.
August 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Only a heathen would argue that a sanctified, probably child-employing church can't pump crude for Christ. The sunday school kids losing fingers installing gold rims on the oil well HAVE OTHER FINGERS.
Trick question. Brits don't own, rent, or lease genitalia.
August 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Trick question. Brits don't own, rent, or lease genitalia.
At your leisure: youtu.be/uHeQeHstrsc
Sex and the City 2 reviewed by Mark Kermode
YouTube video by kermodeandmayo
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August 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
At your leisure: youtu.be/uHeQeHstrsc
Y'all, stop! The only way he'll write better fan fiction is through POSITIVE reinforcement.
August 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Y'all, stop! The only way he'll write better fan fiction is through POSITIVE reinforcement.
Catch me on the mouth-watering, lamb-soft velvet of the inner ankle.
August 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Catch me on the mouth-watering, lamb-soft velvet of the inner ankle.
The Nixon Tapes had over 30 hours of the President trying on four pairs of G cup bras at once while muttering "Pika, Pika" to himself. The anatomical cat boob accuracy shocked Congress the most.
August 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Nixon Tapes had over 30 hours of the President trying on four pairs of G cup bras at once while muttering "Pika, Pika" to himself. The anatomical cat boob accuracy shocked Congress the most.
Everyone point and laugh! This guy's never read The Catefishm!
August 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Everyone point and laugh! This guy's never read The Catefishm!
When all of God's creatures sing in his heavenly chorus, fish won't be there because anything without vocal cords doesn't have a soul. My priest taught me that.
August 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
When all of God's creatures sing in his heavenly chorus, fish won't be there because anything without vocal cords doesn't have a soul. My priest taught me that.