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tuck.bsky.social
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger. a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple. another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager. an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
July 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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hannahr.bsky.social
please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed

LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.
A very large roly-poly light brown bunny rabbit wearing a tiny SF Giants ballcap is cuddled by a man wearing a Giants jersey.
July 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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win98tech.bsky.social
GOATEST GAMES ROUND 2

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June 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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thedavidhayter.bsky.social
It can be frustrating when you give them a name as simple as "David", but they still misspell it.
My Starbucks coffee cup came labelled with the name "Solid Snake".
May 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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officialslime.bsky.social
im gonna blow my shit off smoove
November 28, 2024 at 9:27 PM
@nanosaurous.bsky.social nerd
November 14, 2024 at 3:34 AM