That whole dorky, Mormon-coded, strawberry Ichabod Crane thing Ned's got going on in #ThePaper is giving me feelings I can only explore under the legally binding seal of confession.
September 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
That whole dorky, Mormon-coded, strawberry Ichabod Crane thing Ned's got going on in #ThePaper is giving me feelings I can only explore under the legally binding seal of confession.
September 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Clankers ain't shit but bolts and bits.
Good night and god bless.
Good night and god bless.
August 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Clankers ain't shit but bolts and bits.
Good night and god bless.
Good night and god bless.
I need new #Bewitched.
When the voices get too loud, I take my promotional Bewitched t-shirt out of the safe and I wear Will Ferrell's oversaturated face on my chest like the Kryptonian symbol for hope.
On those nights, at least, no Chuck E. Cheeses burn.
Bless you, Sony Pictures Television Kids.
When the voices get too loud, I take my promotional Bewitched t-shirt out of the safe and I wear Will Ferrell's oversaturated face on my chest like the Kryptonian symbol for hope.
On those nights, at least, no Chuck E. Cheeses burn.
Bless you, Sony Pictures Television Kids.
August 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I need new #Bewitched.
When the voices get too loud, I take my promotional Bewitched t-shirt out of the safe and I wear Will Ferrell's oversaturated face on my chest like the Kryptonian symbol for hope.
On those nights, at least, no Chuck E. Cheeses burn.
Bless you, Sony Pictures Television Kids.
When the voices get too loud, I take my promotional Bewitched t-shirt out of the safe and I wear Will Ferrell's oversaturated face on my chest like the Kryptonian symbol for hope.
On those nights, at least, no Chuck E. Cheeses burn.
Bless you, Sony Pictures Television Kids.
New #WarOfTheWorlds trailer looks sick.
Like a Victorian patient.
Like it's forced to lay in bed and look out the window at all the other little reboots running around in the sunshine of theater runs and actual viewers.
Like a Victorian patient.
Like it's forced to lay in bed and look out the window at all the other little reboots running around in the sunshine of theater runs and actual viewers.
August 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
New #WarOfTheWorlds trailer looks sick.
Like a Victorian patient.
Like it's forced to lay in bed and look out the window at all the other little reboots running around in the sunshine of theater runs and actual viewers.
Like a Victorian patient.
Like it's forced to lay in bed and look out the window at all the other little reboots running around in the sunshine of theater runs and actual viewers.
#TheGildedAge [S3 E7 SPOILERS!!!]
Me to my pillow:
no but he for sure did a side deal with the bullet to only half kill him so half his cash goes to Larry tax free. Larry buys another survey, finds a magical pot of gold, brings the dead half back to life, quadruples their money. 6D chess, dummy...
Me to my pillow:
no but he for sure did a side deal with the bullet to only half kill him so half his cash goes to Larry tax free. Larry buys another survey, finds a magical pot of gold, brings the dead half back to life, quadruples their money. 6D chess, dummy...
August 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
#TheGildedAge [S3 E7 SPOILERS!!!]
Me to my pillow:
no but he for sure did a side deal with the bullet to only half kill him so half his cash goes to Larry tax free. Larry buys another survey, finds a magical pot of gold, brings the dead half back to life, quadruples their money. 6D chess, dummy...
Me to my pillow:
no but he for sure did a side deal with the bullet to only half kill him so half his cash goes to Larry tax free. Larry buys another survey, finds a magical pot of gold, brings the dead half back to life, quadruples their money. 6D chess, dummy...
August 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM